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Christmas Destruction

by Anonymous


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It is very simple why many people do things like egging, or TPing houses. They want to either get back at someone or for the rush. When christmas rolls around and you need something a little more thrilling this is what one could do...

Shorting X-mas lights

Take a large paper clip and bend it into a U shape. At the base of the U wrap either electrical tape or rubber bands. This is the handle and it will keep you from being electricuted. The tips of the paperclip need to be bent close enough togather that they will slip in the plugs of an electrical socket(about a centimeter or 2). This tool will short out all household electrical sockets or at least catch them on fire. Christmas lights however are weaker and will short out easier. Just find the end of a strand and jam the tool into the outlets where the next strand would fit in. The entire strand will go out and become trash. If you cant find the end just pull out a few bulbs in random places. One last option if you have enough time is to pull the strands out of the bushes and wrap them togather. The time it takes them to untangle the lights will be 10 times as long as it will take you to ball them up.

The bigger glass bulbed strands will go out if you kick the bulbs hard enough.

Christmas lawn ornimants

Around christmas time you will see an array of decorations that may need a delinquents touch. Some favorites that come to mind are...

Multiple reindeer can be postitioned in sexual positions which after a few times will drive the home owners insane.

Some nativity scenes can also be rearranged to show mary and Joey's love, while baby Jesus can wonder off with his new anarchist friends.

Sometimes it isn't the position that is funny but the place. I couldn't tell you how many Santa's I have seen hit by cars on bussy corners.

Cardboard cutouts of large male reproductive organs can be easily taped or stapled to all sorts of wooden figurines.

That is all I have for now so have fun with it!

 
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