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Bina's Rant
Rant On
The KKK is endorsed by Procter and Gamble, who also supports the
satanists, and who sold Mrs. Field's cookie recipe to Neiman Marcus for
$2,000 after the kiddie tatoos laced with LSD that were supposed to be
used for satanic ritual abuse at that day care center in Beaufort were
mistakenly eaten by the choking doberman who was bitten by the snake that
came out of the fur coat that was worn by the escaped homicidal maniac
whose hook prosthesis was found hanging from the door of the car of the
teenagers who high-tailed it out of a lover's lane when they heard that
he had escaped and then went to the pot party where the kids who were
supposed to be babysitting got high on marijuana and were so stoned they
accidentally put the baby in the oven instead of the turkey that makes
you sleepy because it contains tryptophan because the microwave was ruined
by the exploding poodle that the girl with the beehive hairdo that turned
out to contain roaches who had gotten an automatic "A" at college because
her roommate had committed suicide had put in to dry after it had gotten
wet chasing the vanishing hitchhiker who had tried to warn the girl that
her insides were cooked because she had stayed too long under the sun lamp
at the local tanning salon while her dad poured a load of concrete into
a new convertible parked outside of the house because he thought it
belonged to a guy who was having sex with his wife but was really a prize
he had won in a contest at that radio station that played rock records
that contained hidden commands and subliminal messages planted by the
Jews, international bankers, the Trilateral Commission, the Council on
Foreign Relations, the Illuminati, the New World Order, multinational
corporations, right wing militias, Jerry Falwell, the Christian Coalition,
Planned Parenthood, and the spooks at Hanger 18 of Area 51 in Dreamland
who performed the autopsies on the aliens who crashed at Roswell, New
Mexico while on a mission to abduct people and conduct weird sexual and
reproductive experiments on them because they knew we use only ten percent
of our brains and that engineers had "proven" that bumblebees can't fly
and that sugar wakes you up even if you're a CIA agent who has recovered
memories about conspiring with organized crime and anti-Castro extremists
to kill JFK with a magic bullet, and then killed dozens of other people
whose odds of all dying within the period in which they did are
infintesimal even if you don't count their near-death experiences in which
an angel guided them to the light before they were called back because it
wasn't time for them to die like Mikey from the Life cereal commercials
did after eating Pop Rocks(R) candy when his friend Alice Cooper who was
Eddie Haskell on Leave it to Beaver woke up after a one night stand in a
hotel only to find that the girl he was with was gone and had written
"Welcome to the world of AIDS" in lipstick on the bathroom mirror which
terrified him because he knew that it is just as easy to get AIDS from
heterosexual intercourse as it is from homosexual sodomy with an IV drug
user because when the US government created AIDS to commit genocide
against blacks who aren't adversely affected by the minimum wage with the
aid of Korean grocers who don't give anything back to the community they
knew that Anne Klein had said on the Donahue show that she didn't want
blacks buying her clothes because when the poison they put in that fried
chicken at Church's so The Rich could keep the poor down because they
can't be rich if nobody is poor there would be a massive coverup like the
Philadelphia Experiment or the carburetor that can allow a car to get 100
mpg in perpetual motion just like Nikola Tesla had done a hundred years
ago using the same principal that Uri Geller uses to bend spoons and
psychic friends use to give you valuable insights that improve your life
for amusement purposes only while smoking a cigarette that has no more
been proven to give you cancer than evolution has been proven to occur
because it's only a theory and there are no transitional fossils and it
violates the second law of thermodynamics unlike creation science which
is not religious and fear of irradiated food which is rational because we
know it's bad just like the assault weapons that are more dangerous than
other semi-automatic weapons because they look scary and ugly and they're
ok to ban because the second amendment wasn't meant to preserve the rights
of individuals against the state like the other nine amendments in the
Bill of Rights but instead is the only amendment designed to protect the
state against individuals because if there is no effective way to keep
guns out of the hands of criminals the next best thing is to keep them
out of the hands of law abiding citizens and make sure only the state has
them because countries where the state doesn't permit its citizens to own
guns are never oppressive and the government doesn't become arrogant and
intractable and corrupt because the government can improve our lives by
suspending the laws of supply and demand to make prices fair and deciding
how many people of each race and sex should be in colleges and jobs which
is good because when control of everyday life is centralized in the state
the people who get to make the decisions are never capricious or
highhanded or make decisions favoring their friends and family and people
who pay them money because if only we can get the right people into
positions of control it will be safe to let them run things because smart
people can figure out how to allocate resources and what fair prices are
for goods and services and labor and who should be allowed to do what much
more efficiently and constructively than just letting millions of people
make their own decisions about what they should eat or drink or smoke or
for whom they should work for under what conditions for how much money on
what schedule based on their own perceptions concerns and plans in
accordance with their best interests.
But I digress...
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