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10 Commandments of Anarchy
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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF ANARCHY
by
Lord Cartigan
First off, a couple definitions for you if you're a certified idiot or
something..
anarchy (n) 1. Absence of government. 2. Lawless confusion and political
disorder. 3. General disorder
anarchize (v) 1. To promote or foster anarchy. 2. To support or condone
anarchistic ideals.
boutonneire (n) A bouquet or flower worn in the buttonhole.
Now let's talk about 'em one at a time..
(I). While in the act of anarchy, any form of government (Officer McLeary - you
remember him from the signing files, don't you - The local Mayor, Governor,
Senator, or any such) has a pronounced detrimental effect on your freedom.
The general idea is to avoid all this.
(II). As most anarchy is against the law to some degree, it's certainly
"lawless", and the general idea is to raise havoc and create mass panic,
"disorder" sort-of encompasses all this.
(III). No one's asking you to be specific -- Be as general as possible while
anarchizing. Diversification is the sign of a true anarchist!
(IV). Anarchizing is just that - COMMITTING anarchy. Now you can't quite
commit something and not "promote or foster" it, can you?
(V). If you don't support it, ABORT THIS FILE IMMEDIATELY. Your kind disgusts
me, and I hate getting within 10 feet of you. Your mega-conservative ideals
revolt even ME, the most conservative of all Thought Police!
(VI). Ignore VI..
And now, what you've ALL been waiting for!
(Drum roll, please..)
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF ANARCHY
1. Thou shalt NOT commiteth anarchy while legally imposed upon by any
traffic control device. (Like a red light, stop sign, etc..)
2. Thou shalt NOT commiteth anarchy involving anyone over 3 inches taller
than, or 45 pounds heavier than thou.
3. Thou shalt NOT commiteth anarchy in the presence of any Agent of the
Law. (See (I))
4. Thou shalt makest every attempt to avoideth commiting anarchy in a 4- or
small 6-cylender car. (Chases are an integral part of anarchy, and you DON'T
want to be on the losing end of one!)
5. Thou shalt carry at least 2 instruments of physical abuse for every 3
people in the car. (Such instruments would include baseball bats, crowbars,
thick metal poles, 6+ inch hunting knives, .44's, rifles, and the like.)
6. Thou shalt NEVER commiteth anarchy whilst alone. (C'mon, don't be TOO
much of an idiot..)
7. Thou shalt make every attempt to avoideth committing anarchy in any car
lacking a FULLY function horn, fully functional brakes, or a frame.
8. Thou shalt keepeth each door locked at ALL times, unless opening it is
involved in the anarchy. Thou shalt be fully prepard to roll the windows up
at any point.
9. Thou shalt direct thine anarchy at a high rate at homosexuals, members
of the negroe race, small children, mentally retarded citizens, employees of
any institution thou happenst to be patronizing at the time, and people
wearing paisley clothing or boutonneires.
10. Thou shalt make every attempt to avoideth committing anarchy with any
members of the female gender in the anarchizing crew. (Such members tend to
be more readily offended by crude sexual jokes, and repeated fondlings.)
Remember, have fun, and ALWAYS respect The Spirit of '86!
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