I think this should go in the "retarded ideas" section, but here goes nothing.
I'm going to Amsterdam soon, as my xmas trip will be taken up with Business dealings around Holland (Haarlem, Rotterdam, Amsterdam etc) and I was thinking of bringing back or sending some hash home each time I returned.
Idea number 1 would be the post method.
If I got a few cards with badges and a hallmarked envelope, do you think I could get away with putting a bit of hash underneath the badge? I've heard of people doing this and succeeding. Only problem is, I don't want my address linked to it, but all Customs can do is send you a letter and say "yo, we have a a parcel for you and can you pick it up", so you bin it.
Idea number 2.
Wrap it up in a condom without getting any of it on the condom (latex gloves and keeping it away from the edge), then wrap it again, and putting it up my bum on the way back (I have no issue with that...I have Crohn's for fucks sake).
There are other ideas of putting it in a DVD case. So anyone got any ideas? Short of growing again, I wondered which would be the safer option. I have valium and smart dress, so can reduce my risk of being stopped at the Airport. I used to smuggle as an almost part-time career and have never, ever been stopped. It's just returning from Holland, the security is always hit and miss. In Heathrow once, there wasn't a single Customs Officer on the way back.
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Fuck swallowing condoms. My guts are already narrow enough and I don't fancy the mix of latex and stomach acid all for a few grams of hash.