Congratulations man. Though it saddens me to hear babies born around Christmas time because growing up, you know she's only gonna get one present for her birthday and Christmas and sometimes, its just not fair.
So far, I'm just on my second Monster Energy Drink. I might have cheated though as I have taken a 5 minute power nap when I was shitting. 25 more minutes then I'm on my 40th hour. Honestly I feel like I'm stoned. I actually have the munchies. I've been nibbling on chicharon.
Very unfortunate to say the least. It saddens me that people that don't affect anyone just go when we have idiots that affect all of us negatively in the grand scheme of things be among us.
Unfortunately, I'm 20. Possibly Yes, rejection is a bitch. Usually I won't care but there's just something about this girl. And it's that same reason I guess why I tried to play the nice guy role. Unfortunately that didn't pan out. Hopefully it's not too late. I wish i was in the fried zone instead. I don't know about…
If some parasites can alter the functioning of its host's organs, it's not too far fetched that one day a parasite will evolve to alter the functioning of the human brain to procreate. I believe this is how the first zombie epidemic will happen. It's only a matter of time before someone genetically manipulate Rabies into…
I can't take them seriously. In the Toronto one, half of the crowd is on their iPhones and Blackberries Twittering how they're done giving in to the big corporations. Some of them even walking in and out of fast food places for food. I think all these occupy protests aren't really helpful if they're already defeating their…
Here's what you do: Wait for one of those drunken nights or nights you know he's not easily waken up (aka drug him though not too much). When he's asleep, piss all over him then repeatedly hit his face with something that would hurt him but not make him bleed. Also make sure that before he becomes fully conscious/awake,…