HOLY KRAKATOLLY! · Regular
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So I've heard, I'm going to give it a shot though. I dont got the worst acne but its been hanging around for to long so I'm knocking it out.
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lol this douche finally got banned? Its about time :thumbsup:
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On the subject of religion stopping crimes for fear of hell... Religion does not stop crimes because there are no consequences in the afterlife apart from the mortal sin (abortion and such). Hell is mostly reserved for the nonbelievers all the sinners need to do is simply confess their sins and ask for forgiveness and then…
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you can have the beginning scene where a terrorist blows himself up. Then he meets Muhammad up in heaven (or whatever the Muslim equivalent is) and they proceed to have an orgy with the 72 virgins... does that sound good? since the virgins faces are going to be covered anyway you can just cgi the same 2 or 3 girls over and…
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they dont give a shit about poor little me :(
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LoL yeah, my dads going to call them once he gets home. Hopefully they admit to it since I dont got any really proof except for see him there. I actually think the whole things quite funny, it gives me a whole new line up of fat cop jokes :D might also have to give the guys whole built that fence a call :p oh yeah, I could…
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I personally like smaller communities better... the posts generally seem to have more depth. popularity always seems to kill shit if you ask me.
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"die!" "aaaauauauaghgahgahahaahahaghuuu"
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coke or pepsi? :o
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"Well I say my good sir, it seems you've gone and stabbed me"
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I use to save my cigarette packs and make towers out of them
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make sure you back trace him first. awwwww yeah, consequences are never going to be the same :cool:
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also it depends how high you are from the water, if its not that high you dont have to worry about that :p
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I'd go for the helicopter scenario. 1. I always wanted to go sky diving 2. starving sucks.
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I'm not sure what this was called but it went something like this They dig a hole and bury you in it with nothing but your head sticking out. Then they cut an X into the top of your head and pour mercury into the wound. Something about mercury makes it sink to the bottom of your body, staying on the outside of you flesh…
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can you just poke a straw in the bag and drink it directly like that?
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I dont normally eat string cheese. But when I do eat string cheese, I bight it. Because I'm an asshole like that.
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not that as much as I cant think of anything to say that's not illegal or just makes me sound really lame :facepalm:
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I hate it on the first day of class when the teachers like "ok lets go around the room and tell our names and an interesting thing about yourself" I'm sitting there like... shit...
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Today I saw some guy shaving while driving. He looked like a business man type person, you know tie and suit jacket and shit. I lol'd
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if you do get on SC2, I'm Spike and my character code is 606. Hit me up if you want to play.
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lol wut?
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the average human live 25000 days. If you are 20 you already spent around 7300 of them. Have a nice day.
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yeah, I've felt that before... what sucks even more is sad memories dont make me sad because I'm kind of like "oh well glad that's over" everything's all flipped over and upside down! :(
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ಠ_____ಠ derp
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I dont think we came directly from apes either, although if you believe in evolution do you think its possible we are a different strand of evolution from a common ancestor of the apes? So they arnt really our fathers but closer to our cousins.
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are you saying you do not believe in evolution? Sir, surely you jest. Evolution has been proved plenty of times, hell there are probably a few experiments you can do at home yourself that proves evolution. As far as the earth being perfect for life. The universe as far as we can tell is infinite, and therefore there's an…
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from my point of view. At best he was a man with supernatural powers that allowed him to perform those miracles which people misconceived as the powers of god and therefore mistook him as the son of god. At worst he never existed at all, or he was a con man and the whole thing was an elaborate ruse. The whole saving us…
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Well I find the idea of a creator to be absolutely impossible. If there's anything remotely close to a god I believe its attached to the universe in one way or another because if you think about it that's the only way it can make sense. If its a creator then where was he BEFORE he created the universe? I know its an…
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there probably is, hell if I know the name either though. I got several ideas that I change between as often as my underwear so I dont give myself any kind of title. The one fact I truly believe and am sticking to is that there is intelligence to the universe and its not all just random. When I try to go a level deeper and…
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I can agree with several things here. There being a force behind the universe is right on the ball with me. Like I said the universe isn't just a big ball of randomness, there's logic and order behind it which proves some form of higher intelligence exists. Now, when the word God is used is when most religious ideals loose…
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I dont believe there is a god. I've read the bible to some extend, did my share of research and had sessions of personal philosophy and I came to the conclusion that god (at least as the bible and religion describes him) is quiet impossible. However I dont believe it was all just a random series of accidents like most…
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lol me neither... Op, do you think maybe he is just sleepy? :D
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pandora is awesome. Its like the best thing since sliced bread (music wise)
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oh man, he is getting old.
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I tried chewing tobacco before. I didn't like it and it makes a big mess. I'm sticking with cigs :D
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HJYLKLIKJRDFREKATEROLKLKY1 curse my giant wang! lol na, but heres a seriosue attempt hnollykrakatolly1
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:thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:
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thats not that bad. A certain relative of mine caught a beetle, ripped its legs and wings off and watched it squirm around. When he got bored of that he poped it in the microwave for a little while and then ate it. Claimed it tasted like chicken.:eek:
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I find it odd that most people are against pooing in public because they dont want anyone to hear/smell them. Just the opposite with me, its my goal to gross out the person in the next stall over.
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I wish I could go back to certain dreams and have them again.
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Make sure when you call you say "Hey (persons name here), how you been man?" I just fucking love it when telemarketers do that... no seriously, I lol hard when that happens.
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Seems legit, I'll bight.
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I had a similar dream once, except instead of coughing up my uvula I accidentally pulled off my penis while wanking. But I recall having the separation anxiety you described whilst trying to put it back on. Then I woke up, realized it was all a dream and lol'd... not sure if it meant anything...
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Woh, nice list dude. The only 2 that I don't think are on there are Ergo Proxy and Gungrave (sorry if they are and I just missed them) but those are both good shows and I'll suggest skipping the first episode of Gungrave, its stupid as fuck and barely has anything to do with the rest of the series.
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this sounds really cool, I'm going to check it out.
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my ultimate goal is to get in the top 30 so I can be on the first page :thumbsup:
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I'm calling shenanigans
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The second I read the thread title I thought: If its a giant rooster I'm going to facepalm. and wada'ya know! :facepalm:
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well, I do like dark and WTF... maybe I ought to give it a chance :thumbsup:
