The slightly less retarded thread

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  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited September 2010
    what do you mean whats my story?

    im just a motherfucker who digs on whiskey and would kill for some more pumpkin pie
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited September 2010
    I love pumpkin pie. :mad:
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited September 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    lol I mean why have you you completely renounced zoklet and choose this site exclusively even though its dead as can be

    i dont know, fuck it

    and what was a dick move?
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited September 2010
    i dont understand whats going on i must admit
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited September 2010
    me neither.

    I think erorr is having one of his spells again.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited September 2010
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited September 2010
    erorr send me some dmt you fucking bastard
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited September 2010
    Same.

    mr.blunt should send weed down
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited September 2010
    I will send weed for dmt any day
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited September 2010
    my negro roommates have got me hooked on blunts.

    has anyone had an IV "speedball" of coke and oxycodone?
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited September 2010
    LOL, PoC from zoklet is threatening suicide again. He is a seriously fucked individual. Things get hard: threaten suicide, that'll get them to back off for a while.

    Status update: same bullshit different day
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited September 2010
    Haha got rained out of cutting grass today so my boss sent me and my buddy to go do some bylaws ( just cleaning up houses/properties that people complain about until the city just sends us to clean them and bills the owner) and the first house was a busted grow op. The shingles on the entire back of the roof were curled up and cracked to shit, there were rolls of tin foil and water pumps or something on the driveway. The cop they sent to supervise (they send cops because most of the houses we do are cracked out sketchbag motherfuckers who understandably get pissed off when they see us hauling all their shit away, on one job I literally thought the guy who owned the place was gonna come out and shoot us) was taking me around the house, showing me what had gotten complaints and needed to be dealt with. He says "You know this house used to be used to grow marijuana?"
    Me: "Oh yeah.... I wondered what all this shit was...."
    Him: "Yep, it's sad."
    Me: "Yeah, sucks for this guy."
    Him: "I meant it's sad for the community to have this shit happening here"
    Me: :cool:
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited September 2010
    Guys, MOTHERFUCKING HOCKEY SEASON IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Well, almost. It's pre-season right now, but I CAN WATCH SOME MOTHERFUCKING HOCKEY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YES
  • mafiabromafiabro Regular
    edited September 2010
    meh, football.
  • mafiabromafiabro Regular
    edited September 2010
    and i don't mean fucking soccer
  • edited September 2010
    Yaay, TOTSE, oh crikey, I'm close to tears. acidmelt, meta? How come all the shit I got when I searched was the totse obituary? Oh well, nice to be back on terra infernalis. Fuck hip forums, totse was my first online home. ><700 members, c'mon, lets get the dope in the pipe and fire this bitch up!
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited September 2010
  • ImaginariumImaginarium Regular
    edited September 2010
    isn't acid melt in jail?
  • stresstres Regular
    edited September 2010
    christ rizzo where ya been bro?
  • stresstres Regular
    edited September 2010
    c'mon, lets get the dope in the pipe and fire this bitch up!

    front me a bud or two; ill pay ya back next week when i get welfare :facepalm:
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited September 2010
    Erorr man wtf... you tell me to check out zoklet so i do, and mosey on over to TRT for old times sake and what do i see? "the new and improved retarded thread?" - of which i read maybe ten posts before quickly getting clear the fuck out and promising myself never to return again. fuck that shit. this new rendition is a fucking disgrace. fuck that shit.

    im just gonna save the whole fucking OG, real retarded thread and read that over and over again.

    one more time now, fuck that shit
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited September 2010
    anyway so at work we were downtown doing some random shit for the boss, i heard some girl yell out my name and turn around and its this chick from way back in the day who i used to chill with all the time. talked a little bit and then i asked her what she was doing for work, she says shes a waitress in a strip club, i say well at least you arent taking your clothes off eh? she frowns and looks away, leaves shortly after. hahaha it was awkward as fuck, shes definitely taking her clothes off for money
  • ImaginariumImaginarium Regular
    edited September 2010
    hahaha that's funny
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited September 2010
    mr.blunt wrote: »
    anyway so at work we were downtown doing some random shit for the boss, i heard some girl yell out my name and turn around and its this chick from way back in the day who i used to chill with all the time. talked a little bit and then i asked her what she was doing for work, she says shes a waitress in a strip club, i say well at least you arent taking your clothes off eh? she frowns and looks away, leaves shortly after. hahaha it was awkward as fuck, shes definitely taking her clothes off for money

    :facepalm: That conversation should have ended with her stripping for you.

    Did your girlfriend take your game with her?
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited September 2010
    Also, my original point: zoklet is shit, etc.
  • Hellz-FuryHellz-Fury Regular
    edited September 2010
    It seems I am late for the mantrain.

    Well, 47 pages later in Russia would be Russia 47 pages you.

    That sir...is alot of fucking paging. :facepalm:
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited September 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    :facepalm: That conversation should have ended with her stripping for you.

    Did your girlfriend take your game with her?

    Sure as shit seems like it:(
    Erorr wrote: »
    lol were all freaks baby

    Word nigga
    Hellz-Fury wrote: »
    It seems I am late for the mantrain.

    Well, 47 pages later in Russia would be Russia 47 pages you.

    That sir...is alot of fucking paging. :facepalm:

    Good to see you whoever you are.
  • muffinsmuffins Regular
    edited October 2010
    hello friends, robotrippin and hittin da loko
  • SHANE14SHANE14 Regular
    edited October 2010
    I like chicken, I like liver, meowmix meowmix please deliver
  • white rabbitwhite rabbit Acolyte
    edited October 2010
    Your liver says stop please.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited October 2010
    srsly. alcohol is poison.

    delicious poison.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited October 2010
    alcohol is liquid god
  • ImaginariumImaginarium Regular
    edited October 2010
    Meth induced post check it out newthread lol
  • fractalsfractals Regular
    edited October 2010
    spazz wrote: »
    I think I may have HPPD or whatever thats called where hallucinogens have everlasting aftereffects. I will be sitting here looking at something then, everything starts to swing back and forth..just a bit just a little bit....

    I've noticed that even before I started doing drugs. It only happens when you stare at something for a little while and kind of concentrate hard or let your mind get blank, right?
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited October 2010
    Fuck I need sleep
  • edited October 2010
    spazz wrote: »
    nah, u just need moar "meff" :D

    ==============================================
    hahah im at Mcdonalds, and some juggalo came up and asked me. "is that your red Suzuki outside?" I said no. and asked whats up, he said im just trying to find the juggalo (HAHAHA) . and his girlfriend looked exactly like someone I knew from back home. some nasty, NASTY juggalo bitch : puke:

    ICP fans are LOL
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited October 2010
    spazz wrote: »
    nah, u just need moar "meff" :D

    i need to go back to college, it makes these benders a lot easier when i dont have to worry about work. i fucked up some dudes fence today half-drunkenly driving around on a mower, really fucked it up i went through it before i even realized id hit it
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm going to bang some acid.

    :cool:
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited October 2010
    ICP fans are LOL

    Agreed. ICP is:facepalm:
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited October 2010
    Plunger down, let it begin.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited October 2010
    VERY beginning...

    trip coming in very quick flashes, looks awesome.

    stupid "on acid" grin. Cotton in ears, everythings a pleasure.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited October 2010
    the flash from a lighter is mesmerizing for a few seconds, it's all i can see.

    epic trails.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited October 2010
    Man, what the fuck, I think futurama IS a substitute for social interaction.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited October 2010
    within walls of lava lamps. oh shi-

    http://imgur.com/LOhuo.jpg

    interesting shit. lol i have 2 midterms on thursday. a test tuesday perhaps not the best time to trip
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited October 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    within walls of lava lamps. oh shi-

    http://imgur.com/LOhuo.jpg

    interesting shit. lol i have 2 midterms on thursday. a test tuesday perhaps not the best time to trip

    Niggers:eek::eek: Think about that during your trip. Anyway enjoy. Acid is the greatest drug ever invented bro. Also your tripping. What the fuck are you doing on totse? Get off the computer and go outside.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited October 2010
    Niggers:eek::eek: Think about that during your trip. Anyway enjoy. Acid is the greatest drug ever invented bro. Also your tripping. What the fuck are you doing on totse? Get off the computer and go outside.

    it hurt my brain

    sensory overload

    i feel like my subconscious is being raped in the ass right now. :fap:
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited October 2010
    well shit, here's my 666th post. :(

    It's almost been two weeks since there was a post here. This is unacceptable.

    I wish bunghole/konglomo/fractals/erorr/hydroponichronic/that faggot dose me, were here to see it. :(:(
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited October 2010
    FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.gif

    I missed my shipment of new rigs, now I've got one to last me until monday. My veins are going to be FUCKED, and I have a doctor appointment on wednesday.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited October 2010
    spazz wrote: »
    dude, reusing rigs isnt cool :(

    whats your poison? cant you tongue it/eat it?

    Oh, I know. The one I have left isn't even new. It's used once.

    I shoot roxis mostly. The only other way is up the pooper, so I'm holding off. Besides, my turkey baster is ONLY for the manufacturing of butane honey oil.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited October 2010
    Also, I got a full tank of oxygen, a regulator, an oxygen generator, and two nasal cannulas all for free.

    I blew up an oxygen balloon last night. Hittin' dat O2 right nao.
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