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Shoplifting FOR REAL

by RayMan


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Go in , Act real busy, DO NOT LOOK AROUND BEFORE YOU POCKET SHIT look around for witnesses after you get the shit.If a customer saw you Just smile and GET THE FUCK OUT DO NOT BUY SHIT as youre waiting in line security is comeing to wait outside the front door.

Geting away... i allways have a bycycle waiting by the EXIT door ALSO you must have the balls to run or fight if you need to ...One time a security guard tryed to jack my ass on my way out from stealing about 300$ worth of mac3 turbo blades which i sell to support my meth habbit i ran back into the store and turned and pepper sprayed the shit out of him and THANK GOD got away safe.

IF an employee starts to follow you or you get a BAD FEELING put the shit back and go to another store .when a security alarm goes off gogogogo on youre bike never stop. ALSO try not to hit a store more then 2 times a month or you will be reconized.DO NOT STEAL FROM MOM N POP SHOPS or any korean/iraq type of stores cause those dudes will fight like hell for their shit AND LASTLY stop shoplifting you dumbass get a job or commit a crime that pays better and never drink alchahol and steal.

im out on bail right now for geting caught stealing 23.00 worth of fuckin ravoli and i was so drunk i dont even remember doing the shit.now my nickname in jail is chef boyardee/spegetti/ravoli ect...

Fuckin Ray from Anaheim CA

good luck

 
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