The slightly less retarded thread

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  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Hey, mr.blunt, I made an avatar that best represents you
    3sc1f.png
  • BungHoleBungHole Regular
    edited July 2010
    Can you guys believe I don't have a goatse avatar yet? Maybe I'm scared they'll take away my mod position if I do....:o
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Don't be a pussy, it's not like you've actually modded yet. :rolleyes:

    The only thing you did was be an asshole to me when I was trying to get ideas flowing around for a fractional distillation. Way to turn it on me, asshole.
  • BungHoleBungHole Regular
    edited July 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    Don't be a pussy, it's not like you've actually modded yet. :rolleyes:

    The only thing you did was be an asshole to me when I was trying to get ideas flowing around for a fractional distillation. Way to turn it on me, asshole.

    Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a butthurt pussy.:o

    EDIT: Hey, what's that next to my username?:confused:
  • sAINTsAINT Regular
    edited July 2010
    Sup niggas!
  • Dose MeDose Me Regular
    edited July 2010
    a gaping asshole?
  • CaesarCaesar Regular
    edited July 2010
    HOLY FUCK... Tim Leary was the antichrist after all :eek:

  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    hey, mr.blunt, i made an avatar that best represents you
    3sc1f.png

    THANKS FAGGOT


    Also, today I was using the weed whacker and this smoking hot broad came walking down the sidewalk, I stopped, gave her the smile and nod, she smiled back, then I accidentally hit this huge chunk of weeds and blasted her in the face with sand and chopped up plant matter.

    Good thing I already have a girl:o
  • fr0st_Bytefr0st_Byte Sumpin' c00L
    edited July 2010
    Dose Me wrote: »
    a gaping asshole?

    Hahahah. That shit was funny.

    And dude don't go dick swinging just because your a mod.
  • fr0st_Bytefr0st_Byte Sumpin' c00L
    edited July 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    I've heard the porn site idea thrown around, but that's just stupid. There are plenty of free streaming porno sites out there, I bet most of the contributions to the contributions to the site would just be reposts from other sextube type sites.

    ALSO, THE OFFlClAL RULES TO THlS THREAD

    Its cool to make posts in our fourm. You can post in that thread as much as you would like as long as the post actually says something, not just a post of posts with a period in them or the word the. Yanno? that would just down play bltc when people go to see it.



    Kind of what Mike said when he took reigns of NFHC, but now look how TRT is now. I also suggested that it gets unstickied, because it's guaranteed to be at the top of the page at all times anyway. If it gets to the second page, we've clearly had a lapse in contribution.

    Ahh come on man, look out for a brothah. If you are going to quote me from a PM atleast spellcheck it for me mang. :rolleyes:
  • BungHoleBungHole Regular
    edited July 2010
    fr0st_Byte wrote: »
    Hahahah. That shit was funny.

    And dude don't go dick swinging just because your a mod.

    Have to. Gotta stay true to my e-persona. Everyone already knows about my goatse fetish anyway.

    Me and you, were gonna be good friends. I can see it now.;)
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    fr0st_Byte wrote: »
    Ahh come on man, look out for a brothah. If you are going to quote me from a PM atleast spellcheck it for me mang. :rolleyes:

    lolwut that wasn't a PM, it's on your public message board visible to all here.

    I'm just looking out for my retarded brothers, I don't want anyone to get an infraction because they are ignorant of the rules.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    BungHole wrote: »
    Which state?

    Here, Erorr and Mr. Blunt might like this. This is what I listened to in my indie and punk rock days, went good with Modest Mouse. Kinda surprised I never saw you guys post them.....

    It might just be that I'm really high, but that video is sketching me out. Good song but something about that puppet and the fact that people are dying in the background. Mostly the puppet.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    Also,



    Haha, yes. Fuck off if you don't like this song
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
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    LOL GET lT, lT LOOKS LlKE A PENlS.
  • BungHoleBungHole Regular
    edited July 2010
    mr.blunt wrote: »
    Also,



    Haha, yes. Fuck off if you don't like this song

    *fucks off*
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Seriously. That must be the song mr.blunt gets pounded in the ass to.

    Also, bunghole, have you seen that you're already getting shit for being a mod. It's that hater ilovechronic. He must be butthurt because he wasn't even considered for the new mod at zoklet, and he's not a mod here.
  • edited July 2010
    BungHole wrote: »
    *fucks off*



    try this, brah.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Pick me an avatar, you guys. My only rules are no goatse (sorry bung) and nothing that'll get me arrested.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    BungHole wrote: »
    *fucks off*
    1337 wrote: »
    Seriously. That must be the song mr.blunt gets pounded in the ass to.

    Also, bunghole, have you seen that you're already getting shit for being a mod. It's that hater ilovechronic. He must be butthurt because he wasn't even considered for the new mod at zoklet, and he's not a mod here.



    You cunt scabs can't appreciate some good Canadian music
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    mr.blunt wrote: »
    good Canadian music

    Oxymoronic post of the day award winner right here.
  • edited July 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    Guys I fucking miss drinking. My god! I've only gotten drunk twice since February. I really want a 10 dollar liter of rum! with a 12 pack of high life. That and a 14 dollar half gallon of vodka for the morning after.

    Damn, that's a dry spell. You should enjoy your low tolerance.

    Anyway I got a new bong and it rips.
  • BungHoleBungHole Regular
    edited July 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    Seriously. That must be the song mr.blunt gets pounded in the ass to.

    Also, bunghole, have you seen that you're already getting shit for being a mod. It's that hater ilovechronic. He must be butthurt because he wasn't even considered for the new mod at zoklet, and he's not a mod here.

    Really?:confused:

    I don't know. Honestly, here and on zoklet, I have publicly displayed disloyalty to this site and disinterest in being a mod. I mean, shit, look at my first post, the one that got me modded! It's the OP in the LT BS thread.

    But you know my story, 1337, and so do many others.

    I was a kewl looking for bomb recipes when my friend showed me totse back around 2004. I started posting in Backyard Ballistics, and was converted from a kidiot to someone who lived life in search of knowledge. Then I went to F&B, and I was a chem noob. Nshanin told me to stop being a noob and research, so I did. Now even the vets in F&B respect me. And they are the real Lab Tips gang. Hydro, Nshanin, SoH, even FordPerfect and JP, they seem to respect me, despite still being a self proclaimed noob.

    Sites like totse and their technical sections had a huge impact on my life. They directly affected so much of the knowledge I have today. Go look at F&B on zoklet. It creeped me out the other day, cause someone specifically asked for my help in the title of their thread. I admit, I liked the attention, and I tried to help, but it still felt weird. People act like I'm some Chem God now, when I'm not. But so much of my chemistry knowledge was taught to me by the prominent posters of F&B and the original LT. Sure, I did my homework, but you wouldn't believe the progress I made just by listening to Nshanin and researching formylations. I even publicly told him that on zoklet.

    If anyone has gained a severe positive impact in their actual life and learned something from sites like totse, it's me. I'm like a poster child of what a noob can turn into just by talking to the people on sites like these.

    That's why these little forums mean something to me. They mean a lot to me, actually. I don't even have a social life. Talking to you,1337, and some other online people is the most social interaction I've had in years. Not to mention the profound intellectual impact these people have on me.

    Go look in the BS thread on zoklet. I'm begging the regulars there to tell me what it takes to make something great. I see how great totse was, then how great zoklet was. Then I look at sites like totse2. Have you seen their chem forum? They don't even have a mod. They have one thread about glassware with some good posts, the rest are me trolling and people asking how to make meth. I'm given this opportunity to turn the chemistry forum here into something, and I just can't resist. I just want to see it become a place of learning and active discussion, not a wasteland of tweaked out meth cooks. I want kids like the one I used to be to come to our forum and be converted and make the transition I made. The thought of a kid trying to make bombs with gasoline and pool tablets, just to hurt himself or give up because he thinks there's nothing more to it and he gets bored, That saddens me. I just want to give someone guidance, so they can be safe and enjoy learning.

    You and I both know, that despite my prolific trolling, when someone presents to me a problem, whether technical or personal, I go out of my way to help. Sure, I don't have anything better to do anyway. But I do like to help.

    I come here for two reasons, and two reasons only:
    1. So many of the people I have become attached to at zoklet, like you 1337, left and came here.
    2. I just want to try my best to help the chem forum turn into a place worth posting in.

    If they don't want me in Lab Tips, that's fine. I have accounts at sciencemadness, wetdreams, blacklight, plenty of places. But I don't like the atmosphere there, so I don't post, just lurk.

    But that doesn't matter, cause I still have F&B. Sure, I like being the big, bad moderator here, Mr. Tough Guy Chem Genius. But when it comes down to it, the people I look up to are back at F&B. Hydro, Nshanin, SoH, JP, they aren't here. I'd invite them into the chem forum here with open arms, the way they did to me, but I don't think they want to leave there.

    Were not like the rest of totse, or zoklet, or .info. We don't need to listen to the drama and site politics. We have other interests. Sure, it's like a soap opera to me, it entertains me. But all I really care about is a place where I can go, and I can be with other people who just want to have some nerd talk. For now, that place isn't here, it's F&B. I'd like for it to be both, but it isn't, at least yet, and I want to try my hardest to change that.

    But if you can't see I really do have a personal interest in making this site better, making it a place were people can feel comfortable and free, then do something about it. Demod me, ban me, I don't care. Sure, I love and care about so many of these people. Sure, maybe it sounds weird, but do you know how often I'm in my lab and ask "what would JP do?" or "I wonder how Tylers doing?" I'm just too sensitive. Even the veil of the internet can't cripple the uncontrollable empathy I have for people. It's not even a virtue, it's a weakness. I'm naive and gullible, and willing to trust anyone. I'm just such an unhappy person usually, who feels so desperate for help, I don't know how I could deny someone in need. But if you think I just want to be able to infract people and shit, you're wrong. I post on these sites because I like so many of the people here, and I just want to feel like I have someone to talk to, and give someone else a person to talk to.

    And if you don't believe me, take away my modship. Test me. I'll still be here, in the .info TRT, sooting the shit with people like you 1337, Erorr, and Mr. Blunt. We've all been posting together for more than half a year. And if you think I like my infraction button more than my e-buddies, prove it.

    Besides, you got my e-mail 1337. You know where to find me if I don't return.

    I guess I got butthurt though, cause that's quite a wall of text. But I'll be honest, I haven't liked ilovechronic for quite some time. Just the way he speaks adamantly against trolls, but if you look at his posts, he's really not much better than they are at all.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    You need to post that here.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    But yeah I wanna drink so bad lol, my friend just started selling mushies though so I think all my cash will be put into ingesting as much fucking mushrooms as possible.

    I'm talking half ounce doses up in this beezy.

    One ounce dose or bust.

    Does "your friend" grow them, or just pick them off of cow patties?
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    How much do you pay for an oz?

    Is that what you want my avatar to be? I'll put it up, but I was expecting the fag flag or some other gay shit.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Applied, credit given
  • BungHoleBungHole Regular
    edited July 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    Har har 1337, but even though that painting means nothing and required no talent i still think its neat. Thank you!

    But it's polka dots.... Everyone loves polka dots!!!:mad:

    PS: For any TRT regulars, here's my e-mail: [email protected]

    You know, just in case our time together is cut short......

    And yes, if you saw that e-mail or username on any gay dating websites, it was me.....
  • BungHoleBungHole Regular
    edited July 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    I'd assume you use aim. If so PM me your screen name. It'd provide for better nights spent because at this rate I'm just having seizures and listening to crappy folk songs on youtube. Id rather ramble to someone than do that.

    I don't know what happened to my AIM account. I had it for ten years then they decided to delete it for no apparent reason.:confused:

    I'll make one though. I already talked to an e-friend tonight(on the phone actually), so not right now. But soon.

    For some reason I always thought you didn't like me, Erorr.:o
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    What am I now, have I graduated past "meh" yet? Why was I a meh?

    That's hurtful, man. :( I just want to be loved no homo. :(:(

    Also, bunghole needs to get an aim screenname. I hate talking via email, it's so 1997.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    I said this to erorr one time while talking to him; I post serious shit in TRT. The only personal info I've given out has been in the zoklet retarded thread. I would have never posted pictures in the regular forum.

    TRT, and by extension, the internet, is serious business to me. I didn't take zoklet seriously at all, but TRT was my home on the internet. I just wish this place was as lively as the original. I miss pwp's moronic, hilarious insults. I miss konglomo's junkie posts, describing what particular cocktail of drugs he's going to be IVing next. I miss Hydro's end of the day wrapups. I miss mike bitching about the smallest things, like usertitles, or how he's going to quit (yet he grasps onto his modship like if he loses it, he loses his life).
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    By the way whats with the avatar really? Is it some off hand pot shot at me and that little rinky dink painting.
    1337 wrote: »
    Pick me an avatar, you guys. My only rules are no goatse (sorry bung) and nothing that'll get me arrested.

    Erorr wrote: »
    Also here

    dscn6477.jpg
    lol, I take it you weren't giving me that. I'm not pulling anything by putting it up, I thought that's what you picked....
  • BungHoleBungHole Regular
    edited July 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    I said this to erorr one time while talking to him; I post serious shit in TRT. The only personal info I've given out has been in the zoklet retarded thread. I would have never posted pictures in the regular forum.

    TRT, and by extension, the internet, is serious business to me. I didn't take zoklet seriously at all, but TRT was my home on the internet. I just wish this place was as lively as the original. I miss pwp's moronic, hilarious insults. I miss konglomo's junkie posts, describing what particular cocktail of drugs he's going to be IVing next. I miss Hydro's end of the day wrapups. I miss mike bitching about the smallest things, like usertitles, or how he's going to quit (yet he grasps onto his modship like if he loses it, he loses his life).
    TRue That nigga.:o
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    Oxymoronic post of the day award winner right here.

    What the fuck have you done, Prism was a joke (Take Me to the Kaptin is still the shit) but I now have to rape this thread with true awesome Canadian music




    Oh Canada we love our beaver
    1337 wrote: »
    I said this to erorr one time while talking to him; I post serious shit in TRT. The only personal info I've given out has been in the zoklet retarded thread. I would have never posted pictures in the regular forum.

    This is exactly the same thing I said in my last post there, but then Zok deleted those two-weeks of posts a few hours later.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    I'd rather have one of your other paintings, one of the ones that you sent me when we were talking. You should put them ITT, so I can pick one for a new avatar.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    I'll get back to you with a cool one you can use. I have some drawings I could take pitures of if you want that. If you like built to spill i have a sick little logo I made for them you could use.

    Pick your best piece and it'll be my new avatar.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    I like this one, but it looks shitty when it's avatar sized.
    jygsZ.jpg
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    You don't still have it, do you?
  • sAINTsAINT Regular
    edited July 2010
    wuts goin in here you guise
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    That fag lovecraft had a qr code avatar.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    You look different with lipstick on and cum on your face. :o
  • Dose MeDose Me Regular
    edited July 2010
  • Dose MeDose Me Regular
    edited July 2010
    shit I suck at this
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    People piss me the fuck off sometimes with all their selfish ways and general stupidity.

    That is all.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    mr.blunt wrote: »
    People piss me the fuck off sometimes with all their selfish ways and general stupidity.

    That is all.

    You postin' in the wrong thread, nigga.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Dose Me wrote: »
    shit I suck at this

    You suck in general.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    You postin' in the wrong thread, nigga.

    Why, this is THE thread I like to post in when I feel angry/fucked/sad or a combination of all three.

    I need to get fucking smashed promptly
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    Erorr wrote: »



    Calm down , listen to some beat happening maybe smoke a bogie and realize that we are all flawed and your expectations shouldnt ever lead you to disappointment.

    Nothing human should shock you :o

    Yeah I know what you mean, but fuck. Sometimes you just hope for/expect the best, against your instinct, and get fucked in the end for going against your gut feeling.

    Keep any good tunes coming too, I'm pretty much just playing all my Neil Young and am about to go grab the couple vinyl albums I have of his, but variety never hurts.

    Still though, Neil Young has saved my fucking life before and his music can get me through anything

  • mafiabromafiabro Regular
    edited July 2010
    Bunch o retards in this thread.
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