What you need to do is push that gaseous shit out of you when you feel a major one coming on. It usually helps for a small time. God help you if it's from spicy foods the night before though because that might just start the avalanche.
Then try farting or just bend over and make sure your ass is above any part of your body. Start farting away. When you leak some gas, fresh air will get sucked into your asshole, creating more gas.
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What you need to do is push that gaseous shit out of you when you feel a major one coming on. It usually helps for a small time. God help you if it's from spicy foods the night before though because that might just start the avalanche.
Then try farting or just bend over and make sure your ass is above any part of your body. Start farting away. When you leak some gas, fresh air will get sucked into your asshole, creating more gas.