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Hi, I saw this interesting little curse in a abook called
"Talking Dirty" edited by Rheinhold Aman. Robson Books 1993
ISBN 0 86051 8817.

It reads.
"May you be fucked by a donkey! May your wife be fucked by a
donkey! May your child fuck your wife" (Legal Curse, Eygypt,
circa 950BC)

I assume that this is a pretty free translation;-) The
Hyroglyphs for this were so descriptive that I am including a
mini gif pic.

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// // \ '--;
' \ | L'Etalon Doux
^ ^ (The Gentle Stallion)

And we'll be freinds for life /She'll be just like a wife / I'm
goin' to catch that horse if I can.(Chesnut Mare, The Byrds.)
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