nsfw — Totseans

Keeley Hazell when she was 18, includes Sex Tape

Dfg — Tue, 01 May 2018 21:02:34 +0000

My Internet is down, so I am bookmarking stuff here.

The Sex Tape:

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a6a55a31c3f2

Her gallery:

https://imgur.com/a/1eZx0

Want to fuck hot girls when you're pushing 50? Well now you can. Black Friday Exclusive!

Dfg — Fri, 28 Nov 2014 19:32:44 +0000

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http://imgur.com/a/l3vV6

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Now they're various ways to go about this and none of them are easy but once you commit and push forwards you will get results.

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The Fappening 5 is here, includes Former Miss Virginia Shanon McAnally

Dfg — Sat, 29 Nov 2014 19:10:16 +0000

Lets begin with this:

http://imgur.com/a/Iaoa5

And you can find more here:

http://celebscloud.com/the-fappening/

If you still haven't I highly suggest using BT Share.

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If your wife does yoga and looks like this, fuck you're a lucky dude

Dfg — Mon, 24 Nov 2014 15:42:44 +0000

http://imgur.com/a/2vs3p

I mean damn son.

I think most of us won't mind this one either:

http://imgur.com/a/4XUf9

or this one:

http://i.imgur.com/kLRp7Gk.jpg

White girls you da man...

Riley Ried, Everyone :) (NSFW) I mean come on

Dfg — Tue, 15 Sep 2015 08:46:38 +0000

Emily Blunt Vs Anne Hathaway [NSFW]

Dfg — Wed, 22 Apr 2015 07:52:53 +0000

Honestly I fucking love Emily, if there was a woman who I would make sweet love to or plan to spent some years together, it would be here. Hands down.

Nude in the movie 'My Summer of Love':

screencaps

gfys:

part1, part2, part3, part4, part5, part5 (brightened), part6, part7,

bigger gfys:

part1, part2, part3, part4, part5, part5 (brightened), part6, part7,

video (dailoymotion)

Topless in the TV movie 'Henry VIII':

screencaps

gfy

video (youtube)

Sexy in the movie 'Charlie Wilson's War':

screencaps

HQ gfys:

part1, part2, part3, part4, part5, part6,

HD gfys:

part1, part2, part3, part4, part5, part6,

video (youtube)

Sexy in the movie 'Arthur Newman':

screencaps

HQ gfys:

part1, part2

Sexy in the movie 'Wild Target':

screencaps

gfy

video (youtube)

Various lower quality gfys from other movies:

Photoshoots:

Various Pictures:

Anne Hathaway nsfw compilation

Various nude scenes in the movie 'Love and Other Drugs':

Screencaps
Imgur Gifs - Album
HQ gfys:
- Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6
video1 (dailymotion)
video2 (metacafe)

Showing her tits a few times in in the movie 'Havoc':

screenshots
gif album
bigger gif / gfy mirror
HQ gfys:
- Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6,
video1 (dailymotion
video 2 (dailymotion)
video3 (dailymotion)

Briefly showing her tits in the movie 'Brokeback Mountain':

Various:

wardrobe malfunctions

So, which one works for you?

Fap of the Week, presenting Casting Call [NSFW]

Dfg — Fri, 17 Apr 2015 14:48:47 +0000

http://gfycat.com/BigDisguisedDromaeosaur

Now sure if that will embed but below is the source.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=473941425

I think she is okay for a fap.

Abrila with Pearl Necklace, &TStash

Dfg — Thu, 22 Jan 2015 06:07:35 +0000

This is from my personal stash as usual. So expect more.

http://imgur.com/a/17puz

IS BUTT PEPSI? What the hell does it mean? [NSFW] Ivy's Anal Addiction

Dfg — Wed, 21 Jan 2015 19:27:26 +0000

Someone remarked that phrase on this video:

http://gfycat.com/ConfusedGrossArmyant

And I can't make out why they said it. I mean BUTT PEPSI or IS BUTT PEPSI, the only clue I have gotten is that it relates to Pepsi logo.

But I researched the only clue and everything made sense. This phrase relates to the new logo.

So, there you have it, Madison butt looks like Pepsi logo.

You can watch the stream below:

http://dailyhdporn.com/madison-ivy-ivys-anal-addiction/

http://www.dirtybadger.com/336/madison-ivy-anal-addiction/

http://www.xvideos.com/video8224787/madison_ivy_first_time_anal

Lexi Bella did one as well:

http://www.cliphunter.com/w/2041183/Lexi_Belles_first_anal_scene

I think I enjoy Dat Gap and Leggings

Dfg — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 11:56:40 +0000

http://imgur.com/a/OcUk8

3D Porn, 4K Porn, now introducing, Drone Porn!

Dfg — Wed, 07 Jan 2015 22:54:51 +0000

Kind of interesting, angles suck though. Nice music.

Drone Sex FTW!

Rule 34 Disney Frozen Plus How to Train Your Dragon Astrid

Dfg — Sat, 03 Jan 2015 16:55:17 +0000

There you go

http://imgur.com/a/m02qS

Alice Greczyn Signed up for doing Porn for 12 Million Dollars!

Dfg — Sat, 03 Jan 2015 00:37:55 +0000

Fucking hell man! She is fine, I would do things that one should do with a camel. I will tie her up and just video tape the act and become rich. She is really gifted and mixed race.

From wikipedia

On her heritage, Greczyn stated, "I'm mainly French, Japanese, and Polish, but there's also Chinese, Korean, German, Irish, Native American, Greek, Hungarian, Turkish, Swedish, and Czech."[6]

And more:

She was home-schooled in Colorado, graduated early from high school, and started taking classes at Front Range Community College when she was 15 or 16. Informed that she had to be 18 to take Colorado's nursing test, she decided to try modeling and relocated to California.

http://imgur.com/a/FwAAi

(hint: not really)

Santa Came bearing gifts from /b/tards

Dfg — Sun, 21 Dec 2014 18:45:10 +0000

These are old reposts but still worth looking at.

I present /b/ being caring for once.

http://i.imgur.com/7jmUQt0.jpg

I follow this up with, /b/ being disgusting.

http://imgur.com/a/OulJw

And to end everything, I showcase fucked up nature of /b/.

Presenting Zippocat.

Since it's NSFL, I removed the http part. You were warned.

i.imgur.com/MK3pr1d.jpg

R.I.P Tim and fuck you /b/

I don't think there is anything wrong with these ... kits

Dfg — Wed, 17 Dec 2014 17:50:13 +0000

http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/latest-news/colombian-womens-team-kit-uci-issues-statement-136653

I mean I would watch the race if they were in it.

Alexandra Daddario is on my bucket list [NSFW]

Dfg — Sun, 30 Nov 2014 16:52:55 +0000

I absolutely love her eyes. They're just awesome, I would love to be with a woman with those mystique eyes. Overall she is hand down one of the sexiest woman, at least for me.

http://imgur.com/a/9n8Yk

Fappening 3.0 + 4.0 now in progress!

Dfg — Mon, 29 Sep 2014 14:15:43 +0000

Yeah, well wait for it.

FOR DMCA notice use dmca(at)totseans.com

Dumps from different sources, may be taken down. Not hosted by us.

Usual sources:

http://www.juniorpaganinix.com/imagens/Famosas
http://thefappening.so/
http://thefappening.sexy/albums/
fapped.jesus.si
fap.abuser.eu
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education.ferizlitarim.gov.tr
fap.kronoscloud.com

http://copyright.abuser.eu/

http://kronoscloud.com/ "btsync: USE THE KEY & ENABLE DHT" -KronosCloud

http://cloud.kronoscloud.com/ cloud folder - password: dickpump

http://wildarchives.com/ zipped sync mirror (.zip updated hourly)

http://www.imgrobot.com/devilsfruit/albums images from sync, hosted by KeitaroNL

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The Ultimate Compilation of Jennifer Lawrence - Black Friday Exclusive

Dfg — Fri, 28 Nov 2014 19:57:20 +0000

Here is your special present, Let's say a Black Friday gift. Hurry before the mirror gets taken down.

http://imgur.com/a/3x8t8

Also, for our special offer. Go here

So, I think I will get some Taiwanese Pussy in future

Dfg — Thu, 06 Nov 2014 12:06:05 +0000

Considering it looks this fine:

http://imgur.com/a/Uswrv

I support you being topless provided you look like this hot ginger chick

Dfg — Sat, 11 Oct 2014 19:06:45 +0000

http://imgur.com/a/TbBl0

Keep in mind she does tend to hit people

http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/ex-manager-sues-entertainer-claiming-coercion

Google Takes Pictures Without Your Consent

Dfg — Sat, 11 Oct 2014 14:41:52 +0000

http://imgur.com/a/qUqlk

http://imgur.com/a/E5Pyv

Fucking Mid Terms, Oh Well Have Some Tits

Dfg — Sun, 09 Nov 2014 18:43:48 +0000

Busy life, with University it's literally hell. Projects and work etc.

http://imgur.com/a/UY5dJ

Monica Bellucci, The Europe Go to Fap Queen

Dfg — Mon, 20 Oct 2014 18:28:53 +0000

http://www.gfycat.com/SomeValidArthropods

http://www.gfycat.com/JointMeaslyHoverfly

http://www.gfycat.com/QuickIndelibleCopperbutterfly

http://www.gfycat.com/SlowLividCanine

Lets just say I have fapped to her numerous times. No regrets.

Clitoral enlargement methods & Outcum...

Dfg — Tue, 21 Oct 2014 01:22:47 +0000

First the visual:

And then the video:

http://xhamster.com/movies/262260/cukegirl_hermaphrodite_giant_clitoris.html

And now the explanation:

Clitoral enlargement methods are forms of body modification that have the potential to enhance the size of the clitoris and increase sexual pleasure. Clitoral enlargement can be accomplished through a variety of means, each having certain side effects and risks.[1][2][3][4]

The congenital or acquired medical condition known as clitoromegaly or macroclitoris, contrasts intentional enlargement of the clitoris, though any abnormal enlargement of the clitoris is sometimes referred to as clitoromegaly.[1][5]
Purpose

Motivations for desiring enlargement of the clitoris vary. Women who have a very small clitoris may not get adequate pleasure from sexual acts that can directly stimulate the clitoris, such as the coital alignment technique, and may therefore choose to enlarge the clitoris to increase pleasure. Women with normally sized clitorises may wish to increase size to increase pleasure or to appear more attractive. The clitoral pump, like the penis pump, may be used prior to or during masturbation for temporary effect. Some testosterone-altered, female bodybuilders with enlarged clitorises may better be able to use such techniques. Trans men may also desire to enlarge their clitorises.
Methods

The most common methods of clitoris enlargement are:

Use of androgen containing creams on the clitoris[5]
Systemic use of testosterone for an extended time, as per some female bodybuilders or transmen.[2][3][4][5]
Use of a clitoral pump

There is disagreement on the best approach; many claim size increases from pumping while others say testosterone is the only way to obtain significant results. Both methods involve some risk. If pumping is done incorrectly it can cause damage to the erectile tissue and blood vessels. The use of any steroid such as testosterone incurs risk as these compounds can have broad systemic effects.

While the systemic effects of testosterone are both expected and desired in both transmen and female body builders, they are generally undesirable for most women. Thus, one of the most pressing questions is whether the clitoris can be enlarged without causing other unwanted virilizing effects. To reduce side effects, many women attempt local topical administration. Anecdotal evidence suggests that DHT (Dihydrotestosterone), a very potent androgen, can effectively be used for this purpose with minimal side effects. No scientific studies have confirmed this effect in female anatomy, but research targeting the treatment of micropenis has found that local application of DHT is very effective at stimulating penile growth in microphalli.[6] Due to the biological similarity between penile and clitoral tissue, significant growth of the clitoris is likely. Unlike testosterone, DHT can not be converted into the estrogen estradiol and is thus ideal for generating purely androgenic effects. Topical administration of DHT is a well known treatment for clitoral growth in the FTM community.[7]

Clitoral pumping is another applied method of clitoris enlargement. Evidence proving its effectiveness is still lacking but it continues to be a popular activity. The potential dangers of vacuum pumping are well known to those familiar with penis pumping. If the applied vacuum pressure is too great it can cause bursting of blood vessels, bruising, blistering, damage to erectile tissue, and other types of trauma. Safe pressures are generally considered to be less than 5 in-Hg of vacuum or .17 atm (16 kPa).

A less common approach to clitoral enlargement is saline injection.[8] The side effects of this technique are unknown.

4Chan strikes again, this time a (David Kalac) 33 year old asshole from Portland [NSFL]

Dfg — Thu, 06 Nov 2014 10:26:19 +0000

Here is the original post:

http://i.imgur.com/fKMlxGl.jpg

News Story:

PORTLAND, Ore. -- After a day-long search that crossed state lines, the suspect in a gruesome Port Orchard murder was captured at a Wilsonville TriMet station Wednesday night, Clackamas County dispatch confirms.

David Kalac, 33, was accused of beating his girlfriend, Amber Coplin, to death and leaving behind a grisly crime scene in their Port Orchard, Wash. apartment Tuesday afternoon.

Deputies said he posted photos of the gruesome crime scene online and said on social media that he was hoping to die from "suicide by cop."

After eluding police during a high-speed chase early Wednesday morning, the suspect's getaway car was found abandoned in Portland Wednesday afternoon in the 1300 block of Southwest Custer Street, according to Kitsap County police.

Just before 8 p.m. KGW Reporter Mike Benner said tactical teams were arming themselves close to where the car was found, near the 1000 block of SW Troy Street

http://www.kgw.com/story/news/crime/2014/11/05/kalac-killer-homicide-port-orchard/18544895/

Ass vs Tits, which is better. The answer will shock you

Dfg — Tue, 07 Oct 2014 18:31:32 +0000

No really, read the fucking strip.

http://imgur.com/a/n6Rby

I am not into curvy chics but maybe you are

Dfg — Tue, 23 Sep 2014 16:41:16 +0000

I present to you, Miss Iran Fairuza. Now don't be shocked by her outlook and the drapes she wears it's mostly to mock the Iranians who force women to cover their faces. But that's pretty much it. I honestly think she needs to start working on her butt, it's big and just not rounded enough. Not saying it's a bad thing or I am trying to start some form of negging (apparently it's a thing), it just felt odd. But I like slim, athletic chics so I might be baised towards here.

Anyway here is here twitter: @FairuzaMissIran

Here are images, without the annoying watermarks.

http://imgur.com/a/lBC50

Ashe Maree MFC Paid Sessions now available for FREE!

Dfg — Wed, 01 Oct 2014 17:35:58 +0000

Well, they were on the Internet for a while, I found one and apparently there are a lot more. She is fun though, don't really see her in a sexual context. Not sure why.

http://www.xvideos.com/video7411958/ashe_maree

Kaley Cuoco tits aren't that great but we got others

Dfg — Sat, 20 Sep 2014 21:56:53 +0000

Kindly use the Contact Us feature for DMCA Removal! All images were removed, kindly check the links below to get what you need. http://thefappening.sexy/albums/updates/ http://fap.jesus.si/ http://pastebin.com/fMbfG3th http://thefappening.eu/ http://www.juniorpaganinix.com/imagens/Famosas

In Celebration of Elwood coming back, I present to you, his favorite girls

Dfg — Thu, 25 Sep 2014 15:54:52 +0000

Selected from the finest Galleries, here are some of the amazing, breathtaking and boner inducing images you could find on the Internet. I made sure to get as many as I can. They're from reddit but specifically for Elwood. He doesn't like to talk about it but I guess a bro has to help his bro. So, enjoy the view and happy fapping.

Video Streams:

http://www.xvideos.com/video8267679/ts_domino_presley

http://www.redtube.com/426083

http://www.xnxx.com/video5422845/shemales_hard_dick_fucks_shemale_anally_before_returning_the_favour

http://www.xvideos.com/video1324072/hot_shemale_ass_on_cam_

http://www.xnxx.com/video7123940/sheylla_wandergirlt_and_rafa

Galleries:

Biance Freier

http://imgur.com/a/l7sRK
http://imgur.com/a/lg9R8
http://imgur.com/a/Mq3KN
http://imgur.com/a/72j4u
http://imgur.com/a/wgfQh
http://imgur.com/a/WkoLW

Aly Michalka appreciation thread, plots from Two and Half Men

Dfg — Tue, 23 Sep 2014 20:42:44 +0000

Not the best, but worth a fap

Didn't really like the tucking in

http://gfycat.com/WelcomeBelatedCockatiel

http://imgur.com/a/qCvxT

Wallpapers for your School System

Dfg — Sat, 20 Sep 2014 22:18:15 +0000

http://imgur.com/a/8WzeD

Feeling creepy? Well try this Accidental Nudity Gallery [NSFW]

Dfg — Wed, 17 Sep 2014 09:25:35 +0000

There is a sub dedicated to it btw, if you're into this thing. White women be hot, right. http://imgur.com/a/lXeQb