EAS - Nuclear Missile Warning

DfgDfg Admin
edited October 2010 in Spurious Generalities

Well, I guess I won't hear this message when some nuke finally hits my area. All I would hear are the cries,prayers of people and emergency sirens. People would be terrified and they will beg forgiveness, hug their loved ones and finally accept their fate. Maybe, I might lose Internet connection long before that happens, if we go to war, International communications would be cut off. Just thinking about it makes me wonder what I will do when the final alarms go out. Will I just stay with my family and cry tears of helplessness or would I go out and just embrace my end.

I mean sure I can act like a totsean and just chill outside and write something or just get my final message out but I think I would have done that long ago, I am talking about the time when we all know it's going to happen. It's them or us.

You know what, I honestly can't decide what I would do when the missiles comes flying down and I see a mile high cloud of death moving towards me, maybe I would try to shelter my family and my friends. Thinking about safety measures and how to survive but I can't recall any safety shelter near my location, especially a nuke bunker, sure there are earthquake shelters but they can't protect against Nuclear fallout.

Would I miss my life, would I miss you guys or would I fear my death? Well, I am a human and no matter how much I hate this country, I still want to do things, explore the world, meet people and live, so yeah I would miss life, I would miss this place and I might die a bit sad because I never got a chance to excel and to show this fucked up world that even in Countries like Pakistan, people like me still exist :(.

Oh, well I would just try to protect people and die. I always wanted to die protecting someone, perhaps shielding someone while heat wave rips my flesh and burns it would make me feel happy and I know that someone would die anyway but I guess it's worth a short. So, while I sit here and type this, I am thinking of places where it could land and how quickly it will take me out. Staying indoor would be the safest bet but if you're in the blast region staying in or out won't make a difference. I wish everyone I loved would be out of this place before that happens, at least I won't feel guilty letting my loved ones die on my watch, hell if that happens I might welcome the end, embracing with my open arms with a smile on my face, of course I would be crying and thinking about all those things I would miss and praying deep inside that the world would end as well.

:), Hey guys you know seriously, if ever Pakistan gets attacked or I get killed for some reason, just remember that I really considered you guys as my family. I am bit emotional atm but you never know when life betrays you. Thanks for being there <3.

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Comments

  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited October 2010
    0:50 made me lol.

    Once you're in a fallout shelter, there's NO way out. You're trapped there till the explosion is heard and weeks after you're released.

    I haven't heard much from Pakistan since the Afghan-road cut off.
  • edited October 2010
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    Another piece of Jizzlamic scum bites the dust:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap: :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
  • Habaner0Habaner0 Regular
    edited October 2010
    Dfg do you speak with a jizzlamic accent?
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited October 2010
  • edited October 2010
    P.S.
    Dfg wrote: »
    Well, I guess I won't hear this message when some nuke finally hits my area. All I would hear are the cries,prayers of people and emergency sirens.
    We can hear that without even having to nuke you, raghead
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited October 2010
  • Habaner0Habaner0 Regular
    edited October 2010
    Hey Dfg it costs 1600 USD and a bunch of random numbers in Pakistan rupees to fly you from Pakistan to Arizona (see, it's going to be just like an American version of Pakistan minus a bunch of rags) if I ever GET DAT GREEN and feel generous imma fly you out here and I'll take you to a bunch of sororities so the drunk bitches can swoon over how cultured you are.

    PS if you don't drink alcohol here you're a flaming faggot
  • edited October 2010
    7gVXT.jpg
    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
    Q:Why don't they teach driving and sex ed in the same week in Pakistan?
    A:The camels get tired
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited October 2010
    Well shit that actually made me feel sad reading that. I dont know what I'd do if I saw a nuke coming. Probably just sit there and watch it come maybe pray or something so I dont go to hell.I dont know though that would suck.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited October 2010
    Wow, thanks for the input guys. I think we should limit the font size feature some how.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited October 2010
    Dfg wrote: »
    Wow, thanks for the input guys. I think we should limit the font size feature some how.

    Yeah, we should. I hate how huge text stretches the page.
  • edited October 2010
    Edit my post? Fine, fair enough considering my country is about to edit yours with some B61 Thermonuclear bombs.
    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
    Cyppm.png
    Q: Why do they call camels, "Ships of the Desert"?
    A: They're full of Muslim seamen
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited October 2010
    Habaner0 wrote: »
    Hey Dfg it costs 1600 USD and a bunch of random numbers in Pakistan rupees to fly you from Pakistan to Arizona (see, it's going to be just like an American version of Pakistan minus a bunch of rags) if I ever GET DAT GREEN and feel generous imma fly you out here and I'll take you to a bunch of sororities so the drunk bitches can swoon over how cultured you are.

    PS if you don't drink alcohol here you're a flaming faggot
    BS :mad:
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited October 2010
    Edit my post? Fine, fair enough considering my country is about to edit yours with some B61 Thermonuclear bombs.
    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
    Cyppm.png
    Q: Why do they call camels, "Ships of the Desert"?
    A: They're full of Muslim seamen
    Trucks%20%285%29.jpg

    Honestly is that the best you got?
  • edited October 2010
    Are you just showing off how barbarically you live? I've seen better hair and grooming in porn from the 70s. Maybe if your "Allah" were a bit more "Ackbar" you wouldn't have to walk on dirt roads in possibly the gayest looking sandals I've ever seen. They look like something a Berkeley Womyn's Studies professor would wear, and for the love of god I feel like I can smell the livestock shit through the internet.
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited October 2010
    Are you just showing off how barbarically you live? I've seen better hair and grooming in porn from the 70s. Maybe if your "Allah" were a bit more "Ackbar" you wouldn't have to walk on dirt roads in possibly the gayest looking sandals I've ever seen. They look like something a Berkeley Womyn's Studies professor would wear, and for the love of god I feel like I can smell the livestock shit through the internet.

    If you dont stop your cyberbullying i will report you to the cyber police and the REAL POLICE!!!1:eek:
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited October 2010
    If you dont stop your cyberbullying i will report you to the cyber police and the REAL POLICE!!!1:eek:

    Dr Phil said you shouldn't hesitate to report cyber bully's:o:o:o Im telling on you FATTY:o:o:o
  • Habaner0Habaner0 Regular
    edited October 2010
    thread hijack:

    i want this

    http://www.planewave.com/index.php?page=1&id0=6&id=0

    but OH LAWD dat price:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::sad::(
  • edited October 2010
    If you dont stop your cyberbullying i will report you to the cyber police and the REAL POLICE!!!1:eek:

    make sure you back trace him first.

    awwwww yeah, consequences are never going to be the same :cool:
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited October 2010
    make sure you back trace him first.

    awwwww yeah, consequences are never going to be the same :cool:

    He dun goof'd.
  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited October 2010
    Nuclear weapons won't be used by Americans at first. They'd use conventional warfare and when shit hits the fan they'd probably try to carpet bomb major cities with tactical nukes should it come to this.

    Dfg, you could really consider moving out for a while if a war actually starts man. People like you do not deserve to die in this world.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited October 2010
    Vizier wrote: »
    Nuclear weapons won't be used by Americans at first. They'd use conventional warfare and when shit hits the fan they'd probably try to carpet bomb major cities with tactical nukes should it come to this.

    Dfg, you could really consider moving out for a while if a war actually starts man. People like you do not deserve to die in this world.

    True. Nukes are a last resort. I agree you should move man. I hate most Muslim's but you can't even tell your a paki really. Your a cool motherfucker. Bring you camel's too if you leave. You can stay at my house:D
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