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Letter To Mom re: Bowling... er, BALLING!
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Dear Mom,
I am so excited. I met this terrific guy at church last
Sunday and he's taught me everything there is to know about
bowling ... and is it a fun game!
First he took me to his apartment to see his ten pin.
This puzzled me at first, as I thought bowling had something
to do with ten pins not one ten-pin. He said it was best to
begin with one, but I could try 10 later when I was
experienced.
He asked if I would like to polish his ten-pin and
balls. I said sure, so he took them out for me to see. Mom,
he has the nicest little bowling bag with 2 balls in it, but
he didn't want me to take them out of the bag. I looked
around for a cloth to polish with, but couldn't find any. He
said I could just use my tongue and I did. As soon as I
started that, his ten-pin got super hard and big. I wondered
if it would be fun to suck on and it was!
He started moaning, though, so I had to stop. He told
me to go ahead please as that was the best way to get the
polish out. So I licked and I sucked and he moaned and I
sucked. Suddenly my mouth was filled with his polish. I was
so excited I swallowed the polish, but he didn't mind, he
said we could make more after a few minutes.
Then, he said that I had a few bowling features, too!
How come you and Daddy never told me about them? He showed
me my reset buttons on my chest and my very own bowling
alley. I didn't even know what they were for! He started
playing with my reset buttons, first with his hands, then
his tongue, then his hands, his tongue ... I tried to lay
still for him but my body started writhing around and I
started moaning, too. Ooh, it felt good!
Then he checked out my alley and said he would eat a
little before he threw a strike. When he started eating, I
nearly died! My eyes were crossing and my toes curled up so
tight they hurt, but felt good too! My whole body was
electrified with excitement, every muscle trembled at once!
He had finished his snack, but I was now hungry, so I
started to go after his special polish. I licked one ball
and then the other. I took his ten-pin deep into my mouth
and started to suck, but he said to stop. He wanted to
polish my alley with his ten-pin. I thought my alley had
been polished pretty well already, but I wasn't going to
tell him, cuz I was ready for more. He thrust his hot hard
pin deep into my alley and, literally, took my breath away
for a moment. Then, he started thrusting again and again. I
LOVED it! My whole body started to go crazy again! I was
squirming and writhing underneath him while he worked and I
felt like I was spinning higher and higher. I knew I was
moaning and yelling, but I couldn't stop. It was so intense!
He took me up, up, up to somewhere I've never been
before, and I aim to go back again! He said he'd take me
there as often as I wanted, but he needed a little rest
first.
Well, Mom, I really enjoyed bowling with him. But I
just don't understand. Why do some people think bowling is
dull?
With love,
Virginia
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