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  • Hot Railing & Hot Knifing

    A lot of people may not know about this method of ingesting their DOC. It’s is relatively easy to do. The only really hard part is finding the thick glass tube that can withstand the temperature needed to vaporize the substance. The tube needs to be rather thick, I’m talking like a half inch to an inch thick and about 6 inches long.

    I’ll start with the hotrailing:

    You need a blowtorch or either a butane lighter with a large chamber to hold the butane. First make your substance into a line on a flat surface. Take your heat source and heat one end of the glass tube to the temp that would cause a tube of metal of the same size to be red hot.

    MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT PUT THE HOT END IN YOUR NOSE. I have seen this happen and it’s not pretty, funny (to a dickhead) but not pretty. Now hold on nostril shut and inhale the line through the hot end into your other nostril. You will blow out a good cloud of smoke if done right. This method makes the most out of your substance because you do not leave residue in a pipe/stem/whatever. This method is good for meth, heroin, decent coke, and one of my favorites, kief.

    Hot Knifing

    This method is best used for pressed hash. You can use a blowtorch for this too, but if one is not available you can use a stove that has coils. Now you need two butter knives. Use your heat source to heat one tip of the butter knife to red hot. Now be careful having your stove on high for a long time if it is beside your refrigerator. I warped and melted the side of mine.

    Now while knife #1 is heating take your piece of hash and pressed it onto the tip of knife #2. Now cut the nozzle off of a 20oz or 2 litre soda bottle off and have it ready. With some practice you can use a straw and when you get real good at it you don’t need anything.

    Okay hold the bottle nozzle in your teeth while you get the knife with the hash pressed to the tip. Get the knife with the hot tip in the other hand. Now hold them both under the bottle nozzle that is held in your teeth. Blow out all your breath and pressed the two tips together under the nozzle while you are inhaling. If done correctly the hash should vaporize instantly. Enjoy.

    While I’m on hash, another fun way to smoke it is something called a hash monster. Use a paper clip and fold it into something resembling a tripod with one of the points sticking up. Put your ball of hash on the point. Have a small glass ready also. A whiskey glass works well. Light your hash on fire, let is flame for just a split second and blow it out while putting the glass over it. This has to be done on a flat surface. The glass will fill with smoke. Slide a straw under the glass and inhale it.

    All these methods are designed to not waste any hash by not leaving unsmoked residue in your smoking implement. Hope these can entertain at a party and get more for your buck with your hash. If anyone has anything else to add please feel free to do so.

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  • Make An Aluminum Foil Pipe

    This is pretty basic stoner knowledge, but it’s for those that don’t already know.

    Gather the supplies, a pen and a sheet of aluminum foil that’s about 10×10.

    Fold up the sheet of foil until it’s a smaller size, as shown.

    Place your pen and index finger on the foil.

    Roll the foil around both your index finger and the pen.

    Make sure the foil is tight around the pen, except for the bowl piece.

    Fold up the bowl piece you created with your index finger so it doesn’t suck through when you smoke it.

    Test the air flow by taking a hit with nothing in it.

    If there is too much air flow, pinch the bottom of the bowl piece to close it.

    This is the finished product, happy smoking! 8D

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  • Recover From a “Whitey” or “Greenie” After Smoking Too Much

    How to recover after smoking too much weed.

    Ok so there you are, chilling with some mates, passing the joint, bong or whatever and after a while it hits you. A drop in blood pressure, blood sugar and sane thoughts. It happens to the best of us and in my part of the world it’s called a “Whitey” as you go pale and feel like you want to be sick. Some people call it a “greenie” or something else. It differs from region to region. Just don’t be dicks like we were to a kid throwing a whitey at the smokers area in College. He got so much shit thrown at him, abuse hurled and thrown into a fence, eventually puking on one of the biggest dicks there. Pretty funny.

    So what causes them?

    Cannabis affects the blood sugar and pressure levels. It explains the red-eye and wooziness people sometimes experience.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitey_%28drugs%29
    Whiteying is perceived by the stoner subculture as the result of using too much cannabis within too short a period of time. In fact the factors that usually facilitate fainting, such as tiredness, lack of fluids and food, and a hot and humid environment, as well as natural hypotension, are just as important as the amount of cannabis involved. Therefore, one can ‘throw’ a whitey having used only what may be regarded as a perfectly moderate dosage. Whiteying sometimes involves vomiting and shakiness. It has been alleged in some internet sites that Whiteying (in this case, vomiting) is a result of having low blood sugar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=whitey%20weed
    Happens when smoking too much weed, you go pale, feel dizzy and drowsy, and start to vomit. When on a whitey you often stop talking. If you whitey keep smoking more weed, until you have passed it. Sleeping while on a whitey makes you spin out and feel worse.
    Enough with the science, faggot. How do I avoid these?

    Know your body…
    No, not fapping. Just know your limits. Much like drinking (Yes I hate making weed/booze comparisons as there is none, but the theory still stands). Basically smoke in different situations, mindsets and areas to know where your anxirty levels are, and more importantly to realise what causes you to feel ill. Do you feel worse when you walk? How about uphill? What about at a party situation with all those people? Everyone reacts differently, so knowing your limits is a great way to be more comfortable after a bad experience.

    The “tolerance adjustment” method
    For this you will need access to a large quantity of Cannabis. The higher potency the better. Right, now smoke that in a week and raise that tolerance, bitch! If you are used to feeling less stoned than you usally do, then this is a good method. Oh, and if you have a load of weed lying around or the funds to afford it.

    The “sweet munchies” method
    As reccommended by myself. I smoked a 1g blunt of Lemon Skunk (I Used to grow) before i boarded the bus to College (High School for American folk). It was all going swimmingly until I got the warm feeling of vomit in my throat. Music soon became evil, tunnel vision set in and I had to get help. I actually texted reject from &T and he said to “eat something sugary or minty” and it will soon subside. I suppose it makes sense as your blood sugar lowers, so eating or drinking sweet things rebalances it. Kinda like Diabeetus. When I got to College after gorging on Ice Gems I bought a Lucozade and sat red-eyed in my lecture, and sure enough I felt better within 30 minutes. Of course, it depends on if you just ate etc. Times do vary.

    The gum method
    Sometimes minty things also help. A bit of gum, or some mint sweets. No idea why, but it kinda works. Just don’t have too many and get the shits as a result.

    The “Anchor” method
    My Counsellor actually taught me this for bouts of Anxiety.
    Close your eyes, relax.
    Notice 5 things you can hear. Think fo them and picture them.
    Notice 5 things you can touch. Anything. Cock included. Whatever. Just chill and realise your place in the scheme of things.
    Now open your eyes and notice 5 things you can see. What colour are they? What do they do?
    Just realise and bring yourself back. Works quite nicely.

    The Music method
    Not the best, but put on some good tunes. Just relax. Realise it’s only temporary, and you are not alone.

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  • Tricks, Tips and Rules of Selling Weed

    Tricks, Tips and Rules of Selling Weed

    First off there are much easier and safer ways of making a buck than selling illegal drugs. however if you feel compelled to eventually get arrested and thrown in jail, but make money during that process then this might aid you in your endeavor.

    RULES
    rule 1: never tell anyone who you buy from
    rule 2: never tell anyone how much you buy at a time AND FOR HOW MUCH
    rule 3: never negotiate prices with anyone because once you do they won’t respect you (there are other ways of ensuring repeat customers that i’ll get into later)
    rule 4: start out slow
    rule 5: expect to be jumped, bothered at all hours of the day and night, pulled over with drugs on you, an upsurge of new “friends”, an upsurge of new enemies (notice there are no quotes around enemies because they are most definitely real and there whether you know about them or not), an upsurge in the amount of time spent around addicting drugs (yes weed is addicting).
    rule 6: have an existing plan of action for dealing with each of the situations listed above
    rule 7: NEVER FUCKING TELL ANYONE WHO YOU BUY FROM, HOW MUCH YOU BUY AT A TIME, AND FOR HOW MUCH!!!!! fucking retards make this mistake all the time. i know it’s moronic and i’ve fucked people over because they got too high and let me weasel it out of them.

    TIPS
    tip 1: once you find a source of cheap and abundant weed whether growing it yourself or selling it for a friend or whatever your situation, make sure you do everything you can to hold on to it.

    tip 2: start selling weed at a cheaper than average price, but not so low to make you lose money. pretty much just break even or smoke for free until you get your client base up and then bring the prices up to normal.

    tip 3: once you have your client base do everything you can to hold onto them. this includes smoking out each and everyone of them. do not do this every time just about every third or fifth time. only do a bowl or small joint and then disappear saying you have to go meet someone else in a few and you need to get something to eat or any other BS story. i made myself look like i had plenty of people coming to me and that i thought he/she was cool enough to take a smoke break with. they will like you and remember that, whether they realize it or not.

    tip 4: GET THE MONEY FIRST lol this seems like common sense, but i’ve gotten to lackadaisical and forgotten to collect my due. don’t judge me asshole lol

    tip 5: be friendly and smile, but not to friendly. as soon as they try to intrude on any of your rules get real serious real quick. don’t piss them off or leave any tension behind, but nip that shit in the bud as quickly and diplomatically as possible.

    tip 6: if they ask you to weigh it out in front of them just do it. never let them catch you intentionally trying to gyp them, make sure it always comes out to within .2 of what it’s supposed to be. if it’s .2 short put more in there saying “hmm i guess it was off balance”. (we will go over ways to gyp them in more discreet ways later in the tricks section).

    tip 7: build up a tolerance to weed so that you stay more alert after smoking with others. do memory exercises and don’t get lazy. remember you’re not buying it for your own use, you’re the guy/girl selling it trying to make money so remember that! this might sound a little strange, but the last thing you want to do is forget anything because you were to high. inversely you can just say you’re good because you just smoked (this is best, but can be suspicious if done to often). i don’t recommend doing this with any drug other than weed!!

    tip 8: never hold more than you think you need to at any given time. what i mean is if you’re going to sell a g to some high school punk then only take that g and maybe a bowl if you decide to smoke them out this time. this may be inconvenient at times, but it saves you in the long run from the police and people who want to beat you up and steal your shit, sometimes they are one in the same. this goes for money as well, don’t take any with you at all. (more on this later in the tricks section)

    tip 9: don’t let them know where you live if at all possible.

    tip 10: find a niche and fill it like i did your girlfriend. i’m sorry that was uncalled for, i apologize. what i mean is if you live in a town where there are a bunch of rich kids that buy dro all the time then start selling regular. sell them on the point that its more for parties and it lasts them a lot longer (it really doesn’t). also the reverse is true. if you live in a town where everyone buys reggie then start selling dro. sell them on the point that it will get them higher (it will and they’ll start coming to you after they see that). it’s all about quality vs. quantity.

    TRICKS
    trick 1: there are many many ways to gyp your clients, some more sinister than others. i’m not going to give away all of my secrets, but i’ll leave you with a few that are tried and true.

    – spray bug spray (raid or something) on the nugs. this stuff doesn’t evaporate so it adds weight to them. this one is fucked up, but hey, you’re a drug dealer so stfu or get a real job you douche. this can also be risky, but so is selling drugs.

    – if you have multiple scales find one that consistently says there’s more than there really is and use this one for everything. take it with you in case they want you to weigh it in front of them. even if it’s only by .1 that shit adds up son!

    – hype your stuff up all the time and believe it yourself. if it’s an okay batch sell it like it’s the shit you had before that was awesome. if it’s awesome then joke around about how it made you forget how to read. the dumber the shit you say the more it works. “you remember that shit i had last time? this is like that, but it tastes waaaay better.” “you remember that good shit you got last time? well this is the motherfucking pump station!” “that shit last time? oh yeah, it may have looked better, but this shit right here? this shit right here! it’ll make you feel like you just had sex with your mom!!” lmao i’ve literally said all kinds of this shit.

    – i can’t tell you everything i know because it’ll violate some of my old rules. even though i haven’t sold in years old habits die hard. just be creative and build your own arsenal. it’s like when your dad makes chili and it’s the bomb, but he never tells you how, all he says is, “it’s part of becoming a man, coming up with your own recipe” or something along those lines. i’m still perfecting my chili on my own and so you should perfect your selling methods on your own.

    trick 2: there are many places you can go to make lots of money in a short amount of time. some are more risky than others, but they all have one thing in common. you have to bring large amounts of bud with you. this is very risky for several reasons. first off you don’t want to pre-package your shit into a bunch of smaller bags because if you get caught that’s automatically intent to distribute. secondly you don’t want to keep all your shit in one bag because you may come across the wrong person who will just take everything you have from you by force or stealth as soon as they find out you’re carrying that much. so pick your poison.

    – parties, you will hear about lots of events through your drug network and you should take advantage of these. don’t worry about not being invited, everyone will know who you are and will be glad to see you. these events are good for two things, selling lots of weed and building your reputation. start buy rolling a blunt elsewhere and bringing it in and passing it around with any and everyone. don’t worry about getting high yourself, but make sure you do take a hit or two. this will show them you’re badass and get their craving for more started at the same time! isn’t it great!? after that proceed to sell your ass off in whatever fashion you see fit. “oh no i don’t have any more blunts i was just stopping by, but i got some more i can sell you before i leave if you want.”

    – hookah bars, these are much more risky, but you know most of the people partaking smoke weed too. there are often police near these places and even rent-a-cops inside who contrary to popular belief will bust your shit wide open. at places like these i usually do the pre-package thing so it’s quicker cause i don’t know these fucks.

    – the bars/clubs, these are just as sketchy, but well worth it if you know what you’re doing.

    DON’T FORGET RULE 4! don’t get overzealous. acquire your skills first. you need to have run from the police and dealt with other people and won first a few times before you get your feet wet at night spots.

  • How to Dry, Cure, and Flavor your Weed!

    How to Dry, Cure, and Flavor your Weed!

    By bornkiller

    How to dry, cure, and flavor your marijuana!

    Source Here
    Are you ready for the 420 shacks crash course in curing your marijuana? Get ready to take some notes, Today we’re going over drying, air curing and flavor curing. Curing your marijuana buds is done to remove all of the chlorophyll, and left over salts and nutrients the cannabis plant built up over its growing period. After today’s lesson you should be able to dry and cure your marijuana.

    Air Curing
    Air curing is the process of utilizing the oxygen in the air to oxidize the chlorophyll and break it down on a chemical level. The process can take anywhere from 2-4 weeks. Air curing marijuana allows for a stronger aroma, which is very important for taste and flavor. 

    Drying the marijuana out
    The first step involved after harvesting is the drying process. Take your marijuana branches, and hang them upside down so the fan leaves can droop over the buds. The drying process can take 2 weeks to 2 months depending on where you live and the place you choose to dry at. Desert climates dry faster than tropical or mountainous areas. The location of where you hang the newly trimmed marijuana branches, should be a cool dark place free from moisture and humidity, with a good ventilation system. Check the marijuana everyday to prevent the accumulation of mold and mildew. Once the fan leaves turn crisp and can break off easily, then start trimming off ONLY the fan leaves. Now you can hang your marijuana buds up to dry again, as they will still be moist. Allow the little marijuana leaves to droop and cover the buds. Repeat the checking process everyday, until the little leaves turn crisp and can break off easily. Time to manicure! now all you have to do is trim off all the extra plant stuff. The buds should still be a little moist at this stage of the drying process.
    Some of the marijuana buds will be smokeable by this point, but we need to cure it! Resist temptation!

    This marijuana has been trimmed and is hang drying.

    Bag the marijuana up

    The second step requires a brown paper bag, any brown grocery bag will work great. This step can be tricky so pay attention! Place your trimmed buds into the brown paper bag loosely. Don’t fill a bag up past 3-4 inches from the bottom. Don’t close the bag yet, We still need to let it air dry, and we want to prevent mold! Check on the buds everyday! Shake the bag around gently, rotate the marijuana. This will ensure an even dry. The marijuana buds will compact and shrink down naturally as the bag step is nearing completion. There is nothing better than repeated, hands-on checking to prevent damage to the marijuana buds from mold and mildew.The marijuana is now fully smokeable, but we can get it even better!
    Air curing the marijuana to finish it up
    The last step only takes 7-10 days. Go out and buy mason jars! You need airtight glass jars. Take all of your marijuana buds and place them loosely into the glass jars. Make sure you cover it with the lid, and seal it up. At least once a day open each jar to replace the air inside. Stir around the marijuana buds to get an even cure. Check the marijuana everyday, if you notice mold or mildew, throw away the moldy buds, and then take the good bud out of the jars and put them back in the bag step for a few days. The longer you let it cure in jars the better the aroma gets. You can develop great characteristics in this stage.
    DONE!
    A marijuana bud is completely dry, cured, and ready for consumption when the stem in the middle of the bud breaks easily with the fingers. The snap is easy to detect with practice. The marijuana buds now can be sealed and stored for a really long period of time, provided they are in your jars, airtight, and away from light. Light destroys THC.

    Storing marijuana in mason jars is great for longevity.

    How to add flavor to your marijuana
    Flavor curing your marijuana, is the method of using non-cannabis ingredients to enhance the natural aroma, and taste. The term flavor curing should not be taken as a method to change the flavor of the marijuana.
    Things your going to need to flavor cure
    Since you’ve already got the mason jars, now your gonna need some kite string, and some cheesecloth, and some flavoring agents. Common flavoring ingredients: lemons, limes, oranges, bananas, mango, apples, watermelon, fresh coconut shavings, garlic. The list is endless really.
    The marijuana flavoring process
    Pick out your favorite flavor, fruits with a hard rind work the best. Take your fruit piece, and wash it Thoroughly. Using a cutting board, cut each fruit in half, and coop out all the insides. We are after the rinds. You’ll want to end up with a good amount of rinds. Eyeballing here is key, experiment until you find the right amount of flavor for you. Its important NOT TO PEEL THE FRUIT. Juicing or spooning out the flesh leaves a layer of oils inside the skin that we want to keep.
    Preheat your oven to 300 degrees F. place all of your rinds on a cookie sheet, make sure the rinds are inside up on the sheet and bake them for about 6 to 7 minutes. Take them out and let them cool. Carefully cut all of the rinds into tiny strips. Take your cheesecloth and lay it out. Directly in the center, place all of your shredded fruit rinds. Bring the edges up together and tie it up. It should look like a bouquet or a balloon. The key here is to make a TIGHT ball. Take the flavor ball, and place it inside your mason jar full of marijuana. Don’t let it actually touch the marijuana, instead fold a corner of the cheesecloth over the side and screw on the lid over it. This way the flavor ball hangs above the marijuana. Now, remember to check your jars and open them up everyday to refreshen the air. The longer the fruit is in the jar with the marijuana, the better the taste will become. I like to let my marijuana flavor cure for 60 days, replacing the fruit rinds in the flavor ball every 10 days.
    If you have a bag of weed that has lost it’s goodness from drying out. Try putting a couple of drops of alcohol (Whiskey, Bourbon, Vodka, Rum etc,etc) into the bag or a sealed container. Don’t put shit loads in there, just a couple of drops. The weed absorbs the alcohol vapour and brings it back to life. It even brings quite a bit of that skunky smell back to life. Shit works.
    That’s my 50c worth….
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