How to Enjoy a Good Cigar
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Learn about cigars!
Buy cigars ONLY that are kept in a PROPERLY MAINTAINED Humidor. Don't
bet that the Tinder Box at your mall knows shit about cigars even
though they have a humidor. Try a small Upman cigar from a place like
that first. They move more small cigars like that. Never trust a cigar
salesman at a mall unless they have a real severe spanish accent. Look
for REAL tobacconists in your yellow pages, not the mall.
In Cuba where the best tobacco's are grown for cigars, it is very
warm, breezy and humid. Real cuban tobacco hasn't been legally
imported into the U.S. since before the Cuban Missle Crisis. Cuban
tobacco is good because of the soil and climate. Tobacco grown from
"Cuban Seed" appears in ad's but doesn't mean shit in reality.
Drug store cigars contain wood chips and old newspaper and don't qualify
as anything but recycling.
The 70,70 Rule: 70 Degrees, 70 % relative humidity is ideal for
storing cigars.
If your cigars get dry, hard to the touch. Put a small amount of water
in the bottom of a tall jar, put in a hankerchief or something to keep
the cigars from getting wet, and put your unwrapped cigars in the jar and
put the lid on and leave them for several hours. A smokable cigar should
be pliable to the touch, not hard and dry. Don't let water hit your
cigars, humid air around them is the key.
The best humidors are made of cedar. A cedar box with a sponge thing in
the top works good to keep your cigars enjoyable.
Try using whiskey or other hard liquor as the liquid in your home humidor
sometime.
Old dry cigars can sometimes be restored to smokable condition by storing
them in a humidor for several hours or days.
How to light a cigar
Unwrap the plastic from the cigar, remove the label unless you are a
"wanna be", or if it's too tight to remove.
Feel the cigar. The leaf wrapper should have a certain rubbery quality.
Smell it if you want, then put it to your ear and listen, it it's
a truly fine cigar, you may hear the violent rantings of a Central American
dictator. If you hear Fidel Castro himself, you definitely got a good one!
If it's feels crispy and dry, leave it in a humidor or you will waste it by
smoking it because it will be too hot and not enjoyable.
Grint your teeth, (like Clint Eastwood, or like a F14 pilot getting shot off
a carrier), and while gently pressing the cigar against your teeth, NOT your
lips... firmly bite the least little bit of the tip off, and SPIT IT OUT!
Spitting it out is VERY important and should be done with the utmost
enthusiam to show respect for the spanish person who hand made-the cigar.
Real men spit, aggresively and with dry passion. AND TOWARDS THE GROUND!
Tilt back your head very slightly to keep the smoke out of the eyes and
light the end SLOWLY, turning it ever so slightly to ensure EVEN slow start.
Feel free to spit, and SLOWLY puff. DO NOT INHALE! Don't try to knock
the ashes off by tapping it like a cigarette. Slowly roll the end on the
edge of an ash tray.
You are now part of history. Enjoy.
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