I was browsing UD and I found some interesting positions/routines/acts to try. Here is a compilation of sexual position or routines to try.
European Steamboat
A specific sexual act where the man has rough anal sex with either another male or a female, and right as he is about to ejaculate, he pulls his penis out of the anal cavity and allows himself to cum on the outside of his partner’s butt hole. He then places his face right in front of the butt hole and his partner farts- causing an explosion of semen in the man’s face. The man then has the decision to either injest his own cum or clean it off.
Smash Your Panties
Coitus between a male and female when the female is still wearing her panties, and they must be pulled aside for the man’s penis to penetrate the vagina.
Wet Dog in a Tub
When you try to insert both testicles into your partner’s asshole. the phrase is referring to the inability to keep a dog in a bathtub, much like the inability to keep both your balls in their asshole.
Blumpkin
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
Spiderman
When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey’s web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.
Beethoven
One time this girl was riding me on top and was about to orgasm but I came first and she was pissed so she pinned me down and shook my own semen out of her vagina onto my own chest.“It’s called the Beethoven because it looks like a St. Bernard is slobbering all over your chest when it happens.”
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Simba
After intercourse when you cum all over a girls stomach, you take a swipe off with your index finger, wipe it on her forehead and say “Simba”.
Super Nova
It’s when you give a blow job with pop rocks in your mouth. He seemed to enjoy it, he said there was an added stimulation but it took a while to get used to. For me it was the weirdest thing ever. It’s hard enough to give a solid bj, and then to add the feeling of pop rocks exploding in your mouth, it was a lot to handle. The worst part was when he finished, I was obviously going to swallow, so I had to swallow everything, including the exploding pop rocks.
Unicorning
Strapping a dildo to your head and charging full throttle and drilling the recipient in the vagina or anus.
Eiffel Tower
A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.
The Moose:
Performed classically when your giving it to a chick doggy style. While she’s unaware your doing it, place your thumbs to your temples and extend your fingers. This will look like antlers if properly executed. Then for as long as you feel necesary wave the antlers at the girl. Oringinating out of the depths of Colorado and delivered best by a Sloan.
Nigga Flip
The act of switching from anal sex to going down on a woman in 2 seconds.
Donkey Punch
The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse)
Golden Showers
The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.
Fire Breathing Dragon
Immediately following ejaculation during oral sex, a man covers a womans mouth and punches her in the stomach, causing the ejaculate to be expelled through the nasal passage. it appears that she has magically transformed into a medieval beast. this is only to be performed by brave knights.
Pickle Copter
(sex move) When a man spins another person around like a helicopter while his penis is inserted into either the rectum or vaginal orifice of the other person.
Dirty Dolphin
When doing a girl from behind, you quickly pull out, and attempt to put it in her ass. She turns back to look at you and cries, “enhhh, enhhh, enhhh, enhhh.”
Pink Sock [DO NOT TRY]
(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.
Roman Helmet
While they are passed out, gently and inconspicuously place your fleshy bag on their forehead while carefully laying down your dudemeat down the bridge of their nose in parallel fashion
Alabama Hot Pocket
the art of separating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Alaskan Fire-Breathing Dragon
Getting someone to swallow a load and tickling or hitting them on the side to make the jizz shoot out of their mouth.
Suicide Bomb:
When you take a shit on her titties and wipe it off with pages of the [Scripture], ALSO I AM NOT CONDONING THIS FOR FUCK SAKE I RESPECT PEOPLE’S RELIGIONS EVEN IF I DISAGREE.
Houdini:
Where a buddy hides in the closet, you bang your partner against the window, and then switch, keep their head focused outside, run outside, and yell HOUDINI!
Charizard
While having sex with a girl with pubic hair, light her pubes on fire as you ejaculate. Your semen will put out half of the burning hair, and afterwards while she is flapping her arms about wildly, scream: “YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!” and run out of the room.
Norwegian Steam Engine
This is a sexual maneuver that should only be attempted by level 7 or higher practitioners. You take a girl out to a secluded location in full sized four door sedan.You get in the back seat and start doing her doggy style.It becomes very hot and stuffy,so you roll down the back window.When the girl sticks her head out the window to cool off,you crank the window back up on her neck just far enough as not to choke her but far enough she can’t escape.You duct tape a lit cigar to her mouth and proceed you corn hole her.Every time you thrust,twin smoke rings come out of her nostrils.
Dirty Sanchez:
While fucking doggy style with your finger in her ass, you pull out your finger and wipe the shit on her upper lip, giving her a brown “mustache”.
Thanks to Yarlas (in the comments)
Special thanks to Reddit and Urban Dictionary. I will add more, if you have some more use the comments or better yet use the submission form to submit content.
Dirty Sanchez:
While fucking doggy style with your finger in her ass, you pull out your finger and wipe the shit on her upper lip, giving her a brown “mustache”.
Added to the list. Thanks.