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Coffee Recipes
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PART 1: Coffee? That stuff tastes nasty!!
Fuck you. Coffee is easily the greatest liquid substance on this planet. Yes,
I understand that when you have coffee the first couple of times, there seems
to be little if any point. However, looking beyond the initially unpleasant
taste, we find coffee can be very benificial for the same reasons speed
(methamphetamines) are; you get WiReD!! And getting wired is phun..
The first time you begin to nervously chew your fingernails off, rapidly tap
your feet up and down on the floor, run around, impersonate your favorite
punk rock vocalist, and otherwise be wired, makes the taste of coffee
something pleasant henceforth...
This being cleared up, we can go on with the rest of the file, which is a
compilation of recipes, ideas, stories, message captures, and pretty much
a tribute to liquid caffinated bean beverages....
PART 2: The Recipes
First of all, don't expect to get wired off of one lightly sweetened cup of
mild coffee, a dash of creamer, and some NutriSweet ....
Regular-Wake-Up-In-The-Morning-Go-To-School-On-4-Hours-Of-Sleep-Hot-Coffee:
I use instant. I don't have a lot of time in the morning, or any other time
of the day. So, when you wake up, it's cold out, and you wanna be warm and
awake, try this; Mix roughly 3 - 4 hEaPiNG teaspoons of insant coffee into
your cup. Get some sugar and pour it in until it's almost up to the bottom of
the handle on the inside. Now, fill the rest with water. Microwave until
steaming hot. For some reason, drinking this or any coffee recipe fast seems
to get you more wired..
Neato-Wake-Up-At-2:00-In-The-Afternoon-Partied-Out-Help-Me-Quick-Coffee:
It's not always, because of the temperature or time of day, that much fun to
drink hot coffee. Here's a bunch of my favorite iced coffee recipes...
1. If you're using instant, make up a cup of 3 - 4 spoonfull coffee. Pour in
about twice as much sugar. Instead of water, pour in cold milk. Mix it up.
This is the easiest, simplest - and believe it or not, good tasting - coffee
recipe for warm days. If you prefer regular coffee (well who doesn't, but if
you prefer it over instant enough to actually go through the trouble of
making it every time), just make some up REALLY REALLY thick. We're talking
some serious sludge here...This should be rememberd for all the following
recipes, as well.
2. Get some ice cream. Vanilla should do. Chocolate would probably work. You
can get adventurous with like, Mocha Almond Fudge Strawberry, etc. if you
want. Anyway, get about half a cup full of your ice cream. If it's really
solid, mash it up with a spoon for awhile. Make some serious sludge coffee,
with instant or non, i mean SeRi0uS sludge this time, and mix it in with half
milk. Pour this to the top of your coffee mug, and stir until your sludge,
ice cream, and milk have all mixed properly. Drink.
3. Mix about half your cup with Coca-Cola, and the other half iced coffee.
Alternativley, you could make root beer or Coca-Cola floats and mix half of
that with half coffee...
4. Get crushed ice. Either get some ice cubes and put them in the blender, or
wrap them up in a cloth and pretend like those cubes are the inside of the
head of a local law enforcement official. Once you have sufficiently
annhilated your ice into tiny shards, conragulate yourself. Get some
chocolate syrup and squirt lines of it around the outside of your cup in a
kinda pretty spiral design. Dump your crushed ice in until it fills up a
little less than 3/4 of the cup. Now, take a bit of coffee made from the
first recipe (cold milk and coffee), and put it into the cup of ice until
it's full. This one, I admit, came from a local coffee shop....but it's
worth trying.
5. Take roughly two teaspoons of instant coffee, drop about 1 1/2 teaspoons
of chocolate milk mix, and mix the rest with cold milk. Stir well. Yummy.
6. There is no reason, of course, to be sane. If you have the materials, the
sense of adventure, and the willingness to live on the edge for a few years
and simply not wake up one morning; experiment. Why not mix ALL these recipes
into one?? What wouldn't be good about a root beer float - instant coffee -
crushed ice - chocolate syrup - coca-cola - cold milk - chocolate mix coffee
drink ... personally, I wanna try it..
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