Story About When Me And My Friends Got Really Fucked Up

ok...this is a very pointless thing to be doing..but i am home all day alone so i have nothing better to do at all...so anyway...

Alright...a few weeks ago me and my friends seth, cory, nick, clayton, alex, and jeff went and got a half from some guy we met in the parking lot at the mall...then we just walked around the mall all day until about 9:00..when we got bored we decided to go smoke a few bowls...we drove to this big ditch and parked the cars in little neighborhood near it...we got out and walked into the ditch...we decdided that somebody might see us so we walked really far into the ditch, and ended up sitting against the wall about a mile in...while we were walking there, i found this huge piece of wire shaped like a laso or something..so i picked it up and threw it around jeff...he walked with it for a minute then threw it down...when we got to where we thought it was safe, we packed both pipes we had and sat in a little circle...after about four bowls in each pipe we were all pretty stoned, so it scared the shit out of us when we saw a light go on above us...we all freaked out and jumped up and started running...we didnt want to make a bunch of noise so we were doing a little navajo run and being really quiet...i was running right next to jeff and we were laughing hystericaly as we ran...i was laughing to much and my eyes were pretty much closed, and then out of nowhere i trip...i fell right on my face and just layed there and laughed...i got up and looked to see what i had tripped on and it was the laso thing...that caused both me and jeff (who was already to out of breath from laughing to run anymore)to just collapse...we just layed there laughing until cory and seth came running up and asked what happened...we told them and they both started laughing and ended up just sitting down with us...at that point nick, clayton and alex were already almost to the cars and they had to come back for us...they asked what the hell we were doing and we all just stared at them for a second then jeff points to the laso, and i just start laughing...they look at each other and then they sit down and begin to laugh and ask if i tripped on it...i said yea and everybody just started laughing again...we sat there for about half an hour and totally forgot about the light we saw, so we packed two more bowls...then out of nowhere jeff pulls out this little thing that looks like a book of matches...and he starts laughing and goes "its acid!" so we all take a strip and continue to sit in the ditch...after about an hour we all realize we have been sitting here for a long time...this was incredibly funny because we were supposed to meet these girls at ten, and it was now around 10:30...but it was way to comfy to get up...so we just sat and waited for clayton to come back from his car...nobody really noticed he left except his brother alex...when he came back he was holding two huge bottles of whiskey, then pulls out four shot glasses from his pockets...upon seeing this we all jump up and run over to him...he gives me one of the bottles and cory the other...we all go back and sit where we were before and start talking about something...i dont remember what it was but it ended in us all taking a shot every 60 seconds...this got very hard after about 10 minutes...and nick ended up puking all over the wall about four times...the rest of us were just fine and kept taking shots even though it was starting to hurt...at about 11:30 we stopped taking shots and decided maybe we should go do something else...we looked around and nick was just passed out on the ground...we all laughed and started hitting him with anything we could find...then at the same time me and jeff jumped up and started running to get the laso...this was not a very good idea and we both tripped after about two feet...but we didnt give up, we walked (actually more like stumbled) all the way to where the laso was...when we got back nick was still passed out and we wrapped the laso around his legs and started dragging him...that woke him up and he just laughed and tried to stand up, but failed...after we took the laso off him, we took a few more shots each and smoked another bowl...we got up, wasted as hell, and all started stumbling towards the car...but then we realized we probably shouldnt drive...so we started walking back to the mall...it was only about a half hour walk, and nick puked about three times before we got there...we stopped at wal mart to get some donuts, and ended up stealing some little toy robot thing...we also grabbed about 10 boxes of Coricidin, and then bought the donuts and walked out...we went behind wal mart and finished off the alchohol (which we were carrying down the road...pretty stupid) with about 15 of the cough pills each...after about 45 minutes of sitting and talking about a million different things (cause we could never remember what it was we were talking about) we got up, and instantly the coricidin hit us...we all looked at each other and said wow...we walked to the mall about ten minutes away only to find out it was closed...seth thought he saw somebody on the roof at the movie theatre but it was a bird...he found this out after about five minutes of screaming at the bird asking it how we could get in...after that we just sat down...and right when we did that, a security officer came driving up and got out of his car...for some reason this was very funny to jeff and cory, and they stood up and said "is there a problem officer?" he said no but we needed to leave the mall..so after much arguing we left...we walked back to where the cars were but both drivers were still too wasted...so we decided to call our parents and tell them we werent coming home...that was fine with all of them and we started walking towards the bowling alley which was about 45 minutes away...we got there and it was still open...we went in and found this guy to go across the street and buy us a bottle of prestige...it was cheap...only 7 dollars...and we got a big bottle of it, and it was 80 proof...so we walked over to mcdonalds, and tried to get in but couldnt, so we went another few feet to smiths and sat in front of it and took some more shots...it woke us up and everybody except nick and clayton was awake and wanted to do something crazy...so we got up and immidiately me seth and cory just fell down...we layed there for i dont even no how long and laughed..when we got up nick and clayton were asleep and alex and jeff were smoking another bowl in the bushes...we went over there and joined them...and then, someting very scary happened...we saw flashing lights but didnt think anything about it and kept smoking...then as the lights got closer we looked and it was a cop...right when we looked he turned on his sirens and then stopped the car...we woke up nick and clayton and started running...this was incredibly hard seeing we were on weed, alchohol, coricidin, and acid...we ran all the way to this little park by some school...when we got there the cop wasnt chasing us anymore...and we looked around and me and cory burst out laughing, and nick and clayton started saying that it wasnt funny and we couldve gotten arrested...me and cory replied "thats not whats funny...does nybody know how we got here?" that caused everybody to start laughing hystericaly...we ended up wandering around all night and taking shots occasionaly...at about 5 a.m. everybody but me seth and cory was tired..so we left them at this park we somehow got too, and wandered over to my friend anthonys house...he lives with his friend devon, and they never sleep...they just smoke and drink all day and night...we got there and still had about a little more than a dime left...we smoked a few bowls and finished off the prestige, and downed the rest of the coricidin (which was about 50 more pills between the 5 of us)...when it started kicking in we decided to go find everybody else...we left anthonys and found them exactly where we left them...we woke them up and told them we needed to continue to wander...we wandered all day and took another strip of acid to keep us unsober until we could find some more alchohol...the rest of that night, the only thing i remeber is that we got a 30 pack of some shitty beer, and a ounce of some really good stepdown...we also stole another 5 boxes of coricidin and got some more donuts...thats all i remember...oh and we made it to the mall...which was very fun cause we just started talking to random people and nobody knew what we weretalking about because we would answer questions tht nobyd even asked...it was a really good weekend...were gonna do it again tomorrow...