Fuck that shit. You're so wrong... First of all, NO ONE is fit like Bear Grylls. 99% of the shit he does cannot be done by the average Joe. You're giving Les Stroud shit for drinking coconut milk (when there was NO other source of clean water around), when Bear Grylls bites the head off of a dog and then immediately climbs…
Silver just dropped quite a bit, due to foolish faith in the Dollar, due to the impending fall of the Euro. I personally think it's time to buy back in, but you can certainly move any time before the next US Presidential election. You should be able to pick up a little over 300 ounces of silver for $10k. I see two…
Unless they use Tor... It's all good. As much as I love troll lulz, I can get those anywhere. Looking forward to some intelligent conversation here. If I find a few mins away from the wife and kids I will contribute some decent info...
I used to be heavily into cell phones. I specialized in Sony Ericsson, but also worked on Motorola, Nokia, Samsung, etc, etc, etc. I would buy used or broken phones, fix/unlock them, put on a new housing, flash them to latest firmware, and resell for 3x-5x the purchase price (fixed a lot of broken screen phones). I had…
I will be voting for Ron Paul because I no longer play the "lesser of two evils" game. Even if it means Obama gets re-elected, I'll vote for Paul. It turns out "freedom" is pretty popular with the American people, which is why he actually has a chance this election. Faux News tell their sheep that he is unelectable or that…
The Globalists have more money than God. They will bombard the people 24/7 with commercials, news, literature, TV shows, movies, and music all about multi-culturalism. It will be force fed to us until we just accept it and put it in the back of our minds. I suspect they will then begin "thinning out" various "inferior"…
My chambered round is #1 buck. The other 6 rounds are #1 buck. The five in the stock sleeve are slugs, for if the first 7 don't do the trick (you know, for "gorillas").
Pussy stinks. How can your dick not smell after fucking? You have the following smelly elements to deal with: 1. Pussy juice 2. Pussy sweat 3. Dick juice 4. Dick sweat Please advise...
Sierra Mist Natural is a somewhat-less-dangerous soda. You really just want to avoid caramel color (toxic), sodium/potassium benzoate (toxic), and high fructose corn syrup (modified sugar without any of the benefits of real sugar).
Whatever. He's pissed because he wants to run this place with an iron fist, which is 100% contradictory to the spirit of Totse. He chews people out and flexes his modmuscles when they post something HE doesn't like. I don't think he should leave. He is a valuable member with a lot of life experience to share. I think his…
One time I was doing anal to this chick and I really wanted to last long. I was thinking about baseball, people throwing up, etc. Stuff to keep my dick up longer. Anyhow, I guess I pumped for too long as droplets of shit liquid began oozing out of her cornhole. Things only got worse from that point forward... I had to…
Umm guys... This isn't the year 1952 where Officer Twinkle saves the day by finding Bobby's lost GPS. Cops don't even waste their time looking for stolen bikes anymore. You think someone is going to report a stolen GPS when there are a million of them floating around? Pawn shops are shit. They pay you WAY less than what…
This is probably the most debated subject in the field of weaponry. You have guys who swear by .45 ACP, others by .357. Some have actually had to shoot individuals to save their own lives, others have shot wild boar, and others have only shot at targets. I cannot hit the side of a barn with a .45, but I'm deadly accurate…
They don't grow food here anymore because they have to save some "endangered" fish or frog or whateverthefuck animal they decide needs to be "saved". Every piece of fruit I see comes from China, Mexico, or South America.
I keep this in my nightstand for home invasions... That's not my pic, but my .357 is exactly the same. I also keep a Remington 870 Tactical Express close by. I don't know if a 9MM is going to cut it in terms of stopping power. I may be wrong...
Same here. I get a bad rash if I shave my face with a razor, so I use clippers to always keep it at a "5 o'clock shadow". I like to shave my balls first and then my face. Also, it's easier (and safer) to shave your dick when it's hard, so I suggest keeping a "fluffer" around during shave time.
How the fuck do you think I feel? I have to live in this shithole called California. We pay the highest (or almost highest) taxes in the nation, and get the shittiest shit in return. Now that lunatic Brown has signed this law WITHOUT a vote of the people, California is shopping for a 5 BILLION dollar bridge loan to get us…
One time I had this bump on my sack that I thought was a zit. I kept squeezing the shit out of it and it kept getting bigger, but on the INSIDE of my sack. Then I REALLY SQUEEZED THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF IT and something bad happened. I heard a weird noise like it popped, but nothing came out. The next morning it was twice…
My wife and I are friends with the son and daughter of a pretty famous US singer (can't give the name). They both have million+ trust funds that they can't touch till they turn 40 (just a couple years away). Their father said he wanted them to experience life on their own before they were just given a bunch of money. It…
I use electric clippers to trim my junk once a month. It's not short to the point where it itches. It feels better, and doesn't smell like seaweed at the end of the day like a hairy patch of man bush. Plus, you get more repeat head with a shaved dick.
It's like those guys who get elephantitis of the scrotum. "I'll take care of it next week". Before you know it, it's the size of a small Asian village. Go get the operation before they end up having to amputate your leg, dumb shit.
@famthegeek BITCH I WILL FUCK YOUR MOUT. I AM A RAPEST!!!!!!11 BITCH Seriously, though. If you are not using Debian, you are just dumb and deserve to die. No, Ubuntu doesn't count as Debian.
Back in the day when settlers would reach a new homestead, the first thing they would do is dig a root cellar (or a pit covered with logs, dirt, straw, etc. They would actually live in it until their main quarters were built, seeing as it would stay a consistent ~55F year round. Most of these cellars included a separate…
Wow. 1.) I never said this thread wasn't useful. All I did was point out an obvious Zoklet troll that has been spewing shit throughout totse.info since Zok went down. I have every right to do so. I know you have a personal connection to this thread because you're a divorced father, etc. 2.) What kind of mod publicly…