I hate my life. I have nothing going for me. My parents are such horrible people, they don't listen to me, they don't understand me. They always take their shovels and hit me with them. I don't even have any friends. All the other kids just pick on me and call me stinky. But what can I do, I'm fat. When I go to school, I sit all by myself and even the teachers call me stupid. My self esteem is pretty much nothing. My life sucks, I don't think any of you have it worse than me.
Have any of you ever been in my situation?
If so, can you give me advice that I will quickly reject in a hostile manner?