So I was at the supermarket today

I was pushing my shopping cart with a big bag of flour and a big bag of sugar through the checkout line. The employee comes up behind me and yells "EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME" and gets pissed at me for not moving my cart. I point out that there is nowhere for me to move my cart. So she gets even more pissed. So I told her, "You're short, the railing isn't that low, so go under the damn railing." At this point, the manager comes over and starts telling me to move my cart. I tell him to move it for me, and he realizes he's a fucking fucktard, shuts up, and walks away. I turn around and see that the bitch has also walked away.

Highlight of my day

Also, a nig with dreads told me "nice work" as he walked by