I hate the falling feeling when the benadryl starts to kick in, then I started to see a kid in my televisions reflection in a white dress doing a dougie dance.
For pissing off sugar tits LSD. Whenever he posted under the thread "What are you on right now" I kept repeatedly saying I'll have double whatever LSD is having. He got butthurt from me doing it repeatedly, we had an arguement, he warned me, I kept pushing, he infracted me, got bant. :facepalm:
Well it appears that notse.com (Old site for totse refugees when totse is being updated or jeff spilled his cereal on the server board) has been shut down so this is my alternative.
I clean my ass every day when I shower, also I wipe 3 times every time i take a shit. It goes like this. Shower in morning, put suds of soap on my hand and I wipe in the crack as best as I can. Then I take the shower head and spray the crack full frontal with cheeks spread of course. And when I take a shit I usually do the…
I'm afraid of centipedes, one morning I woke up in a daze and I swear I say hundreds of them running all across my floors, So I ran to the the living room and sat on the couch afraid to step on the floor because those fuckers would bite me. So I sat on the couch all night and waited till they left.
If the creature made a sound that large experts believe that the creatire would have to be roughly 300 feet long to make such a sound if we take the vocals of blue whales and compare it to body mass size.
Usually when I have to piss real bad and go to the washroom my penis swells alot. It's like the pressure is too great and my shaft seems to expand at the tip. It might be the case of the phimosis (see following picture for what I am talking about) but not really sure of the cause of this. It does not hurt to piss in any…