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  • Quick DMT

    INTRO- What Is DMT?

    DMT is N,N,Dimethyltriptamine. It’s an extremely potent hallucinogen that is found in ALL living creatures. After all, it’s the very same chemical that causes your dreams. Some commonly mistake that this drug simply puts you to sleep. This is remarkably off however, as you do dream, but you have FULL consciousness. In fact, many say you are on a higher consciousness with DMT. It’s found in the South American drink Ayahuasca, a drink made from P. Caapi vine (a natural MAOI) and a number of different DMT containing plants. Shamans use it to communicate with ancestors, spirits, deities, and themselves.

    What Kind Of Trip Are We Talking?
    This is based on my personal experience with DMT. The first few times I took DMT, I would feel a GREAT sense of peace, and when I closed my eyes, I saw a kaleidoscope. Then one night I took a bit bigger dose, and found myself in a green/white checkerboard room. As I figured out how to “navigate” the room, everything turned to pitch black, and this alien thing in robes with a glowing DJ mixing table tried to communicate with me by adjusting the crossfader. This is where my obsession with DMT sparked, as this was the single most amazing experience of my life.

    But the more I tried DMT, the more I realized it’s ALWAYS a vastly different experience. Sometimes your eyes close and you visit this amazing world. Sometimes you can’t get your eyes to close while EVERY object around you forms patterns in a 500ft square stacking on top of each other while your brain absorbs every detail and texture at one time. In a nutshell, if you want to see what the human mind is truly capable of, try DMT. Now then, on to the recipe!

    How to make DMT- Based on the Lazyman DMT Tek

    Ok, this method is REALLY simple and has a damn good yield. Here is what you will need… THESE SUPPLIES ARE NON SUBSTITUTABLE. Yes, it may be possible to get the same result with substitutes, but these are KNOWN to work, and work well, and aren’t really hard to find.

    -Powdered Mimosa Root Bark: You can find this all over the internet, typically 1/2lb is about $50 (unless you buy on ebay, much cheaper there, but I hate ebay). This is the DMT containing plant, and has VERY little plant fat, thus no need for defatting (Honestly)

    -NaOH (Lye… Yes, pure lye. Ace hardware is a good place in the states to find this and other ingredients)

    -Naptha- VM&P Naptha from Ace hardware work wonderfully and is very inexpensive. Ronosol no longer works, as they put other shit in it, just like Zippo fluid now.

    -Large mixing Bowl(Stainless Steel or Glass)

    -Distilled Water. Typically a couple bucks a gallon in the baby aisle.

    -A Pipette (or an air tight turkey baster… Many use turkey basters, they just don’t work for shit for me)

    -A small glass dish with a lid. GLASS. Approximately a cup

    -A VERY cold freezer. The colder, the higher the yield.

    -Cheap Electric Mixer

    Process:

    1- Pour 2 Liters(8 cups) of water into mixing bowl with 200g(13 tablespoons) of NaOH

    2- Pour in powdered mimosa root and stir until it’s a THIN soup with no chunks.

    3- Wait half an hour to an hour for the mimosa to break down.

    4- Pour 400mL(1 1/2 cups) of Naptha into the mimosa soup, and mix for half an hour. Yes, mix for half an hour. You will thank me later.

    5- Let sit for an hour or two until you notice the naptha rising to the top and forming an emulsion. Using the pipette, take naptha from the bowl into the small glass jar with a lid. You can do this multiple times, so don’t be afraid to absorb it early. Once you get at least a few tablespoons of naptha, put the lid on the jar and put it in the freezer.

    6- After a couple hours, you should notice the DMT crystals on the bottom of the jar. If the naptha seems cloudy, let it sit in the freezer longer. Then, pour cup into coffee filter into another cup. Once the final bit of naptha evaporates from the glass, you will see the payload.

    7- Repeat 4-6 a total of 3 times. Each pull will get less DMT, and they will be less pure.

    8- Now what to do with the glass of leftover naptha. It’s not 100% drained of DMT. I take a 100W light bulb in a desk lamp and set it over the glass until half the naptha evaporates, freeze, filter, repeat until there is just a little left, then just evap the naptha for the remaining DMT.

    How to smoke it

    Smoking DMT is a bit different than weed. First off, you may look into making a DMT pipe on google. Glass pipes can pretty much be used as is, metal screen pipes are kinda a bitch.

    Dosages:

    10-25mg – Weak Dose
    25-50mg – Medium Dose
    50-70mg – Strong Dose

    Or, for those of us without a good scale, crush your crystals a bit (chop them a little) and do:

    Asprin Tablet(500mg) Sized Pile – Strong Dose
    Half that- Medium Dose.
    Half of THAT- Weak Dose

    No, these amounts aren’t perfect. In fact, I could be WAY off. But these are the effects as I found them via Trial and Error. Just remember, aspirin tablets are compressed, so you aren’t really taking 500mg.

    After deciding your dose, put into bowl. WARNING- THIS WILL TASTE LIKE UTTER AND COMPLETE SHIT! AFTER USING A FEW TIMES IT STARTS BEING JUST ANOTHER TASTE, BUT IT’S AWFUL UNTIL THEN!

    First hit- Flame should just tickle the DMT. You want to melt it and vaporize it, NOT burn it. Hold for 10 seconds, exhale. Your heart rate will increase, as DMT starts taking effect within 6 seconds. IN THE NEXT BREATH:
    Second Hit. This time, don’t be afraid to take a little more of a direct hit. Let the flame touch it, it’s fine, just don’t torch the shit. Hold for 10 seconds, exhale, and again, IN THE NEXT BREATH:
    Third hit. This is the magical hit. You probably already feel that something is changing in your head by now, in fact, you may already be getting pretty fucked up. But this hit separates a good time from a life changing experience. Be a man on this hit. Torch the shit and hit it HARD. This will be your only shot at the last hit. Hold it while you can, but you are most likely by this time as coherent as a schizophrenic vegetable. Close your eyes and go on an amazing journey, or keep them open and see the entire world like you have never seen it before, either way you go it just might change your life. Your pupils may dilate (Mine get sucked into the back of my eye) so make sure to stay around people that are coo. After 20 minutes of real time, the DMT should have worn off (This may feel like years… if you choose, yes, I mean literally years). If you start seeing things that scare you, either shrug it off and enjoy, or open your eyes. It’s that easy. On higher doses, you have full control, but you can still get overwhelmed with a LOT of information at once. A few days ago I sat in the woods for 10 minutes crying with the giant smile on my face because I was seeing the world in 10x optical zoom with NO cropping… as in, zoomed in further, but not losing or distorting the image. A higher resolution if you will.

    FAQs

    Being somewhat of a DMT expert compared to everybody around me, I get a LOT of questions from new DMTVerse journeyers.

    Oh god, can you make it taste better?
    No. You don’t want to ruin the chemistry, and you have to sacrifice for such an amazing journey.

    What if I get a bad trip?
    The cool thing about DMT is you can change your trip or just stop tripping at any point UNLESS on extremely high doses. Even then, I have NEVER had a bad trip on DMT, and I have tried HARD to have one (for science!). I often draw the creatures I see there, and they may look scary as fuck, but you are oddly comforted while you see them. I attribute this to DMT naturally putting you in “I’M SO FUCKING HAPPY” mode.

    Can I try some XXX with it?

    NO! This is just stupid. Here are some mixtures and how they end:
    Alcohol- Great trip, until you pass out. And you don’t remember any of it.
    Weed- Eh, sorta. You get less control of your mind, but it’s a HELL of a high
    LSD- Redundant, your mind would probably just stop working…
    Coke/Speed- Ever seen an ADD kid remember what he was thinking about 5 minutes ago? Me either.

    However, You can mix it with some Syrian Rue or some other MAOI for the effect to last longer than 20 minutes.

    Why don’t you sell this stuff?
    DMT is very rare on the streets, and because of that, sells for some major cash. 70mg can sell for up to $30, and when a pound of mimosa ($100) can make 7.5G, that is some serious bank. But I refuse to sell it. I can’t charge people to visit a world that I do not own, and seriously, DMT is a whole other universe.

    Is sex any good on DMT?
    Fucking amazing, but you may wanna eat a mint first, your breath might ruin her fun.

    Any questions I will answer.

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  • How-to: Assemble a Computer

    So some friends and I attempted to create a TV/YouTube show about basic tech/geeky stuff and we finished the first episode.

    Its kinda like a pilot I guess but I’m hoping Episode 2 will be much better. Anyway, its currently airing on a local channel in my town but I was looking for some feedback/tips/comments, etc. from some people in order to make it a little better.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-GSeDDQMzg

    Thanks, Paco.

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  • The Lazy Man’s Guide – How To Clean Out Your Computer

    The Lazy Man’s Guide – How To Clean Out Your Computer

    Cleaning the dust and crap out of the inside of your computer is often overlooked, and can lead to overheating and broken hardware, which will end up with a poorly performing/broken machine. Fortunately, it is easy to do with the right tools. You will need…

    • Lint Free Cloth
    • Can of air
    • Vacuum Cleaner (Not recommended, but it does the job)

    What’s first?

    You’re going to need to unplug your computer from the mains, remove anything else plugged in (keyboard, monitors etc) and put the computer onto a good, sturdy desk at a height which you can work with comfortably. Then, proceed to unscrew the side of the case. You will be left with something which looks like this…

     

    Next up, find yourself a lint free cloth and start going around the metal casing, removing any substantial dust build ups and push the dust around a little – this helps when you wish to remove it later on.

    You may find that removing things helps – In this image, I have removed several hard drive bays so that I can reach the back of the tower more easily…

     

    At this point, I got started with the vacuum cleaner and brush nozzle attachment. Personally, I find the vacuum an extremely good way of removing dust and other shit buildup from inside the computer. I was working my way around the machine, until I got to the heatsink. If your heatsink is anything like mine, dust can easily get sucked in and settles nicely. To clean the heatsink, remove the fan and take the vacuum cleaner to it, being extremely careful not to be too rough with it.

     

    After taking the vacuum cleaner around all the heatsink and the fans in the case, you should consider removing dust from the front too. On my case, there is a huge fan sitting at the front, which also comes with a dustguard to stop dust from getting into the system. This sometimes gets clogged up, so suck all of the dust from it.

     

    After you have finished removing dust, you can safely replace the side of the case again and plug everything back in. Before turning the computer back on, however, I took the opportunity to clean the screen using some of this wonderful stuff…

     

    It cleans screens fantastically, whatever they are made out of. I also spray this on the outside of my fish tank, as it is a great glass cleaner. Anyway, remove any dust and fingerprints from your screen with this stuff.

    After you have finished all of this, you might want to consider vacuuming the rest of the room too, paying attention to the area in which your computer sits in. If that area is dusty, your computer is going to be dusty too!

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  • How to Create Beep Tunes Using VB

    How to Create Beep Tunes Using VB

     


    Using VB, the internal speaker in your PC, and a couple lines of code, you can create a very basic, yet entertaining tune. To start off, boot up VB and create a new application.

    Place a Button onto the form, like this…

    Double click it, and enter the following line of code…

    Basically, the Console.Beep part is telling the program that it’s going to beep. The 2 values next to it are the pitch of the note, and the duration it will be played for. A quick search on google brings up this list of note pitches and their corresponding values. I’m not sure if they are correct, but whatever.

    GbelowC = 196
    A = 220
    Asharp = 233
    B = 247
    C = 262
    Csharp = 277
    D = 294
    Dsharp = 311
    E = 330
    F = 349
    Fsharp = 370
    G = 392
    Gsharp = 415

    Next, add another line of similar code below it, until you have a tune going on…

    Finally, when you wish to test your tune, hit F5 to debug the application and you can test it out. If there’s any errors in your code, they will be brought to your attention with the debug. If not, then your application will load up. All you gotta do now is click the button!

    Have fun!

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