How To Make A Still
by The Unabomber
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HOW TO MAKE A STILL
WHAT TO DO WITH IT
* Make alcohol (we'll be dealing with this now)
* Make chemicals
* Destill rainwater (if anyone asks, this is what we'll be dealing with now)
* Make teargas
MATERIALS
* Tripod or similar item - I used a coke can (yes, i'm confused too)
* 500g (AT LEAST) glass test tube, or substitute - Laboritory suplies (I used olive oil bottle)
* Vinyl Tubing - Hardware store
* Condenser - you'll probably have to make this - I used fast food plastic tub
* Hot-eletric-glue-gun-thingy - Optional
* LARGE plastic container - I used 15 litre bucket
* Bottle - recycle an old vodka bottle
* Bunsen Burner or candle - get a candle at the supermarket, $3 for a pack of ten
MAKING THE CONDENSER
(1) The next time you get chinese food, save the handy plastic container
(2) Melt/poke two holes slightly smaller than the width of the tubing on each side (lengthwise)
(3) Shove the tubing through the holes
(4) Fill 'er up with water and pop the lid on
(5) If it leaks, seal it with glue
(6) Reapeat steps 4 and 5
THE EASIEST WAY TO MAKE A STILL
(1) Poke a hole in the cap for the test tube smaller than the width of the tube, shove one end of the tub in
(2) If you fear a single molecule might have the chance to escape, glue the cap untill you are satisfied, or run out of glue
(3) Easy, isn't it (yes, this is counted as an instruction (c'mon, two is a bit short, give me a break))
WHAT TO ROT
Rot any of the following for 2 weeks in the LARGE container and fill just enough to cover the contents with water (corn is best for beginners)
Corn = Moonshine
Wheat/Rye = Whiskey
Potatoes = Vodka
Barley/Rice = Beer
Molases/Sugar Cane = Rum
Grapes = Wine
Apple Juice = Hard Cider
OPERATION
(1) Put the test tube on the tripod
(2) Put candle under test tube
(3) Shove other end of tube in a bottle
(4) Fill test tube up with mush
(5) Fill condenser with ice water
(6) Light candle
(7) Get drunk
NOTE
THE ALCOHOL WILL BE ALMOST 200 PROOF, MIX 50/50 WITH COOL-AID OR DISTILLED WATER FOR BEST RESULTS
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