PRANK CALLING IS A MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by chris
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its 3 am on a friday and my friend ill call J said lets prank call your friend's mom.so we dial *67(to make the name on her caller id say 'blocked')then the rest of the number (RING)(RING)(RING)(RING()RING) (remember its 3 in the morning)
friends mom "hello"
me (i had a voice changer) "im in your backyard with a machetti..."
friends mom "its 3 in the morning"
me "i know and im gonna fucking kill you bitch"
friends mom "WHAT!!!! if i find out who this is ill call the cops and tell your parents"
me "(snickering) not if i slice your titties off and fry them in a skillet and watch them flop around and eat them(more snickering)"
friends mom "im gonna have this calltraced"
me "ok bitch" (CLICK)
Now i could have stopped here but nooooooooo...im a dumb fuck
30 mins later
(ring)
friends mom "hello?"
me "can i fuck you"
friends mom "i just talked to the sheriff and this call is being traced"
me "the police cant do shit i star 67'd yo nice ass"
friends mom "im gonna press charges"
me "fuck the police" (CLICK)
ok so shes my BEST friends mom remember this. the next day her son calls me(my friend ill call m) and says they had a prank call so i play dumb for 30 minutes.
later that night i called a fat ass ill call d he has police connections
anyways i tell him ill cut off his fucking dick and put it down his throat and make him choke to death on cum (and so on and so on) funny funny right? FUCK NO
j calls me and says the police just visited him and my grandma finds out and fucking flips on me
the fat ass boys parents are takind it to the D.A. and my ass could be in juevy.plus school is tomorrow and my ass is gonna get kicked i bet.
so remember
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