And this makes me a beautiful human being. Think of how much more she'll be able to teach her students about finger painting!
"Holy hell, Billy, you've painted that duck using a Fibonacci coloring pattern. Sally! Those fractals are very well done."
I didn't know at the time she was a preschool teacher, she was just the gf of a new weed connect & old friend of mine and she had never tried acid before. When I found out I felt like a buddha, or at least some sort of subversive agent of the revolucion.
I guess that makes up for accidentally permafrying one of my friends. Oops lol! :eek:
Anybody else ever have any customers that tickled their funny bone to sell to?
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That was before I started rapping though.
The government needs to distribute crack laced with chemicals to sterilize these people while they're on it so they can't fucking reproduce.
Also, I read that the effects of crack on babies were greatly exaggerated.
Sounds good to me. You saved that kid years or suffering and abuse to come. Good job.
I don't know why I'm making a joke out of this it does make me pretty sad when I think about what i did...but we do what we gotta do to eat right?
^^no
see: fasting as an act of rebellion
I like to help people.
If thinking about it like that helps you sleep at night, sure.
Never sacrifice your humanity for profit.
1. Take humans, over 9000 of them
2. Perform Native South American ritualistic blood drinking sacrifice using golden daggers
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!!
^Do it for the Gods, faggit, they will be pleased....
Oh God no .... I thought it was a miscarriage and aborted! It lived? Damn ..... May the intangible concept of God have mercy upon its soul.
More explanation needed...
Also motherfuckin' rizzo...I want to hear about the time you ended up in a mental ward on acid.
The latter would be the lesser of the two evils imo.
The guy probably just bought and did lots of acid from him without knowing that he could get fucked up using it all time.