I threw a party last night and didn't even get laid ffs.
I invited this average looking girl I know, who has an model-esque absolutely stunning friend, and another who has outrageously big tits, amongst some other English teachers and some tagalong students who were there to make up the numbers and contribute alcohol.
I thought having copious amounts of alcohol, being in my place and the choice of 3 single girls for myself would = success, but the hot bitch bought HER FUCKING BOYFRIEND who she forget to mention last time she was at my place, and the other 2 felt alienated because they can't speak English, so were on the balcony smoking all the fucking time.
I was out there with them, and conversation soon run dry using my broken Russian, so we start kissing eachother and doing a bit of feeling up, but that's all I fucking got. By this time people were leaving, and things were winding down. The 2 girls were outrageously drunk and run I hopped into bed with one of them but she fucking fell asleep ffs, with my erection grinding away at her back, hoping she would wake up and beg for some.
But still, they both stayed the night and cleaned my apartment in the morning. Even made me a sammich. Maybe next time.
p.s. what is this prefix faggotry? Have you all turned gay?