Nutmeg: For when your booze runs out

by landfill

First off, I know there are like a million nutmeg articles on here already, but as I always say, the more the merrier. It's good to get a good idea of what you're gonna do before you do it, so a range of articles is probably a good thing.

Anyway, on to the good shit...

It all started when my friend, let's call him bbal was round my house for th night, and we didn't have any booze or other methods of 'having fun' so we went into town and got two jars of whole nutmegs. In all, I think I took about three or four nutmegs and bbal took about two or three, If I remember correctly. anyway, so I took the first two (or was it one? Something like that) by crushing them up into pieces about 5mm all round and swallowing them independantly with water. Two words, BAD SHIT. It gets stuck in your throat and all kinds of crap, so learn from our mistakes and DON'T do it this way. The remaining nutmegs I took by grinding them up completely with a cheesegrater and swallowing it in a glass of water. This tastes suprisingly ok, and helps you get 'em down quick. One thing to worry about though is the smell, so don't do this if you think your parents or anyone are gonna come near youi while you're grating this. So, we had read on other articles that it took a long time to kick in, so we took it about 5:00 in the afternoon, hoping for it to kick in later on in the night. We drank some mindfuck coffee to keep us awake (for the uninitiated, that's 5/6 heaped teaspoons of coffee powder, and then filled with sugar up to where the bottom of the handle contacts the mug). So that woke us up quite a lot, and we were pretty hyperactive and shit for a while, and then we just settled down in front of the TV. I reckon it was about this time that the nutmeg started to kick in... It's really hard to describe what it feels like, because I don't really remember a specific time when it started to work, but round about midnight we were feeling pretty jumpy and weird. We decided to go outside for a fag, and because it seemed like the best way to get outside at the time (without detection by parents), we climbed out of the window (don't worry, it was on the ground floor :-) ). So there we were, sitting on a bench in the middle of my village, dragging on our fags, and just going on about a loada random shit. Pretty cool. Then it was time to get back in! Bbal gave me a leg-up to get into the window, and then I helped him by pulling his arms. Unfortunately, his nuts got caught on the little catch at the bottom of the window, and he seemes in extreme paaaain. When we were back inside, we just settled back down to watch TV. Well maybe I shouldn't say settled, we were still all jumpy and felt like our arms and shit were moving really fast, partly because of the coffee probably. One cool thing that bbal apparently experienced was mega big headrushes whenever he got up. These sounded pretty cool, so I thought I'd try as well, but I didn't really get the effect. Eventually we decided to go to sleep...bad idea, the morning was utter shit.

I woke up feeling normal, maybe a little sick. The problems really started when I got up. I tried to walk into the kitchen to have breakfast, but I always collapsed after about 30 seconds. I had to go back and lie down, and this continued for quite a while, but I eventually managed to struggle through the day, and didn't go to shcool the next day.

Fortunately for you guys, I think that this was mostly due to a bug I think that I caught, because most of my family and some other people I knew had it at various times that week.

So there you have it, a nice jumpy euphoric high, which I would definetely reccomd you try to see if you like it.

One weird thing I noticed was that while I was talking to bbal today about what booze we're gonna get for a party we're going to tomorrow, we reminisced about our nutmeg experience. The weird thing was, both of us had completely forgotten about the nutmeg and thought we were drunk that night. It was only when I remembered and told him that he remembered. Well, that was just some weird thging I thought I'd tell you about.

Happy nutmegging...peace out.