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Fun With Other People's Cars

by buddycole


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One thing that's funny to do is go to a parking lot late at night, you know like at the mall. When no one is aound take some long chain you got (steal the shit if you don't got) and lock it around the axle of the car, then with more chain attached to the same car, attach it to the axle of the car right next to it. Keep doing this to every car beside it, then get in a safe position and watch the fun when some asshole tries to back out and he pulls 10 cars with him!

Another fun thing to do that involves chains and a parking lot at night is to go up to a car parked in front of those tall lamp posts. Take your chain and lock it around the axle, then wrap it around the lamp post and run off. Hopefully when the poor driver backs out he will pull the whole axle off his car or knock down the fuckin' lamp post.

Go up to some shithead's car that looks like it has a very expensive exhaust and with a lot of muscle in your leg, step on the big exhaust tip and bend that sucker to the ground. That'll teach the asshole.

If your too scared to go to a parking lot (pussy!) then just go around your neighborhood, or someone elses to have fun. Do this late at night, you'd be surprised to see how many people don't turn on their outside lights. Do anything, egging cars is the best because egg fluid actually removes the paint from a car. Just pick the most expensive one you see in someone's driveway. Ah, the originals, super gluing the windshield wipers down, sugar in the gas tank, and just smashing the fuckin' windows and slashing those tires.

When hunting down cars to have "fun" with look for Jeep Wranglers. These usually only have a canvas top that unzips, so you can reach right in and unlock to the car and have fun. Most of these Jeeps are owned by people who love to offroad, so before you have your fun look around for some goodies to take with you, mostly walkie-talkies and tool kits. Slash all the rubber windows, beat on that maual stick till that motherfucker comes off, beat the gauges in, hell even piss in the car if you can get away with it, and here's the best part, the hoods on these things are only clamped down, so why don't you just fuck up that engine. Steal some parts too, they are worth alot.

 
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