My plan to make totse famous

fanglekaifanglekai Regular
edited December 2010 in Spurious Generalities

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  • angryonionangryonion Just some guy
    edited December 2010
    Hum,I'm going to let DFG weigh in on this before I offer an opinion.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited December 2010
    Hehe, I will remain neutral in this project. [;)]

    Anyway, I have a better solution and it just invovles a bit of postage stamp and some pictures and a long note to someone who will read it.

    Oh btw feel free to do whatever you like to do :). I can't take part in this openly but you know where to find me. We should do an animation or a comic to start this project. It's simpler and easy to distribute.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    We also need someone who can translate the whole thing into arabic and then we can turn that text into hardcoded subs. We will piss off muslims everywhere :o
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited December 2010
    I would definitely play the role of Muhammed in this movie if it happens. I've always wanted to do porn because I seem to never ever bust a nut during intercourse, and this could possibly start a career.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited December 2010
    I am NOT good with Arabic :(.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    Well we need as many languages as we can get. I can do Spanish or proof the Spanish if someone else does it. The film doesn't even have to be very long. We could just do a short, one scene film of Muhammad fucking a watermelon or something, but I want to make it epic.

    We also need a female (or man pretending to be female) to masturbate while wearing one of those outfits that covers her whole body. I'm sure that'd be very erotic for muslims and very lulzy for everyone else.
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited December 2010
    You realize pornography is already a genre, right?
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    Someone didn't get it LOL!!! :o
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited December 2010
    I can probably do a scene where I stick a picture of Muhammad onto the bear in Chester's video and rape it :o
  • edited December 2010
    If Mayberry is playing Muhammad I want to play Aisha


















    OH WAIT I DON'T FUCK MUDS, WE HAVE SANCHEZ FOR THAT
  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited December 2010
    It has potential, although be prepared to receive a lot of shit in this forum should you ever pull it off. Viral distrubution of the video would probably make attention quick though.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited December 2010
    If Mayberry is playing Muhammad I want to play Aisha


















    OH WAIT I DON'T FUCK MUDS, WE HAVE SANCHEZ FOR THAT

    Fuck that cracked me up.

    Well done Sir.
  • edited December 2010
    We're on our way back to the way things were.

    Now that the site has been established and many of the kinks worked out, the number of users is growing steadily and I'm seeing many more users on each day than I used to. They will come in time.
  • KatzenklavierKatzenklavier Regular
    edited December 2010
    Let's get rid of all the fail first before we advertise guyz.
  • edited December 2010
    Let's get rid of all the fail first before we advertise guyz.
    I agree. Consider yourself banned.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited December 2010
    I agree. Consider yourself banned.

    this
  • Agent 008Agent 008 Regular
    edited December 2010
    Considering there are no girls on here, are we talking gay porn?
  • edited December 2010
    Agent 008 wrote: »
    Considering there are no girls on here, are we talking gay porn?

    Wat? We have &T girls.
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited December 2010
    Agent 008 wrote: »
    Considering there are no girls on here,
    Of course we have! What's Pacino? Scotch fuckin mist.:confused:
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    I was hoping for a female masturbation scene. We need sarahlovely to cover herself in bedsheets like muslim women do and then masturbate underneath.
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited December 2010
    This idea is sounding stupider and stupider as you go....
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    oh cause u have SO many good ideas for totse :o
  • edited December 2010
    you can have the beginning scene where a terrorist blows himself up. Then he meets Muhammad up in heaven (or whatever the Muslim equivalent is) and they proceed to have an orgy with the 72 virgins... does that sound good?

    since the virgins faces are going to be covered anyway you can just cgi the same 2 or 3 girls over and over again.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    That sounds like a sweet ending.
  • stresstres Regular
    edited December 2010
    where the fuck is sanchez? :mad:
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