Need to make $75 today

Xsubnoize913Xsubnoize913 Acolyte
edited November 2010 in Man Cave
ideas? go

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  • edited October 2010
    Legitimately, or not?

    Seeing as this is TOTSE, I'll suggest some pickpocketing - an easy way of making money.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited October 2010
    Pawn shop, theft, scam.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited October 2010
    Show tits.
  • edited October 2010
    Pawn some of your stuff.
  • SLIMSLIM Regular
    edited October 2010
    This, too. Get a job. It's better than stealing shit.

    What makes you think that?



    Ps, no one likes tax ;)
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited October 2010
    It's way fucking easier to make decent money with a regular job than it is to scam people all the time. Unless you're capable of running a botnet to acquire shittons of CC#s, you're not going to make much money. Pickpocketing or random scams won't net you much, and even a minimum wage job will land you $7.25 or whatever it is per hr. Robbing houses can be profitable if you get good at it, but there's always huge risk and tons of planning involved.
  • SLIMSLIM Regular
    edited October 2010
    A good healthy life isn't without risk. Working jobs you don't want to work, to get paid a pittance of what you've actually worked, with what to show for it?


    The only type of work I can agree with is self-employment, fuck working for someone else and most certainly FUCK PAYING TAX.


    Pickpocketing and random scams MAY not net you much, it depends how determined, cunning and intelligent you are, but there's certainly more freedom and dignity kept. You can most certainly live entirely off a life of illegalism.


    It goes beyond "money" or profit, but all will be revealed in due course once I've completed writing up the Illegalist Manifesto.



    You have reminded me to make a thread actually, part-time jobs that teaches you, allows you to pull of, and to acquire experience and skills relating with bad ideas.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited October 2010
    Unless you're a badass pickpocket, you're not going to make much from it. Even then you're out doing it all the time to make a living.

    The best thing to do is pick a job you want to do. Learn a skill and use it to make money. Freedom and dignity? You think there's dignity going around stealing from other people who work hard? Lol.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited October 2010
    SLIM wrote: »
    A good healthy life isn't without risk. Working jobs you don't want to work, to get paid a pittance of what you've actually worked, with what to show for it?


    The only type of work I can agree with is self-employment, fuck working for someone else and most certainly FUCK PAYING TAX.


    Pickpocketing and random scams MAY not net you much, it depends how determined, cunning and intelligent you are, but there's certainly more freedom and dignity kept. You can most certainly live entirely off a life of illegalism.


    It goes beyond "money" or profit, but all will be revealed in due course once I've completed writing up the Illegalist Manifesto.



    You have reminded me to make a thread actually, part-time jobs that teaches you, allows you to pull of, and to acquire experience and skills relating with bad ideas.
    Because pickpocketing's far more moralistic than upholding social standards and getting a job.
  • SLIMSLIM Regular
    edited October 2010
    Work hard for what exactly? It's not as if their money isn't stolen from them anyway but I don't see a majority of people protesting that, simply because they're cowards with an inability to actually support themselves or are afraid to go to jail. Not that I care that these people get fleeced by their rulers everyday, I say more fool them for fucking paying taxes and working the jobs that they're forced to work.

    Yes I do think there is dignity in it, if you can make a success off it and it works for you. Might is right. I prefer a thief who takes advantage of morons over morons who willingly be morons and smile about it from day to day.

    Anyway, who are you to say whether a thief doesn't work just as hard, even?
    Unless you're a badass pickpocket, you're not going to make much from it. Even then you're out doing it all the time to make a living.
    I never said to do pickpocketing myself personally, there are better and quicker illegal methods to make money, that's not to say people haven't been and aren't "badass pickpockets" and haven't made enough or plenty of money. They wouldn't necessarily be "out doing it all the time" either, it all depends on various other circumstances.


    I reckon you should have a read of The ego and its own by Max Stirner.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited October 2010
    I actually have to agree with SLIM for once. I hate hoe people think crime is the easy way out. It's fucking risky and time consuming to be a good thief or break into a house. Less boring and more profitable than a job yes. Easier hell no.
  • SLIMSLIM Regular
    edited October 2010
    Dysgraphia wrote: »
    Because pickpocketing's far more moralistic than upholding social standards and getting a job.

    Lol, "moralistic" and "social standards". Whose morals and social standards? Certainly not mine. One size does not fit all. If you really want to debate morality with me then that's fine, we can do it in the humanities sections, because I'm sure you either didn't realize which section this thread was in or you're just being a moron or a failing troll.

    Your sarcasm won't wash with me, boy.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited October 2010
    SLIM wrote: »
    Work hard for what exactly? It's not as if their money isn't stolen from them anyway but I don't see a majority of people protesting that, simply because they're cowards with an inability to actually support themselves or are afraid to go to jail. Not that I care that these people get fleeced by their rulers everyday, I say more fool them for fucking paying taxes and working the jobs that they're forced to work.

    Yes I do think there is dignity in it, if you can make a success off it and it works for you. Might is right. I prefer a thief who takes advantage of morons over morons who willingly be morons and smile about it from day to day.

    Anyway, who are you to say whether a thief doesn't work just as hard, even?

    I never said they didn't work hard. I'm saying they steal from people who work hard. Stealing from other people isn't sticking it to the man. It's sticking it to the working man. You can't have it both ways: you don't get to say fuck the government and fuck taxes for fleecing people and then turn around and fleece people yourself. It's :facepalm:

    I'm also not debating the morality of it. That's not the issue. I don't think there's dignity in thieving and I don't think it's honorable, but aside from those issues, I don't even think it's truly profitable unless you're badass at it. If you're going to be a pro thief and rob houses, you have to scope the place out for a while to learn the routine, see if there's a dog or security systems, etc. Let's say you rob a house and steal a ton of shit: jewelry, tvs, other electronics, CCs, and some cash. You might end up with thousands worth of stuff, but you have to unload it without getting caught. It's obviously not easy to do for years on end because one slip up can either get you shot or caught.

    All in all most people are better off getting jobs, especially teenagers. Most teenagers are not smart enough to pull off worthwhile crimes. Stealing $3 in change from a vending machine isn't exactly worthwhile. If a teenager needs $75, he's better off working a random job than trying to all of a sudden learn how to lock pick to break into some restaurant's basement to steal cases of booze.

    Yeah, you hate taxes. That's great. I like having roads, streetlights, ambulances and the fire department.
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  • Xsubnoize913Xsubnoize913 Acolyte
    edited October 2010
    normally i have a job, regardless of how much the gov't robs you with taxes its still good to have a steady income. i just started school so i'm trying to find one that works with my schedule. pickpocketing takes a bit of skill that i lack, plus i try to avoid theft as much as possibile. If i lived near a pawn shop i would pawn something but i lack transportation and the closest pawnshop is like 40 mins away. but the thread is about quick money not the gov't screwing you on taxes or the working mans morals, so keep the ideas coming!
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited October 2010
    Lemonade stand.
    Bake sale.
  • Xsubnoize913Xsubnoize913 Acolyte
    edited October 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    Lemonade stand.
    Bake sale.

    this could be successful. maybe if one were to hold said bake sale for a "charity" of some sort?
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited October 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    Lemonade stand.
    Bake sale.

    Be careful with that a little girl had her stand shut down by the cops because she didn't have a business license.:facepalm:
  • GallowsGallows Regular
    edited October 2010
    Write/edit for a content mill like: http://www.demandmedia.com/studios/writers/

    Here's an article with more info. on writing for a content mill: http://money.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978521251

    This is obviously something that would wear you down over the long term. But for a quick couple hundred, it's not bad.
  • edited October 2010
    Be careful with that a little girl had her stand shut down by the cops because she didn't have a business license.:facepalm:

    LOL seriously? That's retarded.

    Also, if you have anything to sell then sell it. I made a lot of money selling loads of stuff.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited October 2010
    Make necklaces, bracelets, hippie hemp shit. People make a living doing this in latin america.
  • Xsubnoize913Xsubnoize913 Acolyte
    edited October 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    Make necklaces, bracelets, hippie hemp shit. People make a living doing this in latin america.

    festival seasons over lol.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited October 2010
    Then get a fucking jerb, mang. If you can't come up with stuff to make yourself or ideas to hustle, get a jerb.
  • Xsubnoize913Xsubnoize913 Acolyte
    edited October 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    Then get a fucking jerb, mang. If you can't come up with stuff to make yourself or ideas to hustle, get a jerb.

    i was more or less just interested in the ideas all the creative minds here would throw out there.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited October 2010
    People here fail at that sort of thing. They'll say pickpocket lockpick rob a house rob a bank, etc. What's the $75 for anyway?
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  • Xsubnoize913Xsubnoize913 Acolyte
    edited October 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    People here fail at that sort of thing. They'll say pickpocket lockpick rob a house rob a bank, etc. What's the $75 for anyway?

    raid.. stash is getting low.
  • SkittlesSkittles Regular
    edited October 2010
    What skills do you have?
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited October 2010
    He can huff raid.
  • Xsubnoize913Xsubnoize913 Acolyte
    edited October 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    He can huff raid.

    like a fucking pro yo!
  • SkittlesSkittles Regular
    edited October 2010
    Make a sign;

    "Will huff anything for money"
  • OnTheFringeOnTheFringe Acolyte
    edited October 2010
    I have two ideas :

    1.Rob the bank for 75 dollars with a note and fake gun. they will give it to you because its such a small amount of money. alternatively do it with a dollar store or convenience store.

    2.Get completly wasted (so you wont care or puss out)and straight rob a convenience store freestyle. one time i just reached into a till as i asked for change and ran out the store with a wad of cash. maybe you can top that by K.O.'ing the 7/11 guy and grabbing his cash register as he opens it (when you ask for change)
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited October 2010
    I have two ideas :

    1.Rob the bank for 75 dollars with a note and fake gun. they will give it to you because its such a small amount of money. alternatively do it with a dollar store or convenience store.

    2.Get completly wasted (so you wont care or puss out)and straight rob a convenience store freestyle. one time i just reached into a till as i asked for change and ran out the store with a wad of cash. maybe you can top that by K.O.'ing the 7/11 guy and grabbing his cash register as he opens it (when you ask for change)

    If you're gonna rob a bank you might as well go all out. It's the same crime no matter how much you take.
  • SkittlesSkittles Regular
    edited October 2010
    If you're gonna rob a bank you might as well go all out. It's the same crime no matter how much you take.

    Yeah, that's what I thought. Robbing a bank for $75 is just retarded. I'd rather rob an odd shop all by itself like a lone barber or something that no one would think of. Remember to get a haircut first though :thumbsup:
  • OnTheFringeOnTheFringe Acolyte
    edited October 2010
    If you're gonna rob a bank you might as well go all out. It's the same crime no matter how much you take.

    i know i just thought it would be funny if the OP robbed the bank for 75 dollars
  • i<3Shroomsi<3Shrooms Acolyte
    edited October 2010
    Skittles wrote: »
    What skills do you have?
    Well, we know one of them isn't trolling. :facepalm:

    OP, go do some GPT offers or something.

    PM me if you want to make a few easy bucks online today. :hai:
  • SLIMSLIM Regular
    edited October 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    IYou can't have it both ways: you don't get to say fuck the government and fuck taxes for fleecing people and then turn around and fleece people yourself. It's :facepalm:
    I am against the government fleecing people because that would include me, but simply because I am naturally against them does not mean I won't have to break a few eggs to make an omlet. I am not personally for fleecing the local white community working class community, or even the rich who help their fellow white community (this often isn't the case, although they're under no obligation to do so), I'd prefer them to fleece corporates, government officials, religious leaders and any other such enemy.

    But realistically, the #1 law of nature is survival of the fittest, and what is good for someone is good for someone.

    I reckon these quotes should sum it up:
    Each individual should think as he pleases — as ‘the spirit moves him’ — without the least respect for what others think or do — the only limit to his actions being (of course) the materialized opposition he actually meets with; for the Strong are the natural limit of the Strong. No one is bound to obey another (or a majority) except ‘the other’ can coerce obedience; and to do that at all times, under all circumstances, would be terribly troublesome, expensive, and — dangerous.
    When actualized antagonism is met with, it is every dauntless man’s business to surmount it — if he can. Should he find that beyond his strength (or the massed power of his friends and supporters), then death or submission are the only reasonable alternatives. If he has not the nerve to fall (as the maligned Catiline fell at Pistoria18), then he and his posterity to the third and fourth generation must sink to subjectivity.
    If he is coerced by superior Strength (or strategy) into temporary retreat; he then owes no allegiance whatever to his triumphant adversaries; and he should be ever ready (when time and tide seem propitiatory) to overwhelm and destroy their dictation. “Get there!” I say, get there! — Get there at any cost!
    Be thou a True Knight. Save thyself by thine own deeds. If a man wound you on one cheek, lay him low — smite him hip and thigh. Self preservation is the first law of thy being. Hate for hate, and ruth for ruth — scorn for scorn, and tooth for tooth. Get there, I say! — Get there! Get there at any cost!
    Let him no longer boast of his bravery who merely weeps with his Dear-Ones, when his Dear-Ones weep for bread. The gallant and the brave, have never yet been known to want for anything.
    All arbitrary rules of Right and Wrong are insolent invasions of personal liberty. He who would maintain his manhood, must ignore them and abandon them, wherever and whenever possible; except he has investigated them — paralleled them with Nature, and without coercion agrees to abide thereby as a modus-vivendi. If he accepts them (on other conditions) as his life-long load, that is — his funeral. If he is eager to handicap himself or commit suicide, why shouldn’t he? That is his own business.
    A sensible man should never conform to any rule or custom simply because it has been highly commended by others, alive or dead. If they are alive he should suspect their motives. If dead they are out of Court. He should be a law unto himself in all things; otherwise he permits himself to be demonetized to the level of a domestic animal.
    In Evolution there is no finality. It is operating always in some form; endeavoring to blot out inferior organisms, and perpetuate more perfect types. Like the gods of Antiquity, it is both a Destructive and a Creative. The Powerful of the past were overthrown by the more Powerful of the present; and in strict sequence, the Powerful of to-day must be overthrown by — the more Powerful of to-morrow.
    All ‘moral’ dogmatisms and religiosities, are positive hindrances to the evolution of the Higher Manhood; inasmuch as men who honestly grasp at Morals, do not as energetically grasp at Power — power being essentially non-moral. Consequently the struggle between the propertied and the propertyless classes, is not as keen as Nature evidently intends it to be. The moral man is a feeble antagonist to a non-moral generalship. He foolishly permits talkative personalities, (with sharper perceptive qualities), to wield unlimited Authority over him; under numerous plausible pretexts, and deliberately plunder him of his Property.

    My favourite;
    Mind your own business” is a line of thought very much neglected in this infirm age; when every sodden degenerate fancies that it is his ‘business’ to be every other degenerate’s keeper, guardian, and nurse. Cain’s wrathful retort “am I my brother’s keeper?” contains a far reaching practical philosophy, that is deserving of calm consideration, in the light of contemporary socialistic maladjustments and biologic evolutionism.

    I'd also recommend reading Max Stirner's; The ego and its own.
    All in all most people are better off getting jobs, especially teenagers. Most teenagers are not smart enough to pull off worthwhile crimes.
    You won't have any argument from me on that, but most people aren't smart enough to do anything. Stealing someone's cc info and successfully ordering and obtaining the goods is NOT hard, a 14 year old could do it under the right circumstances.
    Yeah, you hate taxes. That's great. I like having roads, streetlights, ambulances and the fire department.
    All of which could be provided by individuals or collective groups and local communities, without the government.
    The Illegalist Manifesto? :facepalm: You are a stupid cunt, you remind me of myself in high school.
    That's nice, now fuck off.


    OP refer to my quick money making thread, I'll throw in some extra scams soon.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited October 2010
    Survival of the fittest means when the environment changes, only the creatures already suited to the new environment will survive. It has nothing to do with you being a prick.
  • SLIMSLIM Regular
    edited October 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    Survival of the fittest means when the environment changes, only the creatures already suited to the new environment will survive. It has nothing to do with you being a prick.

    Well me being a "prick" is subjective, it really doesn't concern me in the least whether you think I'm a "prick".
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited October 2010
    oh LOL!!!11!!!1!!! :o:o:o:o:o:o
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  • SLIMSLIM Regular
    edited October 2010
    Shut up, "national anarchist" faggot.

    I've said my bit anyway, so will do, moron.
  • electric wizardelectric wizard Acolyte
    edited November 2010
    Not living close to a pawn shop makes no difference. You would not want to commit a crime in your town, and then pawn the goods at a LOCAL shop anyway. Make the goal $100 or more, and cut someone else in to take you to a shop a town or two over for the remaining $25.

    :facepalm:
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