Ok so Friday night I'm sitting at my computer smokin some weed and drinkin as always, the phone rings,I answer and its some woman from the Massachusetts health dept and they would like to do a survey.
I say Ya alright lets do it so after about 15 minutes of boring generic shit she starts in on sex stuff.I play along for awhile but the questions just got more and more personal.
I finally flipped my shit when she asked me if i ever wanted a dick up my ass or if i ever fantasized about sucking another mans dick.NO HOMO
Weed induced paranoia and rage filled me and I really don't remember what I said but I hung up the phone and then she called back:mad:
Thats when I went off the deep end, it actually made my wife cry that I was abusing this cunt so bad.I started asking her questions like did she like it when her daddy came in her mouth and if she ever sucked her mommy's clit,ECT real nasty shit.
Anyway I hung up and tried to forget about it but tonight they called back.
They actually had the balls to ask if I wanted to finish the survey.I polity told them that they had the wrong number.
Fuck.
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The paranoid in me tells me that they want to flush out the so called unstable elements in the system and proceed to incarcerate anyone who gets in the way.
"Yeah I just love the dick, do you?"
I think they get paid per survey so if it didn't get finished they don't get paid or some shit.
It was a guy this time he's like all hey we didn't get to finish the survey last time how are you?
So I say fine It would be better if you would stop calling me, he says well we didn't finish, I say stop calling me, he say's we didn't finish the survey.
I say I don't give a shit and hang up, I hope this is the end of it.
The guy sounded like a fagget anyway.
Total gay ass fuck.