Jesus. That's it. I'm off women forever. Forget it. This is too much. The shitting and the pissing and the periods and the farts; I could look past all that. But now...
"Discharge"?! Apparently more comes out. And it's color coded. :facepalm:
White: Thick, white discharge is common at the beginning and end of a woman's cycle. Normal white discharge is not accompanied by itching. If itching is present, thick white discharge can indicate a yeast infection.
Clear and stretchy: This is "fertile" mucous and means a woman is ovulating.
Clear and watery: This occurs at different times of the cycle and can be particularly heavy after exercising.
Yellow or Green: May indicate an infection, especially if thick or clumpy like cottage cheese or has a foul odor.
Brown: May happen right after periods, and is just "cleaning out" the vagina. Old blood looks brown.
Spotting Blood/Brown Discharge: This may occur when a woman is ovulating/mid-cycle. Sometimes early in pregnancy there may be spotting or a brownish discharge at the time the period would normally come. If there's spotting at the time of her normal period rather than the usual amount of flow, and she has had sex without using birth control, she should check a pregnancy test.
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The thing is, girls don't like this any more than you do. I have yet to see any of this. Any girl worth being around will keep herself clean.
Think about it - they are humans just like yourself, except they have this portable mini-factory inside of them. You can swipe a part of you in them, and they will take your genetic code, combine it with theirs, randomly modify it, and produce a copy with the result.
Not only that, but the continue to live after that, and can be used multiple times!
I mean really, this is so high-tech. We are nowhere near being able to create this kind of things.
^This.
When you put it like that, it sounds really awesome...
I fucked a girl once and my sack got covered in this stuff.
Fuckthis, I'm going sexual.
Also, I feel you should know that our vagina and colon aren't seperated by much. Enjoy rubbing your beanus against a thin wall of flesh with a giant turd behind it!
lol beanus?
I flapped.
Damn,
-1 Boner
Happy to help
I really like having period sex. I've done it with tons of girls. They always get ridiculously turned on and the blood feels great.
Pfft, what are you gonna tell me next? That girls buttholes are close to their colons, so I can't fuck them too??
The colon isn't even real, like Bigfoot or the female brain.
oh... my god.... That did more for me than shutmeup's post.
I am with you sir.
Me too but only because of the quote above^^.
No Homo?... Complete and utter faggot.
ehhhhhhww
>_<
......
I think I will just go ahead and pull a tesla instead now
This is the outlook of women I am going to take away from this thread.
Good day.
Bai feller
Agreed.
We have just one hole - for sperm and piss. We don't need to wipe after pissing because there's no mess. Our assholes are lightyears away from our dicks as well.
Nothing involuntarily comes out, ever.
Liquids don't erupt from our nipples (found that out about women recently too) either.
We're clean, despite the stereotype that men are gross and women are clean.
God, seriously. Disgusting.
True but I like fucking to much to really care about that stuff.
This
Qft
Yeah and this way you don't even have to kill her first
Im sorry
*holds hand in the air expectantly*
Guys?
Been there, done that. Got the joker face to prove it.
And I would do it again.
Pretty much agreed I guess.