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Lawn and Garden: A Thieve's Utopia
by insanitarium
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Alright, I'm tired of hearing all the old stories rehashed time after time. Magic bags, stuffing things in your pockets, removing the tags... these methods of shoplifting are getting old. It's time for a revolution!
This will enable you to steal from any store with a fenced-in lawn and garden section. Fill a shopping cart with the items that you want to steal. Push your cart into the lawn and garden section. Try not to act to suspicious. Inspect the flowers, contemplate the hoses. Now walk over to the fence. Your friend has parked the getaway car outside, where he should be waiting. Here is the trick. Wait until the clerk isn't looking, and start hurling the merchandise over the fence to your partner, who can stuff it in the car. When it is all given to him, or someone notices, it's time to make your getaway. Most Walmarts have an opening in the gate you can just walk out at. You could have just wheeled the contraband this way, if not for the sensors. If not, you'll have to either climb the fence or make a risky run through the store. Somehow, you need to get to the car and zoom off into the sunset. Mission Accomplished.
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