I think God hates me
I was about to get laid for the first time ever the other day so i bought a pack of 3 condoms, i used 2 to practice putting them on (don't laugh 
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So the big night came around and i excitedly whipped the last condom in my wallet ready for action...
Getting straight to the point at her house i fingered her for a while whilst we passionately kissed and then i paused to get the condom out of my wallet.
What i saw on it made me instantly go limp and i panicked, i thought it must have been because i was so nervous that i was seeing things, but there was no way I was gonna get back in the mood after this so I said i needed the toilet but just got the fuck out of there instead.
I haven't spoken to her since...
).So the big night came around and i excitedly whipped the last condom in my wallet ready for action...
Getting straight to the point at her house i fingered her for a while whilst we passionately kissed and then i paused to get the condom out of my wallet.
What i saw on it made me instantly go limp and i panicked, i thought it must have been because i was so nervous that i was seeing things, but there was no way I was gonna get back in the mood after this so I said i needed the toilet but just got the fuck out of there instead.
I haven't spoken to her since...
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DAMN PAKIS
C/O