Considered doing this as I had everything nicely in layers so I could have swapped them without much effort, trouble is some of the chars (like the spy in particular) have very long faces, so it becomes much more of a hassle (read: beyond my ability :cool:)
The Selected Works of Joseph Conrad. I'm starting out with a few short stories and then deciding from there whether I want to read Lord Jim and some of the other longer works.
Me neither. I generally don't trust myself not to say stupid shit, and this quote is firmly embedded in my subconscious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9NUc0ut8Ek Bet the air marshalls would love that!
Honestly, that sounds creepy as hell. Get involved with the local sports team/ martial arts club /knitting circle/ anyhobbygroupyouarevaguelyinterestedin and go from there. Or throw a bbq and invite your near neighbours. Or start hitting up the lonely hearts ads in the local paper that are looking for "friendship". If you…
Sooo... When I originally bookmarked this site ages ago I used the https address, which means the entire time I've been here I've been browsing via https. As I'm typing out this reply, the address bar at the top starts out https... If you don't have a certificate for it, how am I able to do this?
I'd like to see some more as well. Bonus points for including an enlarged MR. HAI - I literally lol everytime I see one. I wasted a few minutes carefully nigger-rigging the "m" out of two "n"s - only to remember that there was an "m" already in the old .com banner, hence it looks a little different :facepalm: In the spirit…
Mongolia Rally is probably a more realistic bet. Doesn't have the same crazy parties as Gumball, but fuck it we're totseans - we'll bring the parties. But srsly, totse or no totse, the Mongolia Rally is something I *will* do in my lifetime.
This solves a problem that all men face on a daily basis. I remember only yesterday I was tempted to tea bag a mate but thought, nah, if he can see my whole package then it's slightly too gay for me. Now, thanks to sacfree, I can teabag my mates and no one questions my sexuality. Thanks sacfree! *Double thumbs-up cheesy…
Because if you're drunk it's cheaper and more fun than a taxi. Protip: If the handle of the trolley is removed with the coin unit still attached by the chain it makes a very effective mace. Worth remembering if you ever get jumped in a Tesco's carpark :D.
I see what you're saying but the caption suggests otherwise. Or more accurately - shows a delibetare attempt by whoever wrote it to lie for dramtic affect. That or an oversight/incompetence I suppose.
Nope, I missed what you posted when "drunk". I should probably have quoted for clarity but I was replying to the OP. I can just imagine an armchair activist getting themselves worked up and citing this article as evidence of coalition troops' lack of respect for civilians in Iraq, despite the fact that these bullets were…
Not sure if it was an original thread or just a link posted on old totse, but anyone remember a very detailed story of a guy who could only get off by sitting on the suction filter of his parents swimming pool? He would basically sit on the bottom of the pool, holding his breath for up to 5 minutes rubbing one out - with…
According to Alexa t2 is actually losing traffic and reach. Quantity isn't everything I suppose, but If I were a member there I would be depressed that a relatively young forum was losing traffic.
This would be hilarious were it not for the fact that a certain percentage of people who read will leave thinking a genuine threat to Iraqi civilian life had occurred.
Probably not. Unless it was Naked Lunch-esque affair, where the straight guy being sodmised is chemcially induced into orgasm as well. I imagine that would be a cosmic brain fuck that may eventually lead to suicide.
Just googled ASMR. It's also known scientifically as WHS or "Weird Head Syndrome". Apparently another name given to the phenomenon by the internet is "attention-induced head orgasm" which sounds much better. Next time I get my hair cut I'm going to tell the woman that she's just given me an attention-induced head orgasm…
Well I was being a bit facetious with the brain tumour comment, but it is reassuring to know that I'm not the only one who gets this all the same. I would love to know exactly what this feeling is and why it happens.
It gets on mine too. You mentioned 28DL; I once browsed different visits and revists to a couple of sites I know/have done msyelf and found it depressing how they progressively got more graffiti'd and had all the remaining cool shit stolen from them. I'm doing a ROC bunker myself this week, will probably post it here if I…
It's crazy how quickly buildings decay once the roof has gone. It will have been gutted in stages by the owners, debtors and charvers as time has passed, but it still seems mental that only 6 years ago it was a functioning industrial site.
Never heard of anyone managing to do that, but on a couple of occasions people either fell or drunkenly decided to jump off the Tuxedo Princess. Despites it's appearances I'm not actually surprised. The main river is actually rediculously clean (in terms of chemicals and what not). Supposedly there's a big salmon…
I don't think it's worth worrying about too much. Obviously, try and hide your tent off the trail to avoid being seen but if you are noticed its not the end of the world. You just have to make out that it wasn't your intention all along to camp there, you just overestimated the distance between actual campsites, got lost…
The lyrics I tend to like the most are those written by singer/song writers and acoustic artists like Marissa Nadler, Karen Dalton, Phil Ochs, Jim White, Willy Mason, Townes van Zandt, Frank Turner and Billy Bragg. A favourite that springs to mind right now is: The sad irony of Love is how so seldom you feel it, yet it's…
From this incarnation of totse? Don't know, haven't really been around long enough to say. I would have loved to meet some of the posters from the original PLRC and shoot the shit, I reckon given enough weed and free time we could have really covered some ground.
Ouseburn. I once did some volunteer work cleaning it up, and left with the impression that every menstruating woman on Tyneside uses it as their personal litter bin.