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A younger brother's thoughts of her sister and her
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How to kill a Dakota eel.
Little Johnny was 12 years old and like other boys his age rather curious,
he had been hearing quite a bit about "courting" from older boys and he
wondered what it was, and how it was done. One day he took his question to
his mother who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to
Johnny she told him to hide behind a curtain one night and watch his older
sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning Johnny
described everything to his mother.
Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while and then turned off some
of the lights. Then he started to hug and kiss her. I figured sis might be
getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so
too, because he put his hand inside of her blouse to feel her heart,just like
the doctor would, exept he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed
to have trouble finding her heart.
I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started
panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold
because he put it under her skirt. About this time sis got worse and began
to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch
This was when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sis told him
that she was very hot.
Finally I found out what was making them so sick--a big eel had gotten inside
of his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about
10 inches long. Honest!!!! Anyway she grabbed it in one hand to keep it
from getting away.
When sis saw it she got really scared, her eyes got really big and her mouth
fell open and she started calling God and stuff like that,she said it was the
biggest one she ever saw. I should tell her about the ones at the lake.
Anyways,she got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off.All of
a sudden she made a noise and let the eel go. I guess it bit her back. then
she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out
of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting her.
Sis laid back and spread her legs so that she could get a scisser lock on it,
and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight.
She started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch
I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squeezing it between them.
After a while the both quit moving and gave great sighs. Her boyfriend got up
and, sure enough, they had killed the eel. I know it was dead because it just
hung there limp amd some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boy-
friend were a little tired from the battle but they went on courting anyway,
he started hugging and kissing her again and by golly the eel was not dead!!
It jumped straight up and started fighting again. I guess eels are like cats
with 9 lives or something.
Then sis jumped up and tried killing the eel by sitting on it. After 35
minutes of struggeling and stuff they finally killed the eel. I know it was
dead this time because I saw sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush
it down the toilet.
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