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Subject: babsroom.txt
Date: Sun, 24 Nov 1996 12:23:09 -0500
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It was a wonderfully warm and sunny mid-May afternoon as Acme Loo let =
out all the students out at the usual 3 O'Clock bell. All the Tiny Toons =
cast are heading off merrily to their favorite mid-afternoon activiti=
es: Plucky is still trying (unsuccessfully) to woo Shirley for a date; Fi=
fi has found another skunk-hunk to chase (exchange student from Canada); =
Dizzy is whirling down the walkway, all the while playing his heavy-metal=
guitar ("Dizzy gonna be a rock star someday, like Jimmy Page!"); Elmyra,=
though still preoccupied with animals, is chasing Montana Max ("Come bac=
k here, Monty-Wonty, and we could go see a movie! They're playing `Hellra=
iser III' at the
Acme GigiPlex!"); Calamity is still chasing after Little Beeper, and hold=
ing a sign that reads "Would ya mind slowing down? I forgot to give you y=
our tip for that lunchtime pizza you delivered!". Sneezer wasn't in schoo=
l today; he has hay fever!
Babs & Buster are calmly walking together, trying to decide what to do th=
is afternoon:
Buster: "Well, Babs, what should we do? Go for the afternoon concert? I h=
ear
Dizzy plays a mean guitar with the Toonsters From Hell band!"
Babs: "Nah, I just want to relax. How about we head over to my place and =
crash a few spaceships on my video game machine."
Buster: "Sounds good to me! I bet I can beat you this time!"
Babs: "No you can't!
Buster: "Before we reach your place, how 'bout we go munch on some Weenie=
Burgers?"
Babs: "OK! Never play video games on an emty stomach, I'd say!" :)
The Bunnys ("no relation") reach Weenie Burger and make their orders and =
find themselves a table. Surprisingly, they find Plucky and Shirley at a =
nearby table:
Plucky: "Please Shirl, please go out on a date with me? I promise not to =
spill the milkshakes *this* time!"
Shirley: "Mondo negatoro, Plucky! I've, like, already got an appointment =
to meet my past lives, or some junk..."
Plucky: "That's no fair! I already rented `Godzilla Meets the Swamp Thing=
' and `Greatest Moments in Cheerleading' tonight!"
Shirley: "Ewwwww, gross!"
Buster [to Babs]: "Looks like Plucky blew it again!"
After killing off a few Weenie Burgers, Buster & Babs make their way to B=
abs' home, a hole in the ground with a ring of flowers around it, except =
at the walkway. After getting in, they head to Babs' room, where there is=
numerous plush animals, a bed (with a cordless phone on the nightstand),=
and an audio/video entertainment center, where a videogame machine sits.=
After several rounds of various games, the two were starting to ti=
re of playing videogames.
Buster: "Well, Babs, what now? You beat me at every game so far...."
Babs: "Hmmm... I know!" [whirls into Jessica Rabbit impersonation] "How a=
bout we get close and make some *real* `bunny heat'!"
Buster [flustering]: "Um... Sure, I think..."
[Buster's conscience speaks to Buster: <Go ahead; you always wanted to ge=
t really close to her! You might not have another good chance!>]
Babs: "Are you nervous, Buster Bunny?"
Buster: "You might say that... Listen, Babs... We've known each other for=
the last 3 1/2 years, and I just haven't had the nerve to tell you..."
Babs: "Yes...?" [eyes fluttering]
Buster: "Umm... *ehe* Those Bears sure know how to play football! Maybe t=
his yyear, they'll make it to the Super Bowl..."
Babs: "Buster Bunny! You *are* nervous, aren't you!"
Buster: "Well, uhh... Yes.." [nervous giggle]
Babs: "Come over here, `Blue Boy'!"
Babs grabs Buster and leads him over to her bed, and proceeds to undress =
herself...
Buster: "WOW! D'uuuhhh uhhhh... You're sher purty without your clothes!"
Buster is drooling badly.
Babs: "You like? Good! I know you've been peeking under my skirt for quit=
e a while... Granted, I rarely wear panties... I'm sure you have liked th=
e show all this time..."
Buster [still drooling]: "Duhhh..."
Babs: "Well? I'm showing you mine, how 'bout you, mister no-pants?" ;)
Buster couldn't keep it in much longer: as a male Toon, he'd been taught =
since childhood how *not* to show his genitals when he doesn't wear trous=
ers.
Nearly all Toons go through this, so he reaches down to his crotch and wr=
estles with the fur to release a fully erect 7-inch, lightly furred blue =
penis.
Babs: "My, you *are* big!"
Babs' figure wasn't half-bad either; her nipples were already showing thr=
ough her fur, on small, but nicely rounded (and firm!) breasts, and her o=
wn crotch visibly showed a moist slit that was aching for some attention.=
Buster starts regaining his composure, and says to Babs, "Got any smooth =
romancing music?"
Babs: "Over by the stereo."
Buster, with his schlong still fully erect, goes over to the stereo and f=
inds some CDs.
Babs: "Oh, just turn on the CD player- I left a disc in there that I *kno=
w* will put you in the mood!"
Buster hits the ON button, and the CD player starts playing "I Wanna Sex =
You Up" by Color Me Badd...
Babs: "Now come here, Big Blue..."
Buster comes near her and she asks: "Could you reach into my little fridg=
e over there and get me a carrot? Thanks..."
Buster notices that the nightstand *isn't* a nightstand, but a small dorm=
fridge, which he opens to find carrots & soda. He grabs a carrot.
Buster: "Fine time to think of carrots, don't you think?"
Babs: "Just hand me the carrot..."
As buster hands her the carrot, she slowly inserts the carrot into her lo=
ve-hole. Finally, Buster realizes just *why* Babs is nuts about carrots!
Babs: "Well, now you can see why I have this thing for carrots! *uhhhmm* =
Ohh,
that feels *soo* good!" She slowly slides the carrot in and out of her we=
t
vagina. Every stroke stirs the pink bunny in pleasure. "Buster, could you=
do
this for me?"
Buster leans close enough to smell Babs' pheronomes and to watch the now-=
slippery carrot as it continues sliding in and out. Suddenly she releases=
her hand from the carrot.
Babs: "Your turn!" :)
Buster: "Now it's time to have sex, Buster Bunny Style! Had to say it..."=
;)
As he reaches for the carrot, she reaches for his blue penis, and gently =
strokes it. "So firm!", she says...
*RRRRRIIIIINGGG!* *RRRRRIIIIINGGG!*
Babs: "Hold on, I gotta get the phone... Don't stop, OK?" She picks up th=
e receiver. "Hello? Oh, *hi* Harriet! Well, I can't talk *too* much, I've=
got company over. Hmm? Oh, its Buster. *mmmMMMMMmmm* What was that? Oh, =
I'm trying to get intimate here with Bus.... *oooooOOOOOOOoooh! AAAaaaaaA=
Ahhh!*
Oh, sorry Harriet... He's... *MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmOHMYGOD!* *pantpantpant* =
Oh,
he's just... *RRRRrrr*... sliding a carrOOOOOT!... out of me... I'll call=
ya later." *click!* "*OOOOOOOOOOOOAAaaAAAAAAAAAHHH!* Don't stop! That fe=
els too good!" [Scarlett mode] "As God as my witness, I'll never go witho=
ut sex again! *AAAAAAAIIIIYYEEE* *pantpantpantpant* OK... *pantpant* Remo=
ve the carrot...." Buster removes a very soaked carrot from Babs' sopping=
-wet vagina and smells it.
Buster: "Geez, that was, uhh. interesting... Umm.."
Babs: "Well, lick it! How do my juices taste?"
Buster licks the carrot and says, "Not bad... Could use more salt.."
Babs promptly throws a pillow at Buster.
Babs: "Quick; enter me while I'm still in the mood!"
Buster obliges by getting around to her legs and brings them up to her ch=
est.
His now aching shaft makes its way to her love tunnel, and slowly inserts=
it.
He notices it is going in smoothly, and she's not only wet, but very warm=
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This brings his arousal to a near-boiling point.
Buster: "*Unnnngh* You sure feel good, Babsie! *Ahh...*"
Babs: "*OOOOOOOOooooooOOOOh!* FASTER! FASTER! *AaaaaaAAAH!*"
*humphumphumphumphump* *sqwEEkasquEEkasquEEkasquEEka*
Babs [cowboy voice]: "RIDE'EM, COWBOY!!!"
*knockknock!*
Babs & Buster come to a screeching halt, with Buster still firmly (and qu=
ite visibly) implanted in Babs' muff as Babs' mother opens the door...
Babs' mother: "Buster & Babs! Please keep it quiet in here! We're trying =
to watch `Jeopardy!' in the living room! And after you two are done, I wa=
nt you both to clean up! No need to smell like sweat *all* the time!"
Babs' mother closes the door. *slam!*
Buster: "I thought she was going to give us the heave-ho when she saw us.=
=2E. together...like this..."
Babs: "Don't worry about it, OK? Now, so *you* don't make too much noise,=
why don't you suck on my nipples while you're still humping me."
Buster: "OK... But what about you?"
Babs: "I'll think of something..." ;)
Both cuddle closer as Buster nears his climax, another distaction occurs:=
*RRRRIIIINNGGGG!* *RRRRIIIINNNNGGGG!*
Buster: "It's the phone... Again...."
Babs [picks up phone]: "Hello? Oh, *hi* Fifi! What? He dumped you? Sorry =
to hearrRRRRR that... Oh, that? I got Buster over... What? Oh, yes... Thi=
s time, we're really doiIIINNNNG it... Huh? You want to come over? Sure, =
I guess...
Hold on..." [to Buster] "Fifi wants to join us. Is that OK?"
Buster: "Uhh... Sure, I guess... I don't know her as well as I know you, =
so I'm not sure.."
Babs: "Don't worry; she's the one who taught me all about sex in the firs=
t place."
Buster: "What about Harriet? I hear she's always been your phone friend."=
Babs: "That's just it: I've never *seen* Harriet, only talked to her on t=
he phone!"
Buster: "Well... OK... If you want, we'll have Fifi here, too..."
Babs [back to phone]: "Fifi? Sure! Come on over! We'll have a party! Yeah=
, just us three!" ;) "OK, see you when you get here! Bye!" *click!*
**knockknock*
Buster & Babs are still embraced in the same position.
Buster: "That was quick!"
Fifi: "Le cellular phone! C'est magnifique!" :)
Babs: "Hi, Fifi! Join in! The water's fine!" ;)
Fifi: "Ooohh-lala! You too are looking like ze pretzel, non? I see Buster=
's pepperoni du passion is well greased! How good is he?"
Babs: "He's *mmmmmmmmmmhhh* comfortable! (faster, pretty bunny) He's not =
bad for a first-timer! Of course, this *is* my first *real* time, too!=
=2E.." ;)
Buster: "*UUUUnnnnGGh* Babs, I think I'm *Ahhh* Gonna *RrrrRRhh* explode!=
*mmmmmmAAAAAAAAhhh!* *pantpantpantpant!*" *THROBTHROBTHROB*
Babs: "*AAAAAAhhh.....* Oohh... That felt good, honeybunny! *MMMMM...* Ho=
ld me close, Buster... Hold me tight!"
Fifi: "Le WOW! I almost came on zhat one myself!"
Buster collapses next to Babs on her bed, while Fifi gawks at the both of=
them, and notices Buster's 7-inch shaft...
Fifi: "OOH-LALA! What a piece of le meat!"
Fifi reaches over to Buster's blue stick and notices it's still hard.
Fifi: "Now I *know* I am in ze mood for ze sex, even if you, Buster, are =
not ze skunk-hunk... *le sigh* At least I'll get some action tonight!=
"
Fifi promptly licks the remaining juices from Buster's tool, and notes th=
at it's still responding to erotic stimulation.
Fifi: "I zhink he is still ready for le fun, oui?"
Fifi smiles a deep, seductive smile that *no-one* could possibly resist!
Fifi: "Come here, my little fruit de passion! We'll have your system so d=
rained you won't be able to stand up in ze mornig!"
With that, she immediately mounted herself onto Buster's still-hard penis=
, quickly bouncing up and down.
Fifi: "Oh, MON DIEU! Buster you feel so good inside me! You are truly ze =
most wonderful salami d'amor I've ever taken in! Ohhh!"
As her passion starts flowing, a familiar odor fills the room.
Babs: "*sigh* I think I'm finally used to this now."
With that, Babs reaches for Fifi's breasts and gently fondles them as Fif=
i bobs up and down over Buster's loins.
Fifi: "Oh, OUI! Oh! It feels *too* good! *MMMMMhhh* AAAAHHH!* Babs, suckl=
e ze nipples, s'il vous plait? OOoooooOOhhh! Merci! I am one happy sk=
unk tonight!" :)
Buster: "UUUUHhhhhh! I think I'm *AAAaaaaaAAAhhh* coming again!"
Fifi: "Le *WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!* Oh, my little blue bunny-hunk du passion! Zha=
t was ze best I have ever had! Ohhhh! I could do more, but I am ze pooped=
skunk, and I need some rest! Merci, Babs, for letting me spend ze time w=
ith your boyfriend. I do hope you two stay togezher for a very long time!=
Oh, I need to sleep! It's 11:00 already..."
Babs: "Well, you're both welcome to sleep in my bed. There's plenty of ro=
om for three here!" I'm tired, too... How are you doing, Buster honey? =
You pooped too?"
Buster: "You said it, Babs! That was some workout! *yawn!* We really shou=
ld get some sleep... Good-night, Babs... Good-night, Fifi..."
All three get under the covers, and all three are cuddling close. At vari=
ous times during the night, Buster was suckling either Babs' or Fifi's br=
easts, or was still horney enough in his sleep to enter both of them. It =
was certainly one unforgettable night for the two bunnies ("no relation")=
and the skunk.
In the morning, all three woke up in each others arms, although Buster's =
penis was firmly implanted in Babs' muff, and Buster's face was in Fifi's=
muff, quietly licking away...
Babs: "*yawn!* We all should clean up this mess... I need a shower, wheth=
er I want one or not... My crotch feels so sticky..."
Buster: "We all need to clean up..."
Fifi: "*le yawn!* Oui..."
Buster: "Last one in the bathroom is Yosemite Sam!"
All three get out of bed and head straight for the bathroom, where all th=
ree clean each other up under the shower head. Afterwards, they all dried=
each other's fur with Babs' blow-dryer.
Once they got dressed (except for Fifi, who never did come over dressed),=
they all made their way out of Babs' home and into the morning sunshine,=
where Buster promply pull out his Acme (tm) SuperSoaker and starts shoot=
ing at both Babs and Fifi where it *really* counts- at their vaginas!
Babs: "*AAAAAAAAAAAAH!* I'll get even with you Buster Bunny!"
She pulls out from nowhere a SuperSoaker of her own, and squirts away at =
Buster...
While Babs was getting her watergun out, Buster let Fifi have it! *splass=
ssh*
Fifi: "Oooooh! I've neen *SOAKED!*"
She promply pull out of nowhere in particular her *own* watergun, and a w=
aterfight between the three begins...
"Over here, Barbra-Ann Bunny!"
"Don't call me that!"
"Here is your just rewards, Buster et Babs!"
*SQIIIIIIIIRT!*
Le fin! (The end!) =
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