Forging Signatures Made Easy

by DragonSpirit

So, you want to know how to forge signatures easily and safely, and best of all, for free. In this article I assume you want to forge your teachers signature or parents signature. I am in no way responsible for if you fuck up or get caught, forging signatures can be a serious offence in some situations.

What you will need

1. As many different pens as you can find, ideally many different shades of blue or dark blue, including black, and in some cases rare colors such as Red.
2. At least 1 signature you seek to forge, easy to get, especially with teachers (just ask them to sign a piece of work to show your parents that she checked it or something, be creative)
3. A flat surface (such as a table, dont worry, i have faith in your mental prowess in finding one)
4. Document where you want the signature to appear on

Process

This may take several tries and some practice, but is possible, and easy after a few times. Put the sheet with the signature on it over the sheet where you want the signature. You may have seen this method used by forensic investigators to recognize forged signatures. Place it over, use a powerful desk light, or simply eye co-ordination to pinpoint exactly where you want it to appear.

Use the pen or pencil, and push in on the paper very very slightly as you run the letters, if you do it too hard it will be obvious as the ink will be very deep in the paper (careful not to rip it). Just slightly, enough to be seen on the other paper. Once this is complete, check so you didnt make it too deep, again, I suggest you practice before attempting to forge the real paper.

Now, this is the hardest part of this, you have to run the pen throughout the tiny groove you left from the other paper, simply run it through the imprint you left. Slowly and carefully, if you screw up your screwed, people are very cunning (especially teachers) on seeing when their signature has been tampered with. Slowly fit the pen into the groove and, preferably in shorter strokes write out the whole signature, again, dont press too hard.

This needs a steady hand and patience, but the results are very very good, I have been using this well over 3 years with no suspicion from anyone. If you decide to use short strokes, be careful not to make the letters look jagged or torn, in which case its kind of obvious, I suggest keeping the pen on the paper at all times and going through carefully, the first time through it may take you well over 10 minutes, but the results will be picture perfect.

Enjoy the article, I hope it helps you in getting out of sticky situations such as horrendous report cards or other "notices" from school, Permission slips and anything in between. Use it well.