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All we need to know about anal sex
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WHAT WE ALL NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ANAL SEX...
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Buggery has from medieval times to the end of the nineteenth century
been a treasured and common mode of sexual intercourse. This is of
course witnessed by the fact that there are countless drawings,
pictures and sculptures dating back to the early Greeks,
depicting the subject...
There is a very good, popular explanation for our forefathers'
preference for the back entry. They knew nothing or little about
contraception. But the urge to fuck was no less strong a thousand
years ago than it is today. And people had the good idea of starting
by screwing their lovers in the cunt first and then finishing
off by ejaculating into their tight arseholes, thus eliminating
the risk of a unwanted pregnancy.
In addition to avoiding children, our forefathers also appreciated
a tight narrow pussy - who doesn't! But after several births, any
vagina becomes a little loose and dilated, leaving any husband
the alternative of jerking off, screwing another woman, or of using
his wife's arsehole as the anser to the problem - a type of reserve cunt!
Although it has been very popular throughout the centuries, anal
intercourse is still a form of sexual intercourse that is unknown
to many. And there are some who think that buggery is unhygienic,
or that fucking an arse might bring them into the 'queer sphere'.
This is nonsense of course! Buggery is a very pleasurable form of
penetration, as long as certain precautions are taken. And apart from
the fact that it is a pleasure, it also makes a thrilling - not to
mention refreshing - change from routine marital performances. Most
people who have tried it find it very appealing. Try it for yourself!
And you'll certainly be looking forward to doing it again and again
and again - you won't regret it!
[Originally printed in PUSSYCAT issue 47 Jan 83]
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