How To Construct A Cheap & Reliable Beer-Bong!
by Hawt Panda Secks
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First, get foot-long NON-TOXIC plastic tubing. See-through provides the most thrills. You can get tubing from the plumbing section at places like Home-Depot. Once again, I stress that the label must say "NON-TOXIC." The diameter of the hole should be an inch or a little above.
Next, get a large funnel that fits the diameter of your hole. If it's plastic, it must be non-toxic as well! You can also use tin funnels; you have to worry about toxicity that way. Now, simply attach the tubing to the funnel and voi-la!
MAKE SURE THE FIT IS AIR-TIGHT OR YOUR BONG WILL NOT WORK!!! If you have any doubts wrap a good length of electrical tape around where the tubing connects to the funnel.
NOW THAT YOU HAVE YOUR BEER-BONG, WHAT TO DO:
Have your buddy hold the funnel for you while you are at the opposite end of the tube. Your buddy should then empty the contents of a whole beer can into the funnel while you drink. You will be surprised at how much your alcohol intake increases with this nifty little device! You can increase the amount of alcohol at any time, but harder alcohol in a beer bong leads to more fatal consequences than when not.
HAVE FUN!
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