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Bored in Class!
by enigmatistic14
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- Stare at your teacher until he/she gets freaked out.
- Stare at your teacher, close your eyes, and study the after image.
- Start to yawn and see how many people you can get to yawn too.
- Scratch yourself. Go ahead, scratch yourself. When somebody looks, just smile at them meekly.
- Stare at another student and do not look away no matter what he/she does.
- Take the pocket hook off of the top of your pen and use it as a finger board.
- Stare at the ceiling and try to make something out of the dots.
- Pretend that you are reading a very complicated book, but hold it upside-down.
- Try to memorize the entire dictionary.
- Try to see how long you can hold your breath.
- Convince yourself that pain is just your imagination.
- Start singing one of your favorite songs really loud.
- Start talking to your pencil, and act like your pencil is talking back.
- Insist that you are Mariah Carey whether you are boy or girl.
- Fake that you are having a ciezure.
- Start laughing uncontrollably.
- Arm wrestle yourself.
- Try to follow with your mouth what the teaher is saying.
- If your teacher asks you a question, tell him/her that another student knows the answer.
- Make your pencil fly.
- Keep saying that you would like to go to Hawaii.
- Make your fingers do a can-can dance.
- Ask your teacher the same question he/she asks you. When he/she won't say, tell him/her that if he/she can't answer the question, why did he/she ask you the question in the first place.
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