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Swimming Pool Lockers

by om3ga


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I don't know if U.S anarchists can relate to this as I live in England but hear me out nonetheless, even though i talk bollocks :)

In swmming pool changing rooms, there are normally loads of lockers, you know, the ones with the keys in. The customer has to put either a token or 50 pence or somthing. These used to be refundable, but some capitalist bastard thought it would be a good idea to charge the swimmers 50p every time they wanted to go in their locker. So a friend of mine told me this trick on how to get the key out every time without filling a narcs pocket with beer money.

Okay, here goes; the key should be upright when you approach the locker. [Using the "conventional method", putting in your token will allow you turn the key all the way round and be removed] But we don't wanna do that. What you do is turn the key as far anti-clockwise at it will go, then hit the key hard using the heel of your hand [hurts] or a shoe [well you aren't going swimming in your shoes are you?] and it should *click* - this should do the trick.

Another point about lockers, if you get a key and don't intend to use the locker, keep it. The management always have spares and if they see a locker that has been unopened for a few days, they will put in the spare as a replacement. This allows the holder of the original to access the chosen locker whenever someone else is using it.

 
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