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Beating Drug Metabolite Tests


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Drug Testing FAQ

Last Updated: 12-30-91

Beating Drug Metabolite tests (for informational purposes *only* of course).

There are several commonly used drug metabolite tests: EMIT, RIA, Abuscreen, etc. All of these tests are reasonably easy to beat, given a little advance planning. First of all, the drug which is most easily tested for is marijuana -- its claimed that drug tests can detect marijuana use up to two months previous. By following the following guidelines, its frequently reported that non-chronic marijuana smoking two weeks prior to the test still resulted in a negative test result. Two weeks, however, is probably the minimum safety allowance.

In order to prepare for a drug metabolite test, make sure that you flush your system adequately. Every day prior to the test, drink at least eight glasses of liquid (preferably water). Do *NOT*, however, do this to excess -- you can end up with water intoxication, and people have actually overdosed and died off of water. On the day of the test, you likewise need to dilute your urine by drinking water -- drink 4-6 glasses or so, and piss until your urine turnar. When its clear that means that the concentration of all the solutes in the urine is lower *including* the drug metabolites. This process can be aided by taking some caffiene, or the prescription diuretic Lasix (again, don't overdo anything -- there is nothing to be gained by drinking more water/taking more diuretics -- 80mg Lasix should be quite sufficient). The clear dilute urine can also be masked by taking Vitamin B-2 which will color it and make it less suspicious (use 50-100mg).

Should you fail the initial test you will most likely be required to have a confirmatory GC/MS test. For this test, the best precautions are abstinence and prayer. You should not smoke between the time you get tested for the first time and the results come back -- if they're positive and you have to take a GC/MS test, you will be screwed. GC/MS tests are much more sensitive than the preliminary immunoassays.

There are several substances, some marketed commercially, which are reported to interfere with the immunoassays to give a negative test result. Generally, these are treated with some skepticism (but if you really feel like trying them...). In particular, vinegar and phenylpropanolamine (Dexatrim) do not work. Zinc Sulfate is reported to work -- take 250mg the night before, and a few hours before the test -- DO NOT TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS CHEMICAL. Also the following two products claim to be effective screens:

Test Free -- Zydot Unlimitc.
Box 9485
Tulsa OK 74157
(918) 747-2400

Naturally Klean -- Houston Enterprises
PO Box 27776
Tempe AZ 85285
(602) 968-0773

As a last resort, piss tests can be doped with chemicals. Bleach detergent, blood, Draino crystals are reported to work at least on the EMIT test (I would not expect them to interfere at all on the GC/MS tests). Its apparently not necessary to spike it with a large quantity, and the chemicals will noticably effect the urine and could be detected. For more information see Abbie Hoffman's book "Steal this Urine Test".

 
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