When's the last time you had sex? — Totseans

When's the last time you had sex?

DailyDaily Regular
edited July 2010 in Spurious Generalities
No lying about being a virgin now! :p
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  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited July 2010
    When I came out of my mommys vagina.


    Uhh more correctly, 1 1/2 years :-\. I just don't got time to give a shit anymore. My hand is still interesting me for the moment.
  • CrazzyassCrazzyass Regular
    edited July 2010
    A month or so
  • Icee WeinerIcee Weiner Regular
    edited July 2010
    Yeah probably around a month or so
  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited July 2010
    Little bit more than a month as well. It was mediocre.
  • HTS-NoobHTS-Noob Regular
    edited July 2010
    What's sex?

    Seriously tho I don't leave my house that often it's been a long time.
  • Totse BotTotse Bot Banned
    edited July 2010
  • HTS-NoobHTS-Noob Regular
    edited July 2010
    Blunderful wrote: »
    lol

    If you want blunder, I can take your virginity.

    Just bend over baby.
  • woodwood Regular
    edited July 2010
    about a week, probably 10 days.
  • UnwyredUnwyred Regular
    edited July 2010
    This afternoon, about 4pm.

    Before that, Saturday morning... Friday morning... Wednesday night...

    Feels good mang.
  • PopePope Regular
    edited July 2010
    5 days ago
  • edited July 2010
    Like the beginning of June and that was the first time in months then, was wasted and stoned too so it was pretty damn awkward. :facepalm:
  • TruthWielderTruthWielder Regular
    edited July 2010
    Couple weeks ago in a bathroom at a party. Was as short lived as it was awesome.
  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited July 2010
  • Name's TakenName's Taken Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    bout 3 weeks ago, and likely another week or so again before I do. Instead I'm spending my holidays at home with family. Joy.
  • woodwood Regular
    edited July 2010
    bout 3 weeks ago, and likely another week or so again before I do. Instead I'm spending my holidays at home with family. Joy.
    That doesn't mean you can't have sex...
  • PuttinOnTheRitzPuttinOnTheRitz Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    yung RITZ GOD DAMN IT ON THA TRACK
    AYE AYE IM A PUSSY PULLER
    WOOP!
    HER ASS STICKS OUT LIKE MY BACK TIRES
    AYE AYE
    SHE GOT GOOD TEETH LIKE MY FRONT GRILL
    AYE
    IM A PUSSY PULLER
  • UnwyredUnwyred Regular
    edited July 2010
    yung RITZ GOD DAMN IT ON THA TRACK
    AYE AYE IM A PUSSY PULLER
    WOOP!
    HER ASS STICKS OUT LIKE MY BACK TIRES
    AYE AYE
    SHE GOT GOOD TEETH LIKE MY FRONT GRILL
    AYE
    IM A PUSSY PULLER


    So... um never, then?
  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited July 2010
    yung RITZ GOD DAMN IT ON THA TRACK
    AYE AYE IM A PUSSY PULLER
    WOOP!
    HER ASS STICKS OUT LIKE MY BACK TIRES
    AYE AYE
    SHE GOT GOOD TEETH LIKE MY FRONT GRILL
    AYE
    IM A PUSSY PULLER

    Fail. Also lol for being a wigger.
  • Name's TakenName's Taken Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    wood wrote: »
    That doesn't mean you can't have sex...
    :o:o:o:o
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited July 2010
    Last November I think...
  • Totse BotTotse Bot Banned
    edited July 2010
    You two-timer, daily. I saw you made this same thread on Zoklet.
  • TruthWielderTruthWielder Regular
    edited July 2010
    Blunderful wrote: »
    You two-timer, daily. I saw you made this same thread on Zoklet.

    lol, he's double dipping.
  • DailyDaily Regular
    edited July 2010
    I wanted to see who's had more sex, totse peeps or zoklet peeps then compare :o:o:o
  • RuptureRupture Regular
    edited July 2010
    More than 4 months ago.
  • Dose MeDose Me Regular
    edited July 2010
    last night. twice.

    Jesus ya'll need to find a lady that enjoys your penis.
  • PuttinOnTheRitzPuttinOnTheRitz Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    Unwyred wrote: »
    So... um never, then?
    real TALK SHAWTY I GET DAT ASS EVERTIME I HIT THA CLUB
    Vizier wrote: »
    Fail. Also lol for being a wigger.
    NAH NIGGA ON SOME REAL SHIT I AINT NO WIGGER IM REAL CUZ I BEEN DOWN SINCE I WAS IN DIAPERS
    AYE AYE
    GRIND
    STUNT
    GO
    HARD
  • acid_dropacid_drop Regular
    edited July 2010
    3 days ago I think.
  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited July 2010
    Dose Me wrote: »
    last night. twice.

    Jesus ya'll need to find a lady that enjoys your penis.



    Any ladies enjoy a big fat four incher?


    No hands?


    *Sits back down and crosses legs*


    Exactly.
  • woodwood Regular
    edited July 2010
    LSA King wrote: »
    Any ladies enjoy a big fat four incher?


    No hands?


    *Sits back down and crosses legs*


    Exactly.

    Why the hell do you want a girl with no hands?
  • edited July 2010
    LSA King wrote: »
    Any ladies enjoy a big fat four incher?


    No hands?


    *Sits back down and crosses legs*


    Exactly.

    Tongue2.jpg
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    A few weeks ago.
  • edited July 2010
    I haven't had sex in a while now. I can't actually remember the last time I did it with the girlfriend (not implying I do it with anyone else either, haha.)

    And, I'm not even sure why.
  • DailyDaily Regular
    edited July 2010
    trx100 wrote: »
    I haven't had sex in a while now. I can't actually remember the last time I did it with the girlfriend (not implying I do it with anyone else either, haha.)

    And, I'm not even sure why.

    Tap that NAO.
  • TLVTLV Regular
    edited July 2010
    sunday or saturday.
  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited July 2010
    the 20th exactly a week ago. its my birthday today.. i better get laid!
  • edited July 2010
    Daily wrote: »
    Tap that NAO.

    Yah. I'm not seeing her for a few days while she's busy with her other friends. I'll probably get back on it when I see her again. I miss it :(
  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited July 2010
    wood wrote: »
    Why the hell do you want a girl with no hands?



    lol I've actually fantasized fucking a retard. That is my dream lay.
  • Fetus-SmasherFetus-Smasher Regular
    edited July 2010
    Few days ago. And depending if my girlfriend wants to be a fucking ice-crotched cunt with a headache, then possibly tonight.
  • edited July 2010
    LSA King wrote: »
    lol I've actually fantasized fucking a retard. That is my dream lay.

    There's plenty of amputee porn out there if you want to fap to that fantasy. Were you aware of this?
  • SliceSlice Regular
    edited July 2010
    Last October :(
  • thatsMYdogthatsMYdog Regular
    edited July 2010
    It was either end of february or early march this year :(
  • MaddoMaddo New Arrival
    edited July 2010
    Sunday, twice. (it's now wednesday)
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    Daily wrote: »
    I wanted to see who's had more sex, totse peeps or zoklet peeps then compare :o:o:o

    Excuses

    And a couple of hours ago.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    thatsMYdog wrote: »
    It was either end of february or early march this year :(

    Come to my apartment?
  • thatsMYdogthatsMYdog Regular
    edited July 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    Come to my apartment?

    If I didn't have a conscience or care about my guy, I would have taken care of that already

    Hell, I've had conversations like this:

    Dude: Is that a wedding ring?
    Me: Yeah
    Dude: Do you cheat?
    Me: :facepalm:

    Just had one yesterday lol
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    thatsMYdog wrote: »
    If I didn't have a conscience or care about my guy, I would have taken care of that already

    Hell, I've had conversations like this:

    Dude: Is that a wedding ring?
    Me: Yeah
    Dude: Do you cheat?
    Me: :facepalm:

    Just had one yesterday lol

    It's not cheating if your vagina needs pleasing. I thought everyone knew that? Anyway, you wouldn't want to travel here. It's a very depressing place.
  • thatsMYdogthatsMYdog Regular
    edited July 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    It's not cheating if your vagina needs pleasing. I thought everyone knew that? Anyway, you wouldn't want to travel here. It's a very depressing place.

    Lol that must be the rule some of the other wives go by
    Where are you?
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    thatsMYdog wrote: »
    Lol that must be the rule some of the other wives go by
    Where are you?

    Most people are pretty sad. It's one of the reasons I can't see myself ever getting married. I'm unable to trust people on a deep level. Maybe I have an innate ability to choose bad women; I'm not sure. My experience with fidelity and long term relationships has never been positive. As to where I live, I'd prefer not to say. I'll PM it to you if you'd like, but I don't like my personal info getting posted on totse. It's kind of a personal rule. Only two former totseans knew where I lived and saw lots of pics of me. I did post pics once, but I deleted them shortly after.
  • thatsMYdogthatsMYdog Regular
    edited July 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    Most people are pretty sad. It's one of the reasons I can't see myself ever getting married. I'm unable to trust people on a deep level. Maybe I have an innate ability to choose bad women; I'm not sure. My experience with fidelity and long term relationships has never been positive. As to where I live, I'd prefer not to say. I'll PM it to you if you'd like, but I don't like my personal info getting posted on totse. It's kind of a personal rule. Only two former totseans knew where I lived and saw lots of pics of me. I did post pics once, but I deleted them shortly after.

    Oh its cool then. You'll find a good little lady. I've never cheated on anyone ever, don't plan on starting. I know I'm not the only one, I'm nothing special. But on the other hand cheating isn't unforgivable, it doesn't have to be set in stone that its the end

    anyhow this is very off lol my bad
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    thatsMYdog wrote: »
    Oh its cool then. You'll find a good little lady. I've never cheated on anyone ever, don't plan on starting. I know I'm not the only one, I'm nothing special. But on the other hand cheating isn't unforgivable, it doesn't have to be set in stone that its the end

    anyhow this is very off lol my bad

    I have no problems sharing info as long as it's not made public. And no, I won't find a good lady. For me cheating is unforgivable. I think it's an interesting aspect of this thread. It's something I think about every so often. How many people cheated on someone the last time they had sex? I'd like to know that. The last girl I had sex with was a girl who was cheating on her boyfriend. She didn't feel bad about it. She said she loved my cock inside of her so it was ok to cheat.
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