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  • Make A Marker

    Make A Marker

    What You Need

    This varies depending on the shell, but here are the staples:

    The “Shell”: Some kind of container, or an existing marker that you want to mod. Capped PVC pipes, empty deodorant containers, etc. Though it is much easier if the container already has some kind of cap.

    The “Nib”: The felt from a chalk or blackboard eraser, parts of an old sock, hell even a tampon would work as long as it’s absorbent enough to soak up the ink or thinned paint.

    Super glue to keep the nib in place.

    Ink of course, and the kind is up to you. You could also use thinned paint, as that works well too.

    Duct tape, though it might not be necessary.

    The Construction

    Get your container and make sure it’s completely empty, and check to see if it leaks by filling it with water. Empty it after you’re sure there are no leaks. Or if you are modifying an existing marker, rip out the old nib, empty the ink out, and gut any remaining contents. Keep the cap to use after you modify the marker.

    Now that it’s empty, fill it about 3/4 of the way with your preferred ink or thinned paint. Then fold up your nib so it would fit into the container snugly. Don’t make the nib too thick, cut it if you have to, as the ink will have a hard time coming out if it’s too thick. If it’s too thin, the ink will flow out too easily (Though this might be a desired effect if you like drippy writings) Coat the inside of the container with super glue at the top, where you will then stuff the nib into. Don’t stuff it all the way inside, let about half an inch stick out. Put some more glue around the edge to make sure it’s sealed.

    Then after it’s dried, cap it and it’s ready. Your container didn’t have a cap? There are lots of things you could use, such as a cap from another cheap marker, an old film canister, etc. But it probably won’t stay on well, so I suggest you use a cylinder that has an existing cap. If you do find something that looks like it would work as a cap, but it won’t quite stay on, try wrapping duct tape around the container until the cap fits over it snugly.

    Extra Notes

    If you are putting thinned paint in your marker, it would be a good idea to throw in a couple of metal BB’s or a marble before you glue the nib in place, as you would want your paint to be mixed well.

    Also, and this one is important, never put the marker upside down in your pocket! You may think it’s sealed fine, but it can and probably will leak all over the place.

  • Camel Turkish Silver/Gold/Royal Cigarettes

    Camel Turkish Silver/Gold/Royal Cigarettes

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    This is the first of hopefully many cigarette reviews by me. This review is on my favorite cigarettes in the world, the camel turkish blend brands. These are really cool looking cigarettes. They stray away from the average single color filter and have a tan diamond patern filter which looks really fucking cool. Camel comes up with the best designs for the packs and cigarettes i’ve ever seen.

    If you guys want me to review any cigarettes or try any cigarettes before you waste your money on cigs that you don’t like, just ask because i’m willing to be a test dummy Now on to the review:

    Silvers

    Camel Turkish Silver cigarettes are basically the lights of the turkish blend cigarettes. They were the first Turkish blend cigarettes i smoked. I got one from a friend a year or 2 ago because i spotted him one earlier in the day.

    On my way home from school that day, i smoked the silver with a friend who was giving me a ride home and was immediately amazed. I had never smoked such a smooth and mellow cigarette. I took huge drags and i never coughed or felt any pain in my throat the whole time.

    I had smoked Marlboro Lights before but these were much different. These had flavor and they didn’t taste like they were chemically enhanced in any way. The cigarette really accented the flavor of the tobacco and it kind of tasted like vanilla or something really smooth and tasty like that.

    It burned very evenly and decently slow. I really liked that the smoke went into your throat like a cotton candy cloud. It was very smooth and easy going.

    The only thing that i didn’t like was that it wasn’t strong enough. I needed a cigarette that packed more of a punch. I bought a few packs before finding out about Camel Turkish Gold’s.

    Golds

    Camel Turkish Golds are my go-to cigarettes. They are the best tasting cigarette i’ve ever inhaled into my lungs. The taste of the camel turkish golds make me want to never quit smoking.

    The taste of the golds are also very smooth and mellow just like the silvers. For some reason i get the taste of pastries when i smoke them which is not a bad thing at all. Sometimes i get a hint of biscotti when i take a puff and it makes me love them even more

    The burn on these is the same as the silvers. They are just a bit harsher than the silvers but still not strong enough to burn the throat. If you smoke cigarettes then you probably know what a harsh cigarette feels like to your throat so if you can imagine the rush of those cigarettes without the harshness, that is what golds are like.

    Another thing that i noticed is that golds smell really fucking good. They have a really pleasant aroma. It’s a tobacco smell but sweeter and lighter than the normal tobacco smell.

    I’ve bought probably close to 50 packs of Turkish Golds and only until recently have i found out about Turkish Royals. I was weary to try them because I didn’t want to buy them and find out that they are too harsh but i gave in and bought a pack a few weeks ago.

    Royals

    So i bought my first pack of Royals a few weeks ago and another pack yesterday for the sake of writing this review. One thing i noticed about these cigarettes is that they are actually pretty hard to find. I looked all over trying to find them because i didn’t want to order them online and i eventually found a pack at Walgreens.

    I was pretty pumped to smoke one of these bitches because i enjoyed both silvers and golds before it. I packed the pack of cigarettes for about 30 seconds to be sure that i didn’t pack it too tight or too light. I opened the pack and was greeted by the smell of the turkish tobacco and a sweet cake like smell.

    I lit one of these guys up and noticed that it was only a tiny bit harsher than the golds but it had a different taste than the silvers and golds. It had the turkish tobacco taste but it wasn’t as mellow as the others were. The taste was ok but not as good as the golds.

    The burn was a little bit faster than the other cigarettes for some reason but it still went down just as smooth as the other cigarettes. Even though it was harsher than the others, it was still not enough to hurt or burn the throat which made these very enjoyable.

    The taste of these cigarettes are very comparable to Camel No.9’s which is not necessarily a bad thing but it did kind of make me miss the tast of the Turkish Golds. I was kind of hoping that the Royals were just a stronger version of the golds.

    Conclusion

    These 3 cigarettes are ordered like this in my book:
    #1 Golds
    #2 Royals
    #3 Silvers

    I would definitely suggest these cigarettes to any kind of smoker, beginners or experienced. They definitely go out of the normal realm of cigs and take it to a new level of smoothness and tastiness. I will always smoke Turkish blend cigarettes and if you enjoy good tasting smokes then you should give them a try too.

    By :mad:ijuana

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  • Part-time Jobs to Acquire BI-type Skills

    Part-time Jobs to Acquire BI-type Skills

    Part-time Jobs to Acquire BI-type Skills

    Window cleaner: Thief

    Pretty much of all kinds, most common forms being burglary and petty theft (people who leave shit in their back gardens) etc. There’s been many times when I worked this job and I just split the ladder in half, placed one on the other side of the gate and climbed over, no questions asked.

    You don’t actually have to be a window cleaner, just look the part with the materials and typical window cleaning attire. You could follow a cleaner for a while (say for about a month), get to know all of his rounds and how often he comes to do them. Take advantage of this, most people don’t even check when they hear the clanging of ladders, they just asusme it’s their window cleaner (if they’re in, often a fair few of them aren’t in during the day as they go to work), the rest of the community think nothing of it and you’re just their window cleaner so you won’t look suspicious.

    Not to mention, once you get into it and do it quickly and get your prices right you can make a fair bit of money within the week. £500 a week atleast if you’ve got a good round. So it’s not an awful job if you want to go legit either, but fuck declaring tax. That’s an advantage to being self-employed your tax isn’t instantly deducted.

    There’s various scams to pull on window cleaners and their customers too, but that warrants a thread of its own. Just not being caught out by the regular window cleaner is what you have to be careful of, myself and most other window cleaners I know definitely don’t take kindly to that shit.

    Anything you set your mind to really, even a janitor of a corporate building could end up robbing the place easily. It’s all about taking opportunites, thus coming back to the window cleaner example, no one was occupying the house on the day I took this and the windows were wide open, obviously a ladder would be needed to get to the flat roof below the window. If I were so inclined and was that type of person (which I’m not) I could have burgled the shit out of the house.

    Unlike in Scotland, there is no government licensing in The United States, England or Wales – this means anyone can claim to be a window cleaner.

    Forensics: Self-explanitary

    Pharmacist: Self-explanitary

    Gym and security guard or bouncer work too.

    Tax man: Help out your fellow criminals

    This post was mine which spurred off from Entropy’s original post on zoklet:

    There’s a somewhat common pattern of criminals going straight and using the skills they gained in a legitimate manner, especially in tech-related fields (think Kevin Mitnick). It seems that going the opposite direction makes a lot more sense and involves less jail time. If you gain the skills and knowledge legitimately and then apply them illegitimately, you decrease the likelihood of being caught or doing a shit job, because you’re already experienced. Something more along the lines of Breaking Bad, basically.

    I’m looking for ideas of what kind of easily acquirable jobs could help contribute to a future criminal’s skillset. Obviously working for various government agencies (SSA, for example) would be helpful in terms of knowledge, but would be disastrous because you’d be in the system and therefore easily caught. I’m thinking more along the lines of working at a print shop to get experience that you can apply to counterfeiting, things like that.

    I’m writing a novel about a career criminal who used this method to gain experience, and want to make it as accurate as possible.

    By SLIM

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  • BackBreaker Football

    FINALLY we have an alternative to Madden NFL every year. I just picked this game up yesterday and in my mind it is a Madden killer. If they keep this up I will never buy another Madden game again. It uses the same euphoria engine used in GTA4 so the tackles and running are as realistic as it gets. No tackle looks the same. Before I go any further I will point out that Backbreaker does not use real NFL teams since EA bought the exclusive rights. it does not have all the bells and whistles Madden does. Now that’s out of the way so Ill move on to what makes this game great. First off the graphics are great. Also this is the closest to simulation football since NFL 2k5. Remember too this game was made in the UK by a relatively small company on there first try. Many people complained about the camera angle. I actually love it. Instead of the overhead God view of Madden it’s more of a players view. You wont rush for 800 yards per game like in Madden. It’s REALISTIC football. Like I said before it doesn’t have all the polish Madden does it doesn’t even have good announcers. It’s just raw football. Despite some of these flaws it’s amazing especially for the first try. The game is only’y 30 bucks new. So anyone on here that’s a fan of sport games I fully recommend you buy backbreaker. I can assure you it’s worth every dollar. Sorry for the short review I’ll add more to it once I play it some more and learn the game a bit better.

    By DirtySanchez

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  • A Nightmare on Elm Street (not the new one)

    A Nightmare on Elm Street (not the new one)

    I just got the box set a few day’s ago of the nightmare on elm street series. This is what I think of the Series. Here’s my review.

    Nightmare on Elm street

    The first one is very good albeit old. It’s where it all begins when a group of teens end up being killed by there nightmares. Very good movie for it’s age it also features Johnny Depps first role in a film 4/5

    Nightmare on Elm street 2

    A lot of people hated this one because it didnt follow the storyline of the first. I actually enjoyed it a lot. The story is a new kid moves to elm street and Freddy begins taking over his body to do his dirty work for him. Overall I enjoyed it I’ll give it 3 out of 5

    NOES3

    The third one imo is the best in the series. It features a group of teen’s in a mental hospital who begin having nightmares and there deaths are written off by the staff as suicides. It also features Nancy from the first one returned as a psychologist. The special effects in this one were the best of the series. 4/5

    NOES4&5

    I’m putting these 2 together because to me they were the weakest of the series. They turned Freddy into more of a comedy than horror and it didn’t work well. They were semi entertaining so 2 out of 5 for both.

    NOES Freddy’s Dead

    This is the finale of the series and it features another group in a Juvenile facility being killed off and haunted by nightmares. In this one Freddy Krueger is finally killed off. They did an attempt for the end at 3D and it failed miserable. 2/5

    Wes Cravens New nightmare

    This one’s story involves the actress from 1 and 3 battling Freddy because he enter’s IRL. This one also features a cameo of Wes Craven. Despite the somewhat lame story it was very well made and I thought it was one of the better in the series. One thing I hated though was the fact that a small kid (the main characters son) is featured prominently in this film which I didn’t like. 4/5

    Sorry for the short reviews but it was a lot of movie’s to cover in one review. Overall it’s a great series if you enjoy B level horror movies.

    By DirtySanchez

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