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  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited August 2010
    Pope wrote: »
    shut the fuck up juggalo

    its because of people like you why i cant drink faygo

    No it's because of insecurity and your own stupidity. Faygo has been around for 103 fucking years, plenty of non-juggalos drink it.
  • edited August 2010
    acid_drop wrote: »
    THIS

    I always get pissed when people are happy that they won 5-20 dollars on a fucking lotto ticket.

    Sure you got some pocket change, but you spent 50-100 dollars just to "win" that. Idiots.

    Technically, buying a lotto ticket doesn't make it any more likely that you'll get a winning ticket the next time, does it?
  • PigPig Regular
    edited August 2010
    My 15 year old sister had someone buy her a $1 ticket and won 300 bucks.

    Sure, everyone knows "that one person" that was an exception, but the song remains the same. There's always going to be an exception, regardless of how absolute the majority is.
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited August 2010
    No it's because of insecurity and your own stupidity. Faygo has been around for 103 fucking years, plenty of non-juggalos drink it.

    Huh.... I looked into and confirmed this statement.....

    Faygo was actually quite popular before ICP was even born....
  • PopePope Regular
    edited August 2010
    Huh.... I looked into and confirmed this statement.....

    Faygo was actually quite popular before ICP was even born....

    ricky martin was popular before he was gay
  • PigPig Regular
    edited August 2010
    Faygo is pretty fucking awesome regardless of the ICP fags. I'd still drink it, but I don't live in Detroit anymore.
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited August 2010
    Pig wrote: »
    Faygo is pretty fucking awesome regardless of the ICP fags. I'd still drink it, but I don't live in Detroit anymore.

    They have it everywhere....
  • PigPig Regular
    edited August 2010
    They have it everywhere....

    Everywhere except Virginia.
  • PopePope Regular
    edited August 2010
    Pig wrote: »
    Everywhere except Virginia.

    and florida and new york
  • PigPig Regular
    edited August 2010
    Pope wrote: »
    and florida and new york

    That sucks. I miss Faygo Peach.
  • NightsideNightside Regular
    edited August 2010


    loled:D


    Natural selection didn't win that time :D


    My advice
    Never get sick, the medical system seldom can fix you.
  • BitterConflictBitterConflict Regular
    edited August 2010
    People will only notice the bad stuff you do and not the good ones.

    If you hate someone for a particular reason. Someone else will hate you for the same reason.

    Shit talking gets you nowhere, but it reliefs the mind. Make sure the people you vent out to don't tell or open their mouths to others.

    Say yes to a girl that asks you out.
  • PigPig Regular
    edited August 2010
    Never buy milk without checking the date and any possible leakage. Milk does not come out of car leather without a fight.

    Coupons aren't degrading. Done properly, they save alot of money on everyday shopping.

    If you have a complaint about service/products in a store, then speak up. Customer service's goal is to keep you satisfied, and they're not afraid to give out gift cards or other perks to do so. Reap the benefits.

    Nice guys come out on top.
  • HTS-NoobHTS-Noob Regular
    edited August 2010
    People rarely admit they were wrong. Parents especially.

    Trust is hard to gain, easy to lose, and nigh on impossible to regain.

    Pennies and small change are still legal tender. 600 pennies is still $6, and can/should be used as such.

    Life is bleak, miserable, and unforgiving. Dead is dead. Choose life.
  • PopePope Regular
    edited August 2010
    HTS-Noob wrote: »
    Pennies and small change are still legal tender. 600 pennies is still $6, and can/should be used as such.

    you are from canada
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    Pope wrote: »
    you are from canada

    Actually, in Canada, maximum you can pay in pennies is 25 cents.

    http://laws.justice.gc.ca/en/showdoc/cs/c-52/bo-ga:l_I//en

    I don't know how to cite this properly, so just go to 8. (2) (e)

    Edit: That's the legal stuff. Most shopkeepers don't know about this stuff. So go right ahead.
  • HTS-NoobHTS-Noob Regular
    edited August 2010
    Pope wrote: »
    you are from canada

    I am from Location. I have bought packs of cigarettes with 600 pennies. I used to give my parents fistfuls of change - being a smoker really clued me in as to just how easily that shit adds up. :thumbsup:
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    I can confirm that Faygo is, in fact, in Florida. I had a Peach a week ago. Bought it at winn dixie.
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited August 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    I can confirm that Faygo is, in fact, in Florida. I had a Peach a week ago. Bought it at winn dixie.

    WINN DIXIE?!?!?! Fuuuuuuuuck! I haven't seen a Winn Dixie in years!

    On the subject of all this clearing internet history and shit, this is my advice:

    Let your woman see the porn you watch, she'll get the fucking idea faster. :angry:
  • thatsMYdogthatsMYdog Regular
    edited August 2010
    If you want your laundry to dry faster throw a dry towel in there. Keep your lint trap clean too.

    I remember the number of days in a month using my knuckles. Put your fists side by side facing down. Left pinky knuckle=Jan, dip between knuckles=Feb, Left ring finger knuckle=March, and so on. Knuckles= More days (31), dips=less days (30 except Feb). July/Aug have no dip between so they're both 31.

    Make cards for people at home.

    When I was little I'd always space on which side was my left or right. Make an L with index and thumb. Left side is L, right side will be backwards. I know we all know right from left but it's good to show kids.

    Brown napkins like the ones at starbucks are awesome for absorbing oil on your face and don't leave stuff behind like the white ones.

    Scabs, pimples, piercings/tats, things that aren't broken… try not to mess with them unnecessarily. LITHA, Leave It The Hell Alone.

    Put sliced cucumbers in a pitcher of water and refrigerate. I don't know if there are health benefits but it tastes amazing.

    I don't have a tripod so I put the camera down on th table/counter/car/whatever to keep it steady.

    Plastic totes are so much better than cardboard boxes.

    Rinse loose leaf tea in cold water before you pour the hot water. Makes them stay at the bottom.

    The floating rock has the crayfish. Some fish like bagels, birthday cake, not so much.

    Make sure the dog isn't under the blanket before you sit on it. Don't throw the phone at the wall or a family member's head. Don't boil eggs in the microwave. Don't try to catch a falling knife/curling iron. Knock *and wait for an answer* before you walk into your parents bedroom... :facepalm:
  • AmieAmie Regular
    edited August 2010
    Any data you don't want to lose should be stored on 2 different reliable devices.

    Any data you can't afford to lose should be stored on 3 different reliable devices of which at least one should be in a completely different location.

    Encryption, encryption, encryption.

    Three items you need to carry anywhere you go: knife, flashlight, toiletpaper.

    A deep optimize defragmentation of your system partition will improve your computer's responsiveness and performance more than any ammount of registry cleanups and / or tweaking of your system's settings will. But the latter still help, so do 'em anyway.

    When performing a reanimation in a cramped house, don't stand around holding the IV bag. Take a frame / picture / painting ... off the wall and hang the bag on its nail so you have your trained hands free and can do more useful things.

    If a motorrider is breathing after a crash, don't remove his helmet, you'll worsen any spinal / skull injuries. However, if his helmet is choking him, remove it. If he can't breathe he's dead in three minutes and nothing can be done about it.

    Burns: Water, water, water. Immediatly. Cold running water. For at least 10 minutes, probably longer.

    Wear eye protection when doing any work that gives off sparks / splinters / debris ...

    When a lawnmower's blade gets stuck, always turn off the engine before you attempt to free the blade. Else you'll spend the whole ride to the hospital saying "How could I be so stupid!" to the EMTs.

    Be yourself. Those who matter don't mind, those who mind don't matter.




    Most of all:

    Go for it. It will be amazing, no matter what happens.
  • TLVTLV Regular
    edited August 2010
    Pope wrote: »
    shut the fuck up juggalo

    its because of people like you why i cant drink faygo

    Not to get off topic. But I listen to ICP and most "Juggalos" annoy me as well. how do I tell? Ask them how the like the new *psychopathic artist* CD. If they go on about how its the best ever or not if how I know. I actually have a hatchetman sticker on the back on my car too. But faygo is an awesome drink nonetheless. The red cherry flavor is like fucking candy soda.

    Huh.... I looked into and confirmed this statement.....

    Faygo was actually quite popular before ICP was even born....


    You know that shitty cherry cough medicine that no one likes? They took the flavor from Faygo Red pop.
  • ImaginariumImaginarium Regular
    edited August 2010
    Silence is golden, those that can't stand silence have mental issues. Most people do.
  • edited August 2010
    Pig wrote: »
    Coupons aren't degrading. Done properly, they save alot of money on everyday shopping.

    That. 5 minutes looking through coupons in the paper can save you a goddamn lot of money.
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited August 2010
    I learned to walk the way I know, with what's been given to me.

    Then I learned to walk the way that's given, with the people that I know.
  • PigPig Regular
    edited August 2010
    Amie wrote: »
    When performing a reanimation in a cramped house, don't stand around holding the IV bag. Take a frame / picture / painting ... off the wall and hang the bag on its nail so you have your trained hands free and can do more useful things.

    There must be an amazing story behind this.
  • PopePope Regular
    edited August 2010
    thatsMYdog wrote: »
    I remember the number of days in a month using my knuckles. Put your fists side by side facing down. Left pinky knuckle=Jan, dip between knuckles=Feb, Left ring finger knuckle=March, and so on. Knuckles= More days (31), dips=less days (30 except Feb). July/Aug have no dip between so they're both 31.

    too much trouble
    thatsMYdog wrote: »
    Make cards for people at home.

    are you fucking retarded?
    thatsMYdog wrote: »
    I don't have a tripod so I put the camera down on th table/counter/car/whatever to keep it steady.

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT A REVOLUTIONARY IDEA, THE WHOLE TIME I WAS TRYING TO BALANCE MY CAMERA ON FUCKING INFLATABLE RAFTS IN POOLS, SEESAWS, JACKHAMMERS, SWINGS, ROLLERCOASTERS, AND LIVE ANIMALS
    thatsMYdog wrote: »
    Rinse loose leaf tea in cold water before you pour the hot water. Makes them stay at the bottom.

    yeah, but the strongest part of the tea is rinsed away, so you are left with weaker tea
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited August 2010
    Pope wrote: »
    too much trouble



    are you fucking retarded?



    HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT A REVOLUTIONARY IDEA, THE WHOLE TIME I WAS TRYING TO BALANCE MY CAMERA ON FUCKING INFLATABLE RAFTS IN POOLS, SEESAWS, JACKHAMMERS, SWINGS, ROLLERCOASTERS, AND LIVE ANIMALS



    yeah, but the strongest part of the tea is rinsed away, so you are left with weaker tea

    GTFO totse and go back to zoklet, fag.
  • PopePope Regular
    edited August 2010
    GTFO totse and go back to zoklet, fag.

    lol you wanna have a who has the biggest dick contest?
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited August 2010
    Pope wrote: »
    HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT A REVOLUTIONARY IDEA, THE WHOLE TIME I WAS TRYING TO BALANCE MY CAMERA ON FUCKING INFLATABLE RAFTS IN POOLS, SEESAWS, JACKHAMMERS, SWINGS, ROLLERCOASTERS, AND LIVE ANIMALS

    well that was stupid :thumbsup:
  • PopePope Regular
    edited August 2010
    well that was stupid :thumbsup:

    :(
  • PigPig Regular
    edited August 2010
    I'd be rather impressed if you could balance a camera on a jackhammer. That's skill over stupidity.
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