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The Art of Sex 2 of 2


All stories on this web site are purely FICTIONAL. The people depicted within these stories only exist in someone's IMAGINATION. Any resemblence between anyone depicted in these stories and any real person, living or dead, is an incredible COINCIDENCE too bizarre to be believed. If you think that you or someone you know is depicted in one of these stories it's only because you're a twisted perverted little fucker who sees conspiracies and plots where none exist. You probably suspect that your own MOTHER had sex with ALIENS and COWS and stuff. Well, she didn't. It's all in your head. Now take your tranquilizers and RELAX.

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+ The Art Of +
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+ Sex! +
+ Part II: +
+Other Ways!+
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Written & typed by
Cloaked Warrior on
August 18, 1986...
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What to do with the girl(s)
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After kidnapping the girl what do I do? These are one of the questions many
people like asking. Well, I would probably strip her and set her up on a table
and tie her arms and legs to it. Then I would blind fold her and stuff her
mouth with some cloth or cotton (prevents her from screaming). I would begin
by pouring flour on her body and rubbing oil onto her skin. After getting this
done, I'm now ready for some real fun!

First, (now I will be directing this to YOU) you jam a stick into her cunt
and make sure she doesn't scream. Second, you pinch the tips of her nipples
until she starts moaning. You are now probably asking, 'What the hell am I
supposed to do now? This is boring!' Well, patience Nymph. Untie her, take
the shit out of her mouth, and unblind fold her (besure to have a mask or Ninja
hood on, she will try to describe you to the cops later). Now all you have to
do is hand cuff her (so that she doesn't fight you off) and take her to your
bedroom and throw her on your bed. Jump on her and lick her oily body and then
give her bath.

If you really want to, you can torture her. How? The best way is to whip
her. So here is what you do. Tie her up in the corner of a room and get out
long leather whip and start whipping her until she starts pleading. Then you
undress, untie her, and tell her fuck you. If she opposes you, threaten her by
tellin' her that you are going to whip her and grind up her tits. Start by
jumping on her a few times and gradually get rougher.

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Other ways
of getting
sex easily
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1> Hire a hooker. What? Afraid of getting AIDS? Okay, read on...

2> Take your girl out and get her drunk. Then you can take her to your house
or apartment and get her to smoke some marajuana, then get her addicted to
cocaine and give her a little heroine. She's all yours! Don't be afraid, she
almost dead by now, she won't hurt you.

What? Can't find drugs (or can't afford it?) Just use some real strong stuff
(liquor). Give her a few kegs of beer and some Cherry Wine! Not bad, she will
be left so vulnerable...BUT, there is still another way!

3> Fuck the Dead! Yes, if there aren't any cemetaries around, then go to a
hospital and try to sneak out a dead bitch...I would suggest that you read the
file called 'How to fuck the Dead'...this file will give ya alot of details and
shit...anyway, here's a better way (if your afraid of fucking dead women).

4> (I just noticed something, I am not typing this damn thing in 80 columns!)
While yer at the hospital, look around for some cute girls (who have not been
operated on or have already recovered from surgery). You can find young ones
and older ones (30+ ain't bad)...Just go into the room, dressed like doctor or
nurse (if you're a lez), and tell her to come with ya (make up something like
this: We have to run some tests. Or: It's ok to go home now. Besure to get
her a wheel chair and lead her into a deserted room.). 'What if I am just a
kid?' some of you may ask. Well, sneak into the room at about 4:00 in the
morning and (watch out for nurses and docs) quietly close the curtains around
her (there's a huge curtain that goes around the patient's bed, this is to
insure privacy). Then you just stuff her mouth with cloth and blind fold her
and QUIETLY rape her...it's kinda hard! To make it seem like a dream, you can
give her a shot that will make her entire body numb (do this when you're done).
Then ya just take the cloth out of her mouth, dress her, open the curtains, and
leave the room...

5> If you are the kind who likes little girls, go to a elementary school and
grab a girl during lunch time. Or go into a the girls' bathroom. Wait for the
one you want, grab her, and...(you know the rest)...Read 'Chester's Guide',
this file will give you some details on how to pick up little girls & fuck'em.

6> You can use the technique almost ANYWHERE. Go into any women's restroom
and wait. And when some irresistable-looking lamb walks in:

-Take her home and fuck her.
-Grab her, undress her, blind fold, etc. and fuck her.
-Knock her out and fuck her.
-Act as if you are going to slit her throat. Then ya force her to fuck you.
Besure you have a mask on so that you won't be identified...

Happy huntin'. Careful! You might end up in the slammers.
Cloaked Warrior '86...
11:30 AM August 18, 1986
^ (pacific time)
Look out for more Sex Orientated FileS
S.O.F.S. from C.W. Of '86
Have some Phun, take your time...


 
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