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Make Ranch Dressing

Our new contributor Psychotogen, the angry Sous Chef, loves ranch dressing so much, I figured I would post a method. I do all our salad dressings and dips from scratch at work, and the real product is usually much better than store bought, except for Asian Sesame, just can’t figure that one out for some reason. I know I am in a kitchen full of talentless shmucks if they are buying things like cocktail sauce, and chipotle mayo, both of which can be made in under a minute, by a monkey, a handicapped monkey.

Lets start with Ranch dressing.

You will need;
1 cup mayo, not Miracle Whip, it’s too sweet.
1/2 cup sour cream.
2/3 cup buttermilk.
dash of salt, might not need this depending on how salty the mayo you use is.
black pepper, fresh ground, to taste
1 teaspoon minced parsley.
1/2 teaspoon fresh lemon juice.
optional; 1/8 tsp fine minced shallot, 1/8 tsp fine minced red pepper.

Mix it, taste it, tweak it, serve it to inbreds, use as suntan lotion, or to soothe ass chafe, it is very multi purpose.

Feel free to post salad dressing and dip recipe’s here, I will bump the thread with a new addition now and then. If anyone has a good Asian Sesame dressing recipe, I would really appreciate it.

C/O
“asian sesame, I’m stumped, nothing I make tastes right, I attribute it to a lack of polysyllabic food additives”

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